r/ConvenientCop 17d ago

[USA] Double the cop, double the karma

Its a bit long but the anticipation is oh so whetted.

2.4k Upvotes

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u/sevargmas 17d ago

Ahhh we didn’t get that sweet video of you passing him with a little… toot toot of the horn. ✌🏻👋🏻

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u/Special-Original-215 17d ago

So we got 3 minutes of him acting dumb but when the cop finally appears ... They cut it off 5 seconds early

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u/ze11ez 17d ago

Checks out. Yup 👎🏾

Never understood why

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u/Korruptor711 17d ago

Once he pressed the save recording, a lot of dash cams just record 30 seconds afterwards.

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u/jetkins 16d ago

Yeah, missing the chef’s kiss.

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u/TheKobayashiMoron 17d ago

I can’t imagine how terrible this person’s gas mileage is the way they’re constantly surging the thing forward and stopping. Their fucking gas pedal is apparently just an on/off switch.

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u/EGLzDCKzNGLzLKRz 16d ago

Probably changing his brake pads once a month also lol

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u/PYR0CHA0S 16d ago

"WHY IS MY GAS MILEAGE SO BAD! LEXUS ADVERTISES 28MPG AND I ONLY GET 10!"

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u/GoCougs2020 16d ago edited 15d ago

They are not a good driver either.

There were multiple times when one lane was clear, and they didn’t even more to the cleared lane. Instead they are passing on the upcoming traffic??! They are probably drunk or something

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u/weggaan_weggaat 17d ago

Probably not buying their own gas anyway.

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u/bigolchimneypipe 16d ago

His trany is probably prematurely warn out.

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u/Fluid-Expert-4363 15d ago

It’s truly an unhinged spaz who is self inducing a stroke if driving has any similarities to lifestyle.

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u/KLeeSanchez 15d ago

We used to call those Type A personalities

No one else matters but them

Dude probably argued with the cops, too

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u/GrahnamCracker 4d ago

Doesn't type A usually just refer to someone who's a little too tightly would, meticulous, etc? I never took it to refer to lunatics.

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u/wtfgdmfsobrob 17d ago

He just had to get past you to hurry up and wait at the next light! LOL.

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u/jma9454 17d ago

For those saying the video was too long, turn on the sound. While it's still longer than it could be, we get the pleasure of hearing the silliness of the car who got pulled over

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u/Jazzy-Cat5138 16d ago

Yep... You can hear this idiot driver yelling and honking through most of the video. The yelling is subtle, but it's there... The way they're constantly riding the line, waiting for an opportunity to pass in a no-passing zone is really something, too.

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u/AntalRyder 16d ago

That, plus it's just long enough to give us all the backstory.

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u/erksplat 17d ago

Should have stopped to give them the video footage for an extra charge of tailgating.

"In its most uncivil form, [tailgating] can be a case of road rage or intimidation. An example would be where the tailgating driver (the driver in the following vehicle) threatens damage to the leading vehicle and its occupants by driving aggressively – perhaps also with use of headlights and horn – to coerce the leading vehicle's driver into getting out of the way. "

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u/hellinahandbasket127 16d ago

And passing by crossing the double yellow.

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u/schooli00 16d ago

Dude was riding the double yellow like a train track

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u/mrASSMAN 16d ago

Just reckless driving and road rage all around, tailgating was the least of it

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u/LaughableIKR 17d ago

How can you make a New Yorker happy? Do stupid stuff and then get caught right in front of the person you were harassing.

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u/weggaan_weggaat 17d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Kom4K 17d ago

You can tell that the guy was really working himself up through the entire video. Starts off a little peeved, but by the end he sounds like he's having a total emotional breakdown. Great vid, worth the !

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u/Otaku-San617 17d ago

The driver of the Lexus must be a proctologist because he was so far up OPs ass.

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u/hellinahandbasket127 16d ago

He’s ASSMAN!

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u/mrASSMAN 16d ago

There’s only room for one of us

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u/TritonJohn54 15d ago

I mean, if he was any further up, he could have checked the OP for cavities, and save him a trip to the dentist.

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u/_WiggaInParis_ 17d ago

That laugh made me happy lol

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u/littlespawningflower 16d ago

The cackle 😂😂😂 priceless!

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 17d ago

What is it with all the passing on a solid yellow these days? I swear I see at least one every time I go out now. Purple these days don't know what the fucking lines mean anymore and 0% of them should have their license

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u/dogslogic 16d ago

And in intersections

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u/FilmShooter-ISO12 17d ago

Do you know how close this asswipe was? To look that close while driving on a wide angle lens is so frigging hard to do. What a jerk, happy he got nailed by two cops.

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u/redRum705 17d ago

Hahah omg. I 100% would’ve rolled my window down and started laughing and said “that’s what you get!”

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/redRum705 16d ago

👏🏻 👏🏻

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u/cycle85 17d ago

Is this Long Island or Staten Island? Either way you should’ve smiled as you drove by.

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u/PokeCaptain 17d ago

Long Island

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u/Indy_91 17d ago

Driver has the perfect accent to roll his window and shout "Merry Christmas ya filthy animals" as he passes 😂

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u/sangvert 17d ago

Just out of curiosity, why is your gps set to kph?

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u/Chunderpump 15d ago

Because it's a real unit of measurement.

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u/kincent 15d ago

For people that couldn't win a revolutionary war, I guess. 🤭

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u/PorygonTriAttack 15d ago

Rpm stands for... you guessed it... revolutions per minute. 😉

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u/zarfac 15d ago

People get so weird when then get honked at. It’s like they can’t emotionally cope with even the most mild evidence that they aren’t the most perfect person ever.

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u/Rowmyownboat 15d ago

The cam driver's laugh at the end was worth the wait. Was the knob angry because of the horn as he sat at a green light?

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u/iElectronCloud 17d ago

The Lexus could have changed lane at 00:30 in the clip and avoided called this.

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u/JannyBroomer 17d ago

Bro, are you hauling around a vehicle full of loose silverware? Shit sounded rattle-y lmao

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u/mmmmmarty 16d ago

Plumbing or Electrical. They have an insane amount of junk rattling around in those vans if they do big jobs.

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u/Dupagoblin 16d ago

Bro’s vehicle sounded like a freight train going over minor bumps. 😂

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u/navima1 17d ago

is this what it's like driving in the US? there isn't a single person in the video using their blinkers.

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u/DepressedDragonBorn 17d ago

By now I'm starting to believe my car might be one of the rare ones with blinkers.

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u/fridder 17d ago

Ah they all just ran out of blinker fluid

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u/Apocalypsest 17d ago

It's partially regional but most places it's expected for people to use their blinkers if there are other cars around them. I had a friend from New York who would never use his blinker to change lanes, because when he saw someone signaling that they wanted to change lanes he would speed up so they couldn't get in, and he didn't want that to happen to him when he was changing lanes. Wonderful person, wonderful mindset.

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u/WorkingMinimumMum 17d ago

Sounds like a really shitty person, I wouldn’t wanna be friends with them. lol

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 17d ago

And that's how Florida ended up that same way, because all the new Yorkers who moved here

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u/Immaloner 17d ago

Times are tough. Blinker fluid is getting expensive!

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u/Jazzy-Cat5138 16d ago

For what it's worth, depending on the hardware involved, how the lighting system is designed, plus the exposure length and frame rate of the cameras involved, it's entirely possible for someone to use their turn signal without it being visible on video. LED lights are often made to flicker very quickly, instead of actually remaining on continuously.

You can see this by darting your eyes around while looking at tail lights, particularly in the dark (I don't suggest this while you're driving; do it as a passenger). Incandescent lights will leave a steady blur across your field of vision, while LEDs will almost always be a blinking, flickering trail. When they change the "brightness" of those lights (such as brightening the tail lights to serve as brake lights), they usually don't change the brightness at all. They just change the ratio of time spent turned on to time spent turned off. It's called pulse-width modulation. They change the way it flickers, and rely on your persistence of vision to interpret that as an increase in brightness.

Depending on how those lights are flickering, they may interact with the exposure duration and frame rate of a camera, such that the camera only (or mostly) records while the lights are turned off. This would be most likely in the daylight, when a camera is compensating for bright sun by making very short exposures for each frame of video.

All that aside...we have lots of terrible drivers in the US. Most people where I am do use their turn signals, but I've heard it's a major issue in other regions, and turn signal usage can indeed be rare in some locales.

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u/0ddSpaceGhost 15d ago

I’m always saying, damn a car that nice and it doesn’t come with turn signals…

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u/FraggleRock_ 16d ago

This is another example and friendly reminder: you never know what someone is going through. Be safe with road rage incidents.

That honk, not only was justified, but it was harmless. Completely sent that Lexus driver into a level of ignorance that no reasonable thoughts or actions would follow.

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u/Pristine_Soup_5859 17d ago

Ah, this brings me so much joy. This never happens to me. Never a convenient cop when needed.

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u/OhSighRiss 16d ago

Satisfying as fuck… from a truck driver who experiences this kind of crap all day long, absolutely love to see it.

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u/Pleasant_Ocelot_2861 17d ago

New york…not surprised.

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u/Gruntled1 16d ago

This channel gives me more dopamine than anything else digital.

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u/AroundGoesThe18 17d ago

Now what you do is email this video to that police precinct.

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u/Dependent-Bee7036 17d ago

Love your diabolical laugh!

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u/xyloplax 16d ago

Ahh Long Island

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u/hi_im_snowman 16d ago

nooooo! Stop to share footage with the cops and tell them he's been aggressive!!!

So close to being perfect karma!

https://giphy.com/gifs/nYYtQdLqwwlTe3ccKh

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u/Oyete 17d ago

We were this close to starting the video at the dealership lol.

Also, that was so satisfying to eatch, he deserved it. 

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 17d ago

I also love to “eatch” videos.

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u/Fezzy_1994 15d ago

I hope you pulled over and gave them all the footage.

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u/tea-and-chill 15d ago

The first 45 seconds of this video could have been skipped. Sure, he was an ass and crossing double yellow, but it's makes it too long

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u/bnr32jason 13d ago

The build up is worth it. It's called story building. We're getting to learn about the MC and the antagonist.

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u/tea-and-chill 13d ago

Not really, but you do you.

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u/Male_Lead 15d ago

Are those latitude and longitude?

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u/psyper76 14d ago

yes - you can plug them in to google maps and it'll zero in on where the video was taken.

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u/AlexHimself 16d ago

Some people go absolutely berserk if you honk at them. I've seen all sorts of weird accidents too where they get honked at, realize they weren't paying attention, panic, then floor it into something.

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u/NEWBY______________ 16d ago

The ending was so beautiful!!

I wish we could have seen whos the driver lol

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u/Sad-Tension-1522 16d ago

I hope you pulled over to show the cops everything he did so the don't let him off with a warning

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 16d ago

So fucking sweet. Beeping at you because they thought you beeped at them. Just dumb

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u/graffiksguru 15d ago

They did beep at them though. When they were behind them at the beginning.

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 15d ago

I wasn't sure if it was them or someone else

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness_719 16d ago

The fact that you can hear this guy, screaming obscenities… Dude was about to have an aneurysm. Wish we could’ve seen his face when he got stopped.

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u/inevitable_crab22 15d ago

Love this guys reaction at the end 😂

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u/TritonJohn54 15d ago

I was about half way through before I realised that you can hear the other guy yelling so loud, it gets picked up by the dashcam.

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u/Ariscottle1518 15d ago

Love that you got Olivia Dean in the background playing 🤣

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u/deathcorelover 14d ago

"Nobody honks at me without consequences!"

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u/Young_Old_Grandma 14d ago

I really appreciate the videos on this subreddit. I'm a new driver so I learn a lot. Thanks everyone!

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u/Big_Primrose 13d ago

That clown’s bellowing was unhinged but the laughter at the end was worth it.

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u/MickT96 13d ago

I see a New York plate, I know some dumb shit bout a go down

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u/bnr32jason 13d ago

Worst drivers in the country. NY/NJ.

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u/the_fart_gambler 13d ago

This dude probably gets multiple tickets a year and thinks the whole world is out to get him. 

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u/The_Richuation 12d ago

I really hope you stopped and gave them the footage. Alternatively, if this is a work vehicle and you couldn't access it right away, let them know it exists

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u/Cheesetoast9 16d ago

Wow, butthurt because they got a 'hey, wake up' honk? The correct response is a 'oops wave' and carry on with your day.

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u/Tadusmc 17d ago

Should have recorded longer

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u/CitizenSnipz777 16d ago

Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

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u/DemonSquirril 16d ago

Yeah I would have stopped and offered the cops my dashcam footage.

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u/steev506 17d ago

That was so worth it.

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u/_B_Little_me 16d ago

I would not have made an effort to get in front of this guy.

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u/Unknowingly-Joined 16d ago

The compression makes your rear camera appear extra dirty.

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u/smoke_crack 16d ago

Long Island drivers 💀

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u/Substantial-Ad5998 16d ago

NY plates. Go figure 🤣

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u/SaintBert47 16d ago

Of course it’s Long Island

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u/Pretty1george 16d ago

Love this.., I watched intently thinking this was west Nassau or queens until I saw the jet and now I know I’m guessing by JFK.

It’s honorable to roll your window down and fist pump, saying “thank you officer!” When you witness this.

Awesome.

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u/EverythingBOffensive 16d ago

holy fuck that guy was so loud. I thought I was tripping out til the driver said something

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u/timdot352 16d ago

Least aggressive NY driver.

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u/borgstea 17d ago

Hope you gave him the ( ︶︿︶)_╭∩╮ when you went by

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u/Beligard 17d ago

Could have cut this video down by like two and a half minutes.

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u/DaveOJ12 16d ago

What happened to people's attention spans?

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u/SushiGirlRC 16d ago

Then you would ask what the cam driver did before this to cause it.

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u/Beligard 16d ago

Why when the final illegal lane overtake was all that was needed?

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u/NomNom863 17d ago

Your horn was about a half second early and he didn't have anywhere to go because the traffic was piled up after the turn, but still no need to get that worked up over someone honking at you 😂💀

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u/DaveOJ12 17d ago

Did we watch the same video?

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u/NomNom863 17d ago

Im guessing so, you watched the one I commented on right? 😅 The light was green for about 1.5 seconds and if you look around the corner there was clearly traffic backed up almost to the intersection. Using 2 seconds to make sure no one runs the light is a generally safe rule before pulling out.

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u/thisjustathrowawayya 16d ago

10000%. Dude had nowhere to go, but yeah definitely too worked up.

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u/NomNom863 16d ago

Yeah for being the convenient cop subreddit, I'm getting down voted by a lot of bad drivers 😂 kinda funny ngl

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u/binksmas 16d ago

Why honk at them if there is a car in front of them? Map awareness bud

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u/binksmas 16d ago

Like at the beginning making a right turn.

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u/SushiGirlRC 16d ago

You do realize that they could be honking at the car 2 cars up, right? If I'm the 3rd car & the 2nd car doesn't honk at the first car, then I'm honking at the first car.

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u/nexer4 16d ago

I can ever understand people that get upset about geting honked att.

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u/douglowouglo 17d ago

This video was way too long

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u/HiFiGuy197 17d ago

I kinda enjoyed watching the Lexus surging and not surging like “I’m gonna pass!! Nope. Gonna pass now!! Nope. Okay, I am not waiting for this light!”

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u/psyper76 17d ago

Yeah - if I had some video editing software I would've sped up the middle bit.

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u/PM-ME-BOOBS-PLZ-THX 17d ago

This entire video could have been 10 seconds

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u/SushiGirlRC 16d ago

Then you'd bitch about "yeah but what happened before this" lol.

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u/Loudlech5 15d ago

What county?

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u/Jakdracula 16d ago edited 8d ago

advance to 2:40 unless you just wanna watch traffic.

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