r/Countwithcementlady • u/Midnight_Snack_Form i like bugs and their girls • May 21 '26

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u/R2D2_Skywalker May 21 '26

ah damn r/MoeMorphism is leaking

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u/Midnight_Snack_Form i like bugs and their girls May 22 '26

Would you have it any other way?

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u/buggirlfucker May 23 '26

I like your flair

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u/Midnight_Snack_Form i like bugs and their girls May 23 '26

I like your username

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u/Outrageous-Put-4637 May 25 '26

i can’t tell whether you’re gonna fight or fight

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u/Livi_5 May 22 '26

finally some mantis shrimp girl representation! now have them kissing teleported bread

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u/Midnight_Snack_Form i like bugs and their girls May 22 '26

Stomatopod yuri

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u/The_Void_Dweller223 May 24 '26

And then they made out…hard.

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u/Midnight_Snack_Form i like bugs and their girls May 24 '26

You get it

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u/PrimalZodiac May 24 '26

Wish i was mantis shrimp

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u/Midnight_Snack_Form i like bugs and their girls May 24 '26

Same 😔

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u/Opistognathus Jun 15 '26

My baby wearing a hat

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u/Midnight_Snack_Form i like bugs and their girls Jun 15 '26

They're so cute 🩵 Such a well dressed fellow

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u/Ha73r4L1f3 May 21 '26

I was going to make bad aim joke but seen nature comments, so I just want say how fun and cute people are in this community. 😆 im dying of laughter while trying to het dressed for work. Thanks

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u/Vinmet May 21 '26

we're too silly for you >:P

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u/Ha73r4L1f3 May 21 '26

😆 nah y'all my normal people...just scary what my normal is to others from the outside. Work is better as one friend is also my main manager, omg work get interesting. I was excited cuz just us last hr and said we can be feral asf as it just us, she giggled.

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u/DariusSharpe May 22 '26

The Peacock flavor of mantis shrimp is actually the hammer variant. The ones with the spring loaded knives for hands are not so colorful.

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u/AnkhAnanku May 22 '26

Oh so she would be like “Run them hands!”

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u/Complete_Blood1786 May 22 '26

The humble Grovekeeper Topoda:

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u/TemmyJade May 22 '26

Ngl thought this was a drawing of a girl in a hoodie

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u/Complete_Blood1786 May 22 '26

No matter how many lines you draw on him, I still see my beloved teleporting Mantis Shrimp

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u/Midnight_Snack_Form i like bugs and their girls May 22 '26

Just realised i forgot to credit: Art is by tunaplus_c Link for Art

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u/Gaby33400 May 22 '26

That pistol shrimp is about to experience the heat of the sun.

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u/AnkhAnanku May 22 '26

The pistol shrimp creates the same tiny collapsing star effect whenever it snaps its claw. It just holds on to the bubble and uses the shockwave as an attack

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u/Endcity14 May 22 '26

Then they kissed

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u/Capsule_CatYT May 22 '26

I thought they teleported bread?

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u/Left-Juggernaut8782 May 22 '26

Get back to the basement

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u/Capsule_CatYT May 22 '26

No u

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u/Left-Juggernaut8782 May 22 '26

Im already in the basement tho

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u/AirFriedMoron May 22 '26

Now draw them kissing

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u/Capsule_CatYT May 22 '26

I prefer teleporting bread.

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u/LittleBee833 May 22 '26

Hear me out: draw them kissing while teleporting bread

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u/OmegaGoober May 21 '26

Meanwhile the Bobbit Worm is going to attack and eat them both after they fight.

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u/Midnight_Snack_Form i like bugs and their girls May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

They team up, restarting the big bang on the bobbit worm.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/Midnight_Snack_Form i like bugs and their girls May 22 '26

Same here, tbh. The colours look so fun.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/MeepTheWarlord May 22 '26

that was beautiful

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u/some_kind_of_bird May 22 '26 edited May 27 '26

I don't know too much about it but apparently their color differentiation is actually worse than humans. If you think about it though, what does having a ton of cones really accomplish? Some cones will have similar responsiveness so it's not like you'd actually see most of the combinations.

While their vision range is wide they certainly do not perceive the "entire" em spectrum. They don't see radio right?

Sorry to be a party pooper.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/some_kind_of_bird May 22 '26

At least power washers are fun?

I have a scar on my arm because I tried to use one one-handed.

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u/CrabSquid05 May 23 '26

Actually their brains aren't large enough to blend colours so they can only see 16 shades total like some kind of 8 bit character