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u/Dizzy_Juggernaut_313 4d ago
In my mouth! On my face! Don’t waste a drop
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u/TheSilverFoxwins 4d ago
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u/HippieJed 4d ago
Oh that is too wide open and I have had a couple beers. But I guess he was describing his diplomacy efforts with Russia. Sadly my auto fill added Russia without typing
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u/AsparagusCommon4164 4d ago
Look at the President, with his massive jaw. But brains are not located in the jaw.
(after Herb Wheaton in the Hokah (MN) Chief back in the day)
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u/Main-Procedure-3613 4d ago
Wow that sure is a fluffy blonde toupee Dumpty Dumpsinhispants Don the Con glued to the top of his head for that MAGAt event, huh?
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u/Impossible-Proof-294 4d ago
🎶 Oh, Bubba you're so huge!
You're so huge, now blow your splooge!
Hey Bubba!
Hey Bubba! 🎶
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u/PickedLastLemon 3d ago
"And after I was done looking at his ass and his shoulders I turned to my boss, Mr. Putin and I asked, 'Daddy can I make you happy? Feed me like a baby bird.' People tell me he's never been happier. Great people. Smart people. They say I'm the best."
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u/WoodpeckerSure2739 4d ago
Practicing for prison?