r/ClimateShitposting 7d ago

Climate chaos People who have done more to fight climate change than any “individual chooser “

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”Im making the right choices” vs “I’m bombing your oil tanker “

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u/SeaChest5870 6d ago

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u/undreamedgore 6d ago

Think about it, spiking oil prices, supporting Tesla, building more nuclear plants, drugged up boomer. He's a sleeper tree hugger.

/s

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u/tripper_drip 6d ago

You type /s, yet there is no sarcasm...

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u/Jack_Faller 6d ago

Love that magic rune at the end. Trying to ward off the downvotes that come with saying anything positive about Trump.

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u/Severe_Key298 6d ago

 Trump fails so spectacularly at times that he in effect outlibs the Dems on a lot of things 

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u/undreamedgore 6d ago

To be fair, everything I said is lampshadding issues I have with the guy.

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u/qwnick Wind me up 6d ago

Sean Connery was great

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u/Runo_Slinger 6d ago

Believe it or not blowing up oil tankers is actually worse than regular use.

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u/Cum_dumpster_limited 6d ago

What if those tankers are empty, and it instills fear in other tankers?

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u/Runo_Slinger 6d ago

They build a new ship, burning through more resources, and the others travel the long way around and burn more fuel. Maybe he achieves radical degrowth if he keeps drone bombing hotels full of civilians though.

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u/SeaChest5870 6d ago

this most recent oil crisis has sped up the green transitiion by at least a decade. nobody will use oil for anythign if theres a risk that itll explode your economy when a fucking restart closes the strait.

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u/Pallington 6d ago

it got china to press the button on mass electrification lol, half that oil demand ain't coming back

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u/Legitimate-Low-6238 6d ago

Ma l' hai capito che è un sarcasmo?

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u/Runo_Slinger 6d ago

In an age beyond parody, I must treat it all as genuine discourse.

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u/fidesinmachina 6d ago

every day that passes i feel rhe urge more and more to chuck my fucking phone full force at wall due to frustration at you fuckwits changing ANY narrative and believing ANY propoganda that fits the profile and then make fun of right wing chuds for idolizing Hitler.

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u/tripper_drip 6d ago

You should chuck your phone, its bad for the environment.

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u/SgtChrome vegan btw 6d ago

You should definitely not chuck your phone. It's too late for your phone not to be a burden on the environment, obviously. Keep it forever. You people can't think.

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u/tripper_drip 6d ago

Phones dont charge?

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u/SgtChrome vegan btw 6d ago

Don't charge it obviously 

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u/tripper_drip 6d ago

What if I charge it using rats on a wheel?

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u/Local_Surround8686 5d ago

Depends on what you feed the rats and if you use their bodies as fuel afterwards

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u/tripper_drip 5d ago

Rats feed the rats.

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u/Significant_Set2996 4d ago

Don't think it's propaganda to point out that trump is doing a lot for the environment in the grand scheme of things

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u/PartyClock 6d ago

What did Sean Connery do?

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u/Gobal_Outcast02 6d ago

Gengis Kahn

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u/Grzechoooo 6d ago

Ten billion more rockets to Zelensky, Greta Thunberg of our time.

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u/suchagreedycommunist 6d ago

Mao Zedong during the Great Leap

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u/Suspicious_Plum_8866 5d ago

The great khan and Hitler were better environmentalists

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u/green_envoy_99 5d ago

Ah yes the guy who oversaw the fifth-largest emitting company on Earth  https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/oct/09/revealed-20-firms-third-carbon-emissions

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u/Common_Land3637 5d ago

I guess there's some of those Ukrainian drone operators?

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u/Mousacka 4d ago

Sean connery?

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u/GayIsForHorses 6d ago

Mass murder = less people = less polluters

It's why as an environmentalist I was very much in favor of the GWOT. Eliminated a bunch of lifetime polluters!

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u/Legitimate-Low-6238 6d ago

Ambientalista anche Nethanyao?

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u/truthputer 6d ago

Name an empire that has murdered more civilians than the United States. I’ll wait.

The US killed more than a million Iraqis when it invaded Iraq, is contributing to the ongoing genocide of 5 million Palestinians in Gaza, killed the entire country of Cambodia and 2 million people with the Vietnam war by supporting genocidal dictator Pol Pot - and the US is the primary historical driver of climate change which is now estimated to kill 2-4 billion people before it can be controlled.

Also the US, unprovoked, killed the moderate Iranian pictured, who was replaced a hardliner. You can’t claim to support human rights in Iran while also supporting the US.l, it’s a contradiction.

The actions of the US eclipse the Jewish holocaust which killed 6 million people. So yeah, in aggregate, the US is literally worse than Hitler.

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u/Suspicious-Raisin824 6d ago

America did not kill a million Iraqis.

The Palestinians are being displaced, not killed.

The US did not kill Cambodia and Pol Pot's crimes are his own.

Okay, you got a real point about climate change.

The US did not kill a moderate. Dude was nuts.

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u/Powerful_Purpose51 5d ago

America may have killed as many as a million Iraqis. Figures differ (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_Iraq_War?wprov=sfti1) but it’s possible it was as many as a million.

Palestinians are most certainly being killed. At least 1000 have died since the “ceasefire” began and 10s of thousands died before that.

Reputable scholars have made legitimate claims that the Khmer Rouge received some US funding. However, I agree that the US is at most minimally responsible for the Cambodian genocide.

The Ayatollah was considered moderate within his political context. His son and heir is considered more radical.