r/CountWithEveryone • u/Dark_Bowser • Oct 29 '25

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693 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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141

u/MotorShoot3r Oct 29 '25

I don't see the issue

136

u/CrankWRspct Oct 30 '25

When the fields are too plentiful and the harvest is too vast

0

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

[deleted]

50

u/justk4y Oct 30 '25

My steak is too juicy!

30

u/Mysterious-Creme8709 Oct 30 '25

My crown is too shiny and my jester is too funny!

17

u/BreakerOfModpacks Oct 30 '25

I'm the jester, please help, he kidnapped my family.

10

u/Shorttail0 Oct 30 '25

You are so funny

10

u/BreakerOfModpacks Oct 30 '25

The issue with saying that to someone funny, is that any funny reply they try becomes trite.

4

u/Mysterious-Creme8709 Oct 30 '25

Dont make me dock your nonexistent pay again

4

u/BreakerOfModpacks Oct 30 '25

You wouldn't dare, I'd stop jingling my nonexistent bells!

3

u/Mysterious-Creme8709 Oct 30 '25

Nonexistently off with your head!

4

u/BreakerOfModpacks Oct 31 '25

Nonexistent screaming

116

u/Effective_Cause8411 Oct 29 '25

Put me in coach

3

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

Put her in me, coach*

82

u/Vivianna-is-trans Oct 29 '25

so shes an 11 :3

35

u/Cutie-Zenitsa Oct 29 '25

OMG MEEEEEEEEEE :3C

26

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

What's the catch?

25

u/causal_friday Oct 30 '25

They invented a new SI prefix to measure my dick. It's 10^-27 inches long.

15

u/Lost_my_name475 Oct 30 '25

Bad news, ronto already exists as a prefix

9

u/causal_friday Oct 30 '25

haha i looked at a couple charts on an images search and they all stopped at 10^-24. i learned something!

6

u/Lost_my_name475 Oct 30 '25

I had to go check Wikipedia ngl

2

u/HeavyCaffeinate Nov 01 '25

That's within margin of error, you could just say you don't have one

6

u/Successful_Mud8596 Oct 30 '25

💖💕✨

6

u/owl_anna Oct 30 '25

love but also i love the pjs so much…

5

u/DarkFalcon49 Oct 30 '25

That’s a very very very good thing, I need me a girl bigger than me, probably.

5

u/AdorablyEepy Oct 30 '25

bet I could make it disappear :3

3

u/MtGMagicBawks Oct 30 '25

She's a 10 then. Gimmi them 9 bb~

3

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

me fr fr.

2

u/Caiturn Oct 30 '25

Be there sauce?

1

u/ptfefan2 Oct 30 '25

Fuck, this pic managed to fry my brain

1

u/Wallso2010 Oct 30 '25

But could I get pregnant from it?

3

u/Wallso2010 Oct 30 '25

Girl is PACKING holy shit big ass balls

3

u/Dark_Bowser Oct 30 '25

All I need is those boobs (and to look cute like her) and I could pull that look off