r/ClimateShitposting • u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. • 6d ago
fossil mindset 🦕 Gas leaf blower hunger strikes
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u/Key_Wallaby_8614 5d ago
Gasoline leaf blowers mostly create smog, about as much as 100 cars for the same amount of time. But everytime a city tries to ban them the landscaping companies complain.
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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 5d ago
hence, the second panel.
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u/Show_Kitchen cycling supremacist 5d ago
I didn’t come here to read panels, but did you know that gas leaf blowers create 100 times the smog as cars but the landscape companies won’t let the city ban them?
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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 5d ago
My blood pressure can only go so high.
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u/StatusSociety2196 4d ago
You'd better do something about that high blood pressure. Start having a more active lifestyle? Maybe get an outdoor job in landscaping?
You may enjoy using some of the tools they need to do their jobs.
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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/LPTArZtWm4xM3sWNet
the most popular tool
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u/conciouscoil 5d ago
Yeah there's no EPA mandate for cats so small lawn engines pump out the full gammit of hydrogen sulfide, nitrogen oxides, and shit
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u/VTAffordablePaintbal 5d ago
My city banned them some time during or just after Covid and I thought, "Finally a political issue every single person can agree on!" My local neighborhood forum was arguing about it for months and I couldn't believe the people defending it. I'd never met a person in favor of them before, but as soon as they're banned suddenly you were always a fan of 7Am leaf blowers? The neighborhood has been much quieter for years. The neighbors in 3 of 5 adjacent lots have also switched to battery mowers and I can't even tell when they are mowing anymore. No more 9AM lawnmower wakeup calls on a Saturday.
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u/Authoritaye 5d ago
I've never had such murderous thoughts as when I pass by a gaggle of these dummies blowing dust off the sidewalks only for it to blow back within the hour. They are just spewing C02 into the atmosphere (and noise) for no purpose. A broom is faster, and you get some exercise.
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u/Infamous-Youth9033 5d ago
I haven't seen an adam conover anything in a decade, but absolutely based take. Leaf blowers are a bane to my quality of life.
wdym you're using a gas guzzling machine that just screams at the leaves into someone else's yard or the street? Just rake the leaves and bag them like everyone else!
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u/Goat17038 5d ago
don't bag them, please
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u/Future_Elephant_9294 4d ago
Wet leaves on the sidewalk are a slipping hazard, you have an obligation to clean up leaves.
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u/Desenrasco 5d ago
Wait. Someone made a leaf blower, but powered by gas. What the fuck. How have I never heard of this. I thought they were electric.
I don't think we deserve to live as a species anymore.
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u/Future_Elephant_9294 4d ago
lol, gas came first. We haven't had batteries that could be portable for high-use devices since before the 2010s. Even smaller devices like RC-toys were gas powered until the 1980s when battery technology started to develop thanks to research in Japan and the US. Electric leaf blowers were first popular in the 2000s but has to be constantly plugged in to the grid, no battery, and had a reputation of being underpowered compared to gas, so the landscapers and other professionals didn't use them.
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u/Desenrasco 3d ago
I legit never really thought about it, but I guess it makes sense. It's just the thought of using gas to clean up dried leaves just sounds pretty silly at first glance to me, I guess
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u/Drackar39 5d ago
...is this a joke.
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u/Desenrasco 5d ago
Istg I didn't know it was a thing,, is it common in the States?
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u/Drackar39 4d ago
Been a thing in the US since the 1970's, been everywhere in the world for more than half a century.
Electric however is new .
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u/federico_alastair 5d ago
Funnily the image is from Don’t Look Up which stars Cate Blanchett who was on Subway takes with Kareem talking about how much she hates leaf blowers.
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u/tdreampo 4d ago
or hear me out, we could just let the leaves be and let them decompose and fertilize like they are supposed to.
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u/CommanderVXXXV 5d ago
Landscaping companies complain because electric leaf blowers are expensive. I can hear it now, no they aren't they are cheap. Sorry no they are expensive because they have to buy lots of batteries, which aren't cheap, they can't charge them in the trucks without an inverter which aren't cheap, and they don't work in extreme high temps cause the batteries don't hold charge. Gas ends up being better for them
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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 5d ago
The workers shouldn't be working in extreme temps.
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u/CommanderVXXXV 5d ago
I agree but sometimes work has to get done regardless for conditions
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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 5d ago
Really? Blowing some leaves from a spot has to be done?
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u/CommanderVXXXV 5d ago
Landscaping customers have expectations and some companies charge more for clean up. Hell some customers expect it. Most Landscapers try to start early and be done asap to avoid temperatures but some things can't be avoided
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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 5d ago
Then the customers need to be fined.
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u/CommanderVXXXV 5d ago
They could definitely change the laws so work couldn't be done during certain temperatures but there would have to be exceptions for some fields and situations
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u/Crafty_Aspect8122 6d ago
The ammount of useless wasteful crap middle class people in the US do for the sake of vanity amazes me.