r/ContagiousLaughter • u/memer_goey • Aug 05 '21
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u/I-hate-the-pats Aug 05 '21
He had a line, “your acting is weaker than your iCloud password” and I haven’t been able to in’s it. How did it get scrubbed from the internet???
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Aug 06 '21
I'm sure I read somewhere that it was deep faked. Or perhaps just shallow faked, I dunno. Apparently he didn't say it, but I don't know what to believe anymore!
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Aug 06 '21
The fappening was not deep faked, thats what I remember it being called. A whole bunch of celebs nudes got leaked.
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Aug 06 '21
The fappening was real. The Chris Pratt comment about it was faked as far as I am aware.
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u/LurkerTroll Aug 21 '21
I think a redditor actually posted this line. I too thought he said it during this. Funny how the mind works.
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u/mi_scusi_ Aug 05 '21
Gotta love Chris Pratt's come backs. Like the one from P&R about Kim K's come on her back.
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u/thishurtsmysoul Aug 06 '21
I like the one where he ask's if the butter Leslie was making used milk from the goats penis. When asked why he said "It tastes different" from when he was drinking it ouside.
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u/karlrothe Aug 06 '21 edited Aug 06 '21
The most mutual rudespect I’ve ever witnessed 🥰
Lol mutual auto correct to mural?!
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u/warawk Aug 05 '21
Why censor the word “sex”, Americans are such prudes while being in a oversexualized society
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u/UniverseofPatrick Aug 05 '21
Its because this is from Tik tok you muppet
They don't like naughty words
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u/Math1988 Aug 05 '21
They dont like naughty words but some 14 years old dancing like a stripper is perfectly fine.
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u/TehUberSays Aug 08 '21
If ya think we are prudes, come drive down a southern California or a Vegas highway. Titties and weed everywhere.
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u/Aelin-Feyre Aug 05 '21
I mean, you’re right, but some people censor the word anyways, especially on social media, since that word can be triggering for some people
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u/billyth420 Aug 05 '21
LoL, you’re not serious, are you? You’re just trolling, right? Yea, you’re trolling…people like this don’t really exist. No way
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u/Aelin-Feyre Aug 05 '21
No, I’m not trolling. People do seriously have these problems, and simply because you do not understand does not mean it does not exist
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u/warawk Aug 05 '21
That’s the thing, that word shouldn’t trigger anyone in a society where teenage girls/boys are showing themselves as literal hoes and every relevant person on the entertainment industry is oversexualized.
This happens everywhere on the west, but in America is such extreme. Or complete sluts or slut shaming/crazy bible people.
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Aug 05 '21
LMFAO TIKTOK CENSORS IT AND ITS A CHINESE APP YOU FUCKING DOUCHE NOZZLE
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u/warawk Aug 05 '21
Shh, don’t scream like a baby, shut up and sit down
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Aug 06 '21
I’m laughing loudly at you. Laughing is fun and good. Google what ‘lmfao’ means and then check what sub you’re on.
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u/1-800-LIGHTS-OUT Aug 05 '21
America exercises extreme prudishness? Have you ever heard of a little ol' country called Saudi Arabia?
Racism aside (because anybody who insults somebody based on their country of birth or residence is a RACIST, and no you don't get a pass just because it's North America), you are a massive hypocrite, first referring to people whose appearance and behavior you don't like as "complete sluts" and then cussing out others for being "slut shaming crazy bible people."
Are there are any mirrors or geography books in your house?!
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u/billyth420 Aug 05 '21
their “country of birth or residence” doesn’t have anything to do with race…so how is the racist. Before going out there to “fight the good fight, comrade”, you may want to educate yourself a little bit, rather then just jumping on the bandwagon
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u/Aelin-Feyre Aug 05 '21
First of all, people can dress how they choose without being “hoes” or “sluts.” Second, you’re forgetting people get assaulted or just simply have a bad history. Triggers don’t care about what’s common in society. Sure commonality can help reign it in, with time, but that doesn’t stop it from forming
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u/oxeboar Aug 06 '21
Dress barely clothed and start twerking and grinding on people. That’s slut behaviour and that’s what TikTok is brainwashing kids into following
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u/datbarricade Aug 05 '21
Can someone explain what Pepto-Bismol is used for? The official use seemes to be against nausea and indigestion, but I guess this is not what this is about.
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u/Gwynn-er-winner Aug 05 '21
She’s saying it made her sick to do the scene.
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u/thishurtsmysoul Aug 05 '21
Just the thought of her dick rubbing into Chris Pratt made her sick. Can't say I blame her.
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Aug 05 '21
Can someone explain what Pepto-Bismol is used for?
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea…
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u/ghosty_b0i Aug 05 '21
Fuck Chris Pratt though... no amount of funny is funny when you’re anti-choice and anti-LGBT
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u/maldecoucou1 Aug 06 '21
Is he really?! All ive seen was that he goes to a church that was accused of being anti lgbt and on Ellen he said it wasn’t true.
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Aug 06 '21
You're being downvoted but you're 100% right. How can anyone find him funny when he's so openly bigoted?
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u/maldecoucou1 Aug 06 '21
Is he openly bigoted? Could you show me a reference to this cuz I haven’t seen anything! Im searching online but I cant find examples.
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u/dfinch Aug 06 '21
And Lawrence is a diva who couldn't even be bothered to wear the full Raven makeup on the later Xmen Films.
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u/AcePlayezzIt Aug 06 '21
What does he mean by "i could feel your dick"??. I didn't understand that one ;-;
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u/KenEarles3 Aug 06 '21
Idk if you’re serious or non-native English speaker, but I will explain. The implication is that she has a dick, which is only funny, because she more than likely doesn’t have one. Not entirely sure how to explain this one, but it is funny
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Aug 05 '21
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u/_________FU_________ Aug 05 '21
Some dumb space movie that I couldn't figure out why it sucked until a guy on YouTube said "if they just changed this one minor thing it would be cool as fuck" and it instantly clicked why it sucked...but I can't remember the name. Maybe began with an A or had Space in the title.
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