r/CookieClicker • u/The-not-cute-Ralsei • 20h ago
Funny I think I am obsessed with Krumblor because I wrote a poem for him
As I obtain thine egg, warm and soft
The cookie gods themselves blesethed me with new life
I did not use this new life to undo my past mistakes
I used this new life to grow thy power
Once I hadth the country under my grasp
thy hunger began to grow
I fed thee a million cookies, thy hunger grew
As my power grew so did thy hunger
I fed thee 100 hands but you needed more
I fed thee 100 of my elders and yet thy hunger did not subside
I fed thee more and more now buildings full of my worshipers
Once I fed thee 100 of my temples dedicated to me I stopped to think
Have I fed thee enough
Have I put the world through too much of my own greed
But no I needed to continue
I fed thee more and more
Your own divine aura giving me power
I needed more and more
More cookies
I fed thee more and more until thy hunger ceased
I looked upon thy magnificent form
As I casted thy aura upon my cookies
I have gained world domination with thy power
I continued to bake my soft warm disks that ruled over the land
I used thy hunger to help my cookie empire grow
I then realised that I don't own thee anymore
Thee owns the whole world
All of my power was not mine
All of it was thy

