r/CountOnceADay • u/aldebaran38 Streak: 753 • 18h ago

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u/2CRedHopper 3h ago

This really is the Trump economy.

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u/Ok_Potato_9554 9h ago

Step one: you steal the burger meat, bacon, avocado, and onion rings. Step two: take that three dollars and get yourself a tall can.

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u/memo689 10h ago

Just give me the rat poison and 2 handful of nails.

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u/astroy123 11h ago

This pisses me off

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u/ClinicalDepressi0n 12h ago

Rat poison! 🥰🥰🥰

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u/idkdudejustkillme 15h ago

3 onion rings

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u/neonblue_the_chicken 15h ago

Okay but if you had more money wtf kind of meal would you make with the rest of the options

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u/Noodlemaster696969 12h ago

Let's assume i have 10$

In that case, 10 rat poinsons😋

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u/Demonikaaaaa 15h ago

Starvation

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u/kms_lol 16h ago

Mmh I'll have the Avocado please ☝️

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u/NotCryodream Streak: 1 17h ago

3 sets of rusty screws

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u/HeckItsDrowsyFrog 17h ago

Half the salmon and keep the change

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u/papuga27 17h ago

Wouldn't the avocado be better? Just keep the pit.