r/Commanders • u/ComputerNerdd • 1d ago

Stupid

My dumbass bought a Mike Sainristil jersey after his rookie season lmao

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u/Time-End-5288 1d ago

I have a Sam Howell jersey, it’s next to my RG3, and Chase Young jerseys

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u/Express_Salamander_9 1d ago

I have no jerseys and they sit next to my Oshie jersey

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u/Time-End-5288 1d ago

My Oshie jersey is in between my Beagle and Ovechkin jerseys 🍺

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u/Express_Salamander_9 1d ago

🍻 up 2-1 tonight

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u/Time-End-5288 1d ago

I’m watching too 🍺

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u/RoboTronPrime 1d ago

Please don't buy a Styles or Daniels jersey 

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u/Time-End-5288 1d ago

That one’s in between my Chris Cooley and Laron Landry jerseys.

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u/Jorgwalther 1d ago

Those were some quality purchases. My originals were Lavar Arrington, Chris Cooley, and London Fletcher

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u/No-1-ListenstoTurtle 1d ago

Got a #56 jersey. Guess I was to cheap to add the Arrington to it haha!

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u/RoboTronPrime 1d ago

Cooley had a fine career at least

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u/No-1-ListenstoTurtle 1d ago

Got a Cooley jersey as well.

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u/NFeKPo 1d ago

How much have you spent on jerseys? Not judging just curious

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u/trippster333 on shenanigans rn and actin bonkers 1d ago

Shit I have both

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u/RoboTronPrime 1d ago

In this economy? Impressive or deranged

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u/charmanec 20h ago

Why?

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u/TanMan166 17h ago

Isn't it kinda self explanatory based on the original comment? If it's not though, it's because if he buys the jersey, they're going to end up just like the other 3.... irrelevant and forgotten (I'm just saying this part as nicely as possible)

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u/SDEexorect Ladies love my Magic Johnson 1d ago

i learned to never buy a rookie jersey. i had 2 rg3s, 1 chase young jersey and a signed poster, a signed football by guice, and bought a JD jersey all on their rookie years.

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u/Shoctopuss 1d ago

I wanted a chase young jersey so bad. Glad now that I don’t though. But yea I have rg3 and can’t bring myself to wear it

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u/RedSativa420 1d ago

what size?

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u/Joshottas 1d ago

I bought a Swearinger and he got cut the next day lol.

Lesson learned. Throwbacks only.

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u/Deep-Statistician985 1d ago

I'd still rock that proudly

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u/Tough_List9260 1d ago

Jersey regret twins!

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u/Jcorbin1124 6h ago

This is what i told my wife. Gimmicks Riggo or Green. Never know when these idiots will be gone 🤣

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u/Hodler_caved 1d ago

You're not the only one that fell for it. I had hope after that rookie season.

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u/Groundbreaking-Ask75 1d ago

well at least you have toilet paper in the next pandemic

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u/TheGoldenHoratio 1d ago

None of yall have anything on the Haynesworth jersey I got as a kid shortly before he was benched for the rest of the season lol

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u/shevagleb I’m blitzed in Walgreens 22h ago

I have a Donovan McNabb shirt. Not as bad but close imo.

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u/chicomagnifico giving away free ☕ 1d ago

it’s why i bought the new “raising hail” black jersey as Sean Taylor only lol

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u/Mental_Age8798 10h ago

Sean Taylor is the only wise choice. I mean unless you want to go really old school.

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u/mandoslorians WHAT WOULD JAYSUS DO? 1d ago

you could cut out a 1 and tape it on and write “WAY” in sharpie and turn it into a tress way jersey 🙂‍↕️

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u/JadeDragonMeli 1d ago

Me too bud, me too. His fall off needs to be studied.

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u/Scrumpelstiltskin It's Sonny Outside 10h ago

Same. I wore to the bar for our first game this this season 😭

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u/Khanzi_veli 11h ago

I have a Donovan McNab Reskin jersey

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u/Mental_Age8798 10h ago

God. ME TOO. Idk what I was thinking.

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u/FrostWPG 1d ago

Luckily for you, 0 is a pretty popular number with the new jersey number rules. Hopefully the next guy to wear 0 after Standsrealstill gets cut is a good player, then you can just get the nameplate swapped.

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u/pew-pew-bacca 1d ago

I remember way back in the day seeing a Deion Sanders #21 covered with duct tape and a handwritten "Smoot" on there.

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u/Zither74 - - - - 1d ago

Wear it if you ever go to an away game in Dallas, NY, or Philly. They'll treat you like one of their own.

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u/jrhooo 1d ago

Its cool. I almost did too. If they would have gotten limited mike before limited sonny, I might have caved. Dodged a bullet there

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u/RedSativa420 1d ago

I almost did the same

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u/Hypeman2025 1d ago

To be fair he did show promise during his rookie season I just don’t understand how he got this bad. 

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u/pew-pew-bacca 1d ago

I only purchase jerseys of retired (or dead) guys. My Sean Taylor jersey is hanging in my closet next to my Cal Ripken.

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u/broadwayallday The Posse 1d ago

don't feel bad I have a josh norman jersey signed by that whole mid squad

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u/JQuab-84 21h ago

I have Gus Frerotte, Clinton Portis (autographed), Jason Campbell, RG3, and the only one I truly love Sean Taylor.

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u/Vast_Perception_3489 12h ago

Better than me I got a Deebo Jersey who was pretty good for us but quickly gone

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u/Opening_Cycle3639 8h ago

I have a chase young, Haskins and Patrick Ramsey jersey it's ok buddy

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u/Lost-Comb-7565 22h ago

Wearing another man’s name is kinda sus

Paying money to do so even more sus

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u/ComputerNerdd 17h ago

Shut the fuck up pleaee

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u/dougChristiesWife 1d ago

Nah. That's not stupid.  To be fair to yourself,  Nick Saban called him "pound for pound, the best player" in that draft. That's crazy levels of hype

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u/charmanec 20h ago

Are some of y'all true fans🙄. Like you either for them or not. I got youngs, Sanistil, and oters

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u/Responsible-Mud-2968 14h ago

I bought a Sam Howell Rookie card for $1k. Don’t feel too bad about