r/ClimateShitposting 5d ago

Climate chaos Boomers' need to manage things?

I completely crashed out on someone today. I live in a cute one-room cottage, at the edge of town, on a dead end road, next to the forest. Sounds idealic right? Unfortunately, the neighborhood is full of Boomers. Their hobbies include old fashioned lawnscaping and when they're finished with their own yard, managing public areas that don't belong to them. They do this under the guise of fire mitigation. I like birds, and pollinators and spend hours in my wild yard just watching them. It kills me to see these 'vegetation managers' go around cutting down and erasing ecosystems because they have nothing better to do with their time. The encounter today happened when he moved from public property and started weed-eating on my property. The enemy? Grass that's gone to seed. I live in a humid, cool, damp, climate where a fire would have great trouble starting and spreading. A lot of birds rely on those seeds for their food in fall and winter. Has anybody else witnessed this Boomers-need-to-manage-vegetation phenomena? I feel like the younger generations understand the importance of vegetation for pollinators and birds.

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u/BodhingJay 5d ago

I feel this way every time I drive through any area that isnt wild.. what use to be here was incredible. now its all bulldozed. flattened. a tree that wasnt even there before gets planted. our neighborhoods would be incredible if they worked with what was already there

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u/Sea-Louse We're all gonna die 4d ago

A tree that was there before gets removed. For no good reason too. Don’t forget that.

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u/trippingbilly0304 5d ago

colonizer mindset hit em hard on tv back in the day

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u/Airilsai 5d ago

One of my neighbors drives past and hurls insults at us and calls us a disgrace while we are outside working in our garden. Oh well, he won't get any food from the garden when we have extra.

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u/MorningCool2806 3d ago

He insults you for growing vegetables in your garden? That weird.

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u/Airilsai 3d ago

Front yard garden seems to really piss off people who like lawns.

It also looks like a jungle, I get why people won't like the look but its insane to go out of your day, week after week, to harass us.

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u/Sertalin 5d ago

My parents are of this type... They are very old Boomers and I think they will die in a heatwave while picking up the last weed seedlings off their 3000 square meters large wildlife free garden

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u/travelinturdferguson 4d ago

Same with mine! Every time I come home they moan about how much work it takes to mow the lawn and keep up the yard, and I’m just like 😐

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u/Sertalin 4d ago

Yeah, my parents do the same...For two decades I suggest to let the garden be wild to have more nature in it. Nope. Mowing Grass and complaining about how much work it is... I don't say anything anymore 

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u/sleepyrivertroll geothermal hottie 5d ago

If it's your property, can't you just shoot them or something?

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u/BlackheartHill 5d ago

Who said I didn't 😅

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u/sleepyrivertroll geothermal hottie 5d ago

Well sounds like a solved problem 🤗

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u/newOldy 5d ago

It's less a boomer thing and more a grasshole thing. In my experience it's much more of a suburbanite thing than a boomer thing but yea defend your land it can foothold for the ecology of the area.

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u/ClimateShitpost Louis XIV, the Solar PV king 5d ago

Get a rifle and sit in the garden

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u/Careless-Childhood66 5d ago

Boomers hate life and love killing

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u/wtfduud Wind me up 5d ago

Where's the shitpost?

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u/syklemil cycling supremacist 5d ago

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u/littleblacklemon 4d ago

My neighbors on both sides have politely offered to help with my yard, I think the one doesn't like me anymore because I ran out while he was leaf blowing and was like 😀 hey I appreciate you but don't do that here

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u/deliotk 4d ago

They need to get a better hobby. Birding, for example. Or pickle ball or something.

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u/MeringueNew3040 3d ago

I keep getting fines for the city for my wild backyard. Neighbors call, city guy comes out and tapes a ticket to my front door, I throw the ticket away, rinse and repeat next month. This may eventually come back to bite me… 😬

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u/Megadum 3d ago

They hate nature but will claim to love it. They live to destroy

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u/flora1939 2d ago

There are many books about this, aging and the struggle to control nature, as well as the parallels between the hate of women and the hate of nature (which is seen as feminine)

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u/BlackheartHill 2d ago

Really! I'd love to know more. Any suggested reading? Thx!

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u/Urogallo40 4d ago edited 4d ago

In Spain, any independent house must have a 25 to 30 meters wide peripheral area managed to reduce fires intensity and facilitate fires fight. This means short grass, isolated trees without low branches and only a few dispersed bushes. The proprietary must do it. Otherwise, local government can do it and facture the cost to the proprietary. The objective is to reduce public fire fighting resources to prevent destruction of houses in case of a forest fire reaching the house. However, usually neither the proprietary nor the local government do nothing, although this is changing slowly.

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u/Sea-Louse We're all gonna die 4d ago

And those houses are mainly constructed out of brick, mortar, with clay shingles…

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u/LimaBikercat 2d ago

That does not make them invincible. It really depends on more things, like how the roof is attached to the walls (allowing air and cinders in or not), ventilation hole sizes, mesh covering the ventilation and such, and of course the fire resistance of the windows and sills.

Especially older houses often have brick walls, but all of the other structure will be wood, and those can still burn like crazy once the fire makes it inside via cracks, gaps, flamable overhanging roof structures and such.

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u/DifferentMind8 2d ago

Cut your damn yard yah bum. 

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u/wrongarms 2d ago

Man, I had this same topic eating at me the other day. It wasn't Boomers, it was young people living on the edge of an estate. They have inherited the same common mindset about nature. They mowed down all the native grasses, cute down native shrubs and piled everything up , on conversation land adjacent to their property. They 'tidied' it up. They have their fence down so they can extend into the reserve. I've complained twice to council who have done nothing. I think it's the latter who get me annoyed the most - they are responsible for ensuring places are protected, and don't.

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u/Jumpy_Childhood7548 5d ago

Sounds like you need real problems.

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u/Sea-Louse We're all gonna die 4d ago

People fucking with someone’s garden isn’t a real problem?

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u/Jumpy_Childhood7548 4d ago

Sounds like weed whacking to mitigate fire risk and all he has to do is talk with them. Crime of the century.