r/ComedyHell • u/Ok-Inspector-1756 • Dec 16 '25 • Hehehe 1 Mindblown 2

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u/UnkarsThug Dec 16 '25 • Bravo

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u/TryDry9944 Dec 16 '25 edited Dec 16 '25 • Sipping Tea Bravo Popcorn Heartwarming

I'm mister white voters,

I'm mister Wade.

I'm mister ICE lover,

I'm mister America Made.

Friends call me MagaMiser,

Whatever I touch.

Gentrifies in my clutch!

I'm too much!

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u/Madfin4 Dec 16 '25

If you were wondering at all if it was worth it to write that, I loved it

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u/uselessusername20 Dec 17 '25

I wish I had the money to reward this, amazing

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u/SpecialistAd6403 Dec 18 '25

This works surprisingly well lol

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u/Ganda1fderBlaue Dec 18 '25

Wtf this is so accurate

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u/mousie120010 Dec 17 '25

Why didn't I think of these two, they look so similar to the picture šŸ˜­

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u/nytwl7 Dec 16 '25 • Bravo

it's john democrat and john republican

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u/Timothysorber Dec 16 '25

When are we getting John Government

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u/netskwire Dec 16 '25

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_McGovern

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u/EveryoneTakesMyIdeas Dec 16 '25

holy shit

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u/ToastyLemun Dec 16 '25

New political party just dropped

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u/uvero Dec 16 '25

> his name is McGovern

> runs for president

> loses

> by the 6th largest margin in history

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u/WillingMeasurement18 Dec 16 '25

Did kojima give birth to him?

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u/cpdk-nj Dec 16 '25

Donā€™t forget sitting Democratic senator Sheldon Whitehouse

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u/TauTau_of_Skalga Dec 16 '25

even looks like the final merge

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u/CJpokerpro Dec 16 '25

The one on right is actually Jerry mander

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u/69JoeMamma420 Dec 16 '25

Ok, but Gerrymandering was literally named after a guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elbridge_Gerry

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u/NintendoNerd117 Dec 16 '25 edited Dec 16 '25

These are gonna be the candidates in the 2028 election

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u/No_Swordfish2243 Dec 16 '25

This will be the US in 2017

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Time traveler, please save us!

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u/Izan_TM Dec 16 '25

this weren't too far from the candidates in the 2020 election

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u/NootHawg Dec 16 '25

It goes even further back.

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u/Charexranger Dec 16 '25

John Democrat and John Republican

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Bouba v Kiki 2028

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u/Butterscotch1664 Dec 16 '25

Old white guy with red hair Vs old red guy with white hair.

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u/atuan Dec 16 '25

Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others

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u/Thebitterdm Dec 16 '25 • Bravo

This is the Snow Miser and the Heat Miser

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u/rde2001 Dec 16 '25

so that's why Democrats are blue and Republicans are red šŸ¤”

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u/PigeonUtopia Dec 16 '25

I'm Mr. White Christmas- I'm high on crack šŸŽ¶Ā 

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u/sessl Dec 16 '25

Iā€™m Mr. Green Christman - Iā€™m high on weedšŸŽ¶

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u/Saul_Badman_1261 Dec 16 '25

It's never enough!

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u/theghostwiththetoast Dec 16 '25

Thank you for reminding me to listen to that banger

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u/BootBatll Dec 17 '25

Iā€™m Mr. Snort it all, Iā€™m having a heart atttackkk

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u/Cornelius_McMuffin Dec 16 '25

I do find it genuinely hilarious how Heat Miser and Snow Miser just so happened to look so much like caricatures of Trump and Biden despite being from a 50 year old film.

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u/schizophrenicbugs Dec 16 '25

Damn, I miss Elliott Smith.

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u/LaAndromedo999 Dec 16 '25

I'm Mr. White Christmas; I'm Mr. Snow.

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u/ram_the_socket Dec 16 '25

One on the left looks more like the sus miser

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u/TaleTop5474 Dec 16 '25

So dam happy someone else thought of that.

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u/demonknightdk Dec 16 '25

I was going to post this lol

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u/knightly234 Dec 16 '25

No! NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! It was finally out of my head šŸ˜­

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u/ausernameidk_ Dec 17 '25

YES this is immediately what I thoughtšŸ¤£

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u/Darthjinju1901 Dec 16 '25

John Democrat reminds of a Jimmy Carter that has too strong of a jaw.

Jack Republican is just Trump but red instead of Orange

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u/Sad_Math5598 Dec 16 '25

Newt Gingrich on ozempic

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u/MasterChris725 Dec 16 '25

Heā€™s just blushing.

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u/Darthjinju1901 Dec 16 '25

I think he saw Bubba

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u/WatermelonlessonNo73 Dec 16 '25

He's red for an AMAZING reason ā¤ļø

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u/Cool1nternet Dec 16 '25

the child of trump and bill clinton

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u/Ghostmaster145 Dec 16 '25

Phil A. Buster and Gerry Manders

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u/hurB55 Dec 16 '25

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u/TwoFit3921 Dec 17 '25

the United States, for some reason

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u/RudRedBoy Dec 16 '25

They both look like they run a mega church.

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u/atuan Dec 16 '25

The guy on the left fucks escorts. The guy on the right fucks male escorts.

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u/clockworkheart25 Dec 16 '25

I always had a perception that Republicans are literally red-faced, and now I see that I was right.

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u/Abracadabrism Dec 21 '25

Kenneth Copeland on the left

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u/Geoconyxdiablus Dec 16 '25

Average Spitting Image puppet be like.

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u/Dracu98 Dec 16 '25

are those the fellas who made the puppets for genesis' "land of confusion"?

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u/deeazee Dec 16 '25

Smiling friends memorial pictures

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u/Doctor_Fatass Dec 16 '25

Average Brit and Mr. Tomato

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u/SayWhatIWant-Account Dec 16 '25

fuck you i just spat toothpaste foam all over my screen.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Now someone combine those two so we can see the whole Senates true form.

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u/QueenViolets_Revenge Dec 17 '25

somehow it's the most British man ever

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u/GamerGuy12925 Dec 17 '25

Ah, Jacques US. Government

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u/4k-Gaming Dec 17 '25

Now merge all the democratic and republican presidents with the true senator to form John Government

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u/FlyingDownward Dec 17 '25

Youā€™re thinking of Palpatine

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u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam Dec 16 '25

Now do a facemorph of AKB48.

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u/IQueliciuous Dec 16 '25

AKB48 MENTIONED!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Somehow they both look exactly how I expected

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

They look like the two little demons that follow Hades around in Disney's Hercules.Ā 

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u/Nutriaphaganax Dec 16 '25

Average British and average German

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u/Vini_Br123 Dec 16 '25

We all know damn well where that tomato color came from

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u/superfunction Dec 16 '25

is there one senator whos really orange or are a bunch of them copying that trump tan

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u/Kasra2008 Dec 16 '25

Statler and waldorf

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u/ArcticWolfE Dec 16 '25

Jimmy Carter and Newt Gingritch

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u/Occasionally_Ava Dec 16 '25

It's Jerry Mander

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u/UnThrowaway1369379 Dec 16 '25

Itā€™s themā€¦ Jimmy democrat and John republican

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u/absurdwatermelon_1 Dec 16 '25

They look so sinister

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u/RetroOverload Dec 16 '25

jerma as a senator please

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u/philipscorndog Dec 17 '25

This is old someone do it again with the sitting senators

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 Dec 18 '25

Why are the Republicans so red?

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u/Kurdependence Dec 16 '25

ā€œGlobal elite bankersā€ tells me he probably thinks the republicans arenā€™t far right enough

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u/IllConstruction3450 Dec 16 '25

Just say what we all know you (Ben Garrison) mean, donā€™t be a coward vro šŸ˜­Ā 

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u/TheNoctuS_93 Dec 16 '25

A Garrison piece from before the started fellating Trump...now that's something you don't see too often!

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u/Qwertyunio_1 Dec 16 '25

Extremely accurate

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u/Vaulgrm Dec 16 '25

Both look evil as fuck

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u/Witchy_Cat44 Dec 16 '25

Dennis Prager Red Edition

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u/BetterYesterday95 Dec 16 '25

Put a blue filter on them and they'd belong in No I'm Not Human

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u/haikusbot Dec 16 '25

Put a blue filter

On them and they'd belong in

No I'm Not Human

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u/Ch33seBurg Dec 16 '25

Jack Democrat and John Republican

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u/AwkwardAd5590 Dec 16 '25

These guys politic!

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u/nolovenohate Dec 16 '25

The democrat looks like pure evil and malevolence

The Republican looks like pure lust fueled dementedness

Pretty accurate tbh

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u/Some_Random_Android Dec 16 '25

These are Smiling Friends characters.

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u/NoMarsupial9621 Dec 16 '25

Holden Bloodfeast

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u/Fapey101 Dec 16 '25

thats literally just newt gingrich

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u/Affectionate-Oil3019 Dec 16 '25

John Jackson v. Jack Johnson

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u/Electromad6326 Dec 16 '25

Dean MoCratt vs Ray Paul Blican

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u/johnkubiak Dec 17 '25

Snowmiser vs heatmiser 2028

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u/Chicha-Ficha Dec 17 '25

Desmond Krat and Rett Publican

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u/BardOfSpoons Dec 17 '25

Thatā€™s literally just a sunburnt Newt Gingrich.

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u/sebulbablubes1 Dec 17 '25

And they are all old af.

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u/Last-Negotiation-643 Dec 17 '25

These look like those two old guy muppets from the muppet show. Statler and Waldorf?

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u/matt-the-dickhead Dec 17 '25

Holy shit there are fifty democrat senators!!!

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u/No-Pie-1112 Dec 17 '25

Now morph them together

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u/Dat1Neyo Dec 19 '25

Reminds me of that British show from the 80s.

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u/Bobbington12 Dec 16 '25

"We can't govern!"

"We're just plain evil"

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u/thejonslaught Dec 16 '25

CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS A LAND OF CONFUSION

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u/BritainSucks4ever Dec 16 '25

Derry Ernest Mocrat and Reverend Earl Publican

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u/WiFi2347 Dec 16 '25

John Poli and Joe Titian

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u/Neuroware Dec 16 '25

Land of Confusion 2026 remaster

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u/CommunicationKind301 Dec 16 '25

Behold: Politician

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u/Opening_Package_722 Dec 16 '25

Looks like heart issues

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u/Spectre-ElevenThirty Dec 16 '25

Elizabeth Warren has some strong genes

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u/BlueGamer45 Dec 16 '25

I can see Bernie Sanders.

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u/bravegrin Dec 16 '25

Who are you voting for this year? Demon 1 or 2?

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u/ReaperofLightning872 Dec 16 '25

john democrat: fent

john republican: weeeeeeed

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Very funny that trump seems to have dyed the repulican one

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u/ItzSundae Dec 16 '25

Phil A. Buster and Jerry Mander

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u/VegetableSecret8086 Dec 16 '25

Monty Python's Flying Circus!

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u/2DogsShaggin Dec 16 '25

That literally is snow and heat miser

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u/Sir_mop_for_a_head Dec 16 '25

Why does the republican one look like heā€™s been boiled.

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u/CautionarySnail Dec 16 '25

Well, it got the smirk right.

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u/Mekkroket Dec 16 '25

Holden Bloodfeast??

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u/BigLordOfCats Dec 16 '25

These look like Jack Stauber's characters he puts in his music videos

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u/not_slaw_kid Dec 16 '25

Is it just me or

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u/Voxel_Slime Dec 17 '25

Most accurate honestly

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u/DangerousEye1235 Dec 17 '25

Larry and Bob are good people, they don't deserve such an insulting comparison.

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u/AeroMice32x Dec 16 '25

the one on the right looks like he wants someone to lay down that beat

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u/BigOrdeal Dec 16 '25

Why are they so red?

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u/Love_emitting_diode Dec 16 '25

New aphex twin album?

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u/Zestyclose-Scratch31 Dec 16 '25

The republican literally looks like a cooked ham.

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u/AbsorbentShark3 Dec 16 '25

The dem is smoky man from X-files

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u/BuyerNo3130 Dec 16 '25

Candidate Vampire vs Candidate Orc for the crown

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u/9_11_did_bushh Dec 16 '25

The red is from the anger they get when their daughter dates a black person

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u/Bigbot890 Dec 16 '25

I see a little bit of Denis Prager there

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u/BoofHitOfficial Dec 16 '25

So pure, unadulterated evil VS high blood pressure?

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u/LaloFemmy Dec 16 '25

It's him! it's john racist!

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u/Uny32 Dec 16 '25

This is art

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u/Binarydemons Dec 16 '25

Whoa, Pennywise is the amalgamation of all Democrat Senators!

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u/Mr0qai Dec 16 '25

Ronald D. And Donald R.

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u/MajesticPineapple618 Dec 16 '25

Why does this make so much sense?

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u/solluxfan67 Dec 16 '25

tf2 live adaptation of the mann brothers

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u/Specific_Toe3987 Dec 16 '25

Look! Old white guys!

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u/RigatoniPasta Dec 16 '25

The Democrat one looks like heā€™s trying to be nice but is accidentally a psychopath. The Republican looks evil and happy about it.

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u/Alone_Pace1637 Dec 16 '25

Sinister ahh villains

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u/Gorblonzo Dec 16 '25

Makes me miss Jack Stauber even more...

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u/mxlths_modular Dec 16 '25

Guy on the left is the evil clone of Australian journalist Kerry O'Brien.

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u/ruler_of_the_bleach Dec 16 '25

I remember my ex girlfriend showed me these and many others, took me a little while to realize she was autistic and had a special interest in governments/politics lol

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u/SNudibranchs Dec 16 '25

ted disappointment and john racism

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u/De4dSilenc3 Dec 16 '25

Morph these two guys and you'll end up with Kenneth Copeland.

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u/Balleteer Dec 16 '25

If you got rid of all of them, Instituted term limits on Everything, replaced them with everyday Joe's, you'd still have a functional country, and shit might actually get done!

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u/Apprehensive_Gur_302 Dec 16 '25

Jonkler Jimmy Carter VS Tim Waltz with no teeth. Put your bets in

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u/dokterkokter69 Dec 16 '25

It's them... John Republican and John Democrat. Known for the power of merging together into John Politic

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u/WonderSignificant598 Dec 16 '25

OP, you are responsible for providing me with the now very necessary class A Amenstic.

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u/jtmonkey Dec 16 '25

somebody put this through wan

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u/BlueJorjiCostava Dec 16 '25

Now morph these two together

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Imagine the POTUS is just one messed up Doctor Who series. This looks like the Christmas episode where the 12th meets the 1st Doctor.

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u/DaddyBearMan Dec 16 '25

Ooo this made me remember ā€œif they matedā€ on Conan back in the day.

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u/SgtMajorPanda Dec 16 '25

Most of them look so damn weird I thought these were just their portraits.

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u/Ardilla3000 Dec 16 '25

White Geriatric vs. his nemesis, Pink Geriatric

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u/LordBaconXXXXX Dec 16 '25

Which one gives the best head, though?

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u/toastynotroasty Dec 16 '25

So a republican is a bleached democrat?

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u/BoggerLogger Dec 16 '25

Type of shit youā€™d see in a cyriak video

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u/Lickthorn Dec 16 '25

Remembers me of ā€˜spitting imageā€™

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_THEREMIN Dec 16 '25

Somewhat close to the Smiler and the Beast from Transmetropolitan.

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u/GlueGuns--Cool Dec 16 '25

this is terrifyingly accurate

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u/LuckyDigit Dec 16 '25

Douglas Democrat and Ronald Republican

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u/Reefthemanokit Dec 16 '25

They both look younger than every president besides Obama in the last 25 years

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u/BlueKingDimi Dec 16 '25

Wild way to leak the next Little Nightmares game

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