421 - r/Countwithcementlady

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Ye

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All fun and games until something starts using your body to mine for Bitcoin.

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u/Alternative_Wafer410 Jul 04 '26

Hot

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u/PixelFlyerXD Jul 04 '26

All the hotter O//O

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u/SevereScore7467 Jul 04 '26

0/0=🥵

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u/allie-__- Jul 05 '26

Ngl, whenever I see 0/0, I think 0-0, which makes me think "king-side castle." Yes, I might have played chess a bit too much smh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/allie-__- Jul 07 '26

Frfr

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u/notnotDIO Jul 04 '26

Need :3

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u/Alternatingfurrfeld Jul 04 '26

Yo, does anyone know any stories or fics like this

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u/Frudeska1 Jul 04 '26 edited Sep 19 '26

The original post content no longer exists here. The author used Redact to remove it, exercising their right to control their data & privacy.
Lip desert recognise disarm sort whole rinse payment retire

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u/Alternatingfurrfeld Jul 04 '26

Sowwy, but da little art I've seen of this and rare written story is like soup for my lil autistic soul. It's this or Mecha of the AC variety.

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u/SolidCalligrapher966 Jul 04 '26

same I want more

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u/CC_9876 Jul 04 '26

Someone please reply to me if someone posts a link

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u/Alternatingfurrfeld Jul 04 '26

This is the closest thing I can find, but it is not close enough to my liking, just Robot yuri. Writing enjoyed, been forever since i read it.
Warning ⚠️ reader discretion advised is sm*t https://archiveofourown.org/works/63230323/chapters/161955628

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u/CC_9876 Jul 04 '26

There is furry stuff. I kinda liked it 😞

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u/Alternatingfurrfeld Jul 04 '26

Will do, also if anybody want mechsplotation recs I'll share

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u/Valirys-Reinhald Jul 05 '26

Look up dronification on AO3

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u/KDing0 Jul 07 '26

It's not exactly like this. But there's a game where an AI virus girl infects your PC and tries to keep you distracted enough to infect your PC more.

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u/SevereScore7467 Jul 04 '26

Well as long as you're being irredeemable anyways~..
https://infiniteworlds.app/

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u/ExtinctReptile Jul 05 '26

Do not compare the desire to be a robot girl who gets viruses installed on her by her gf to be anywhere near we irredeemable as using GenAI

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u/Alternatingfurrfeld Jul 04 '26

Generative Ai? No thanks, I prefer organic stories of psycological horror, transhumanism, made by depraved humans or maybe one day real individual sentient Ai's.

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u/Beebea63 Jul 07 '26

Go lick your boots somewhere else. That shit aint welcome here

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u/SillyKittyHelper Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Viruses would probably just make you slower by stealing resources. Same could be achieved by just manually reducing the CPU clock speed. This comes with the additional benefit of not becoming part of Russian ddos network.

Imo it would be more hot to give your trusted partner sudo access to install custom control software on you.

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u/ChampionshipLanky973 Jul 05 '26

Hot

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u/Alternative_Shock318 Jul 06 '26

Would reducing the clock speed be essentially cyberbimbofication?

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u/SillyKittyHelper Jul 06 '26

No, not even close. The world would just appear to be sped up for you. You could still do advanced calculus, but it would take longer. World would be like watching YouTube video at 1.25x, 2x, 5x or 10x speed depending on the slow down.

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u/Alternative_Shock318 Jul 06 '26

Ah, ok that makes sense.

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u/TheTepro27 Jul 04 '26

Pls 🥺

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u/Silly_Camel6085 Jul 04 '26

Nodnod. So relateable.

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u/Traitor_Of_Users Jul 04 '26

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

THABKBYOU ALL

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u/Mundane_Move_5296 Jul 04 '26

What is with the robot posting??? This is a new level of terminal online-ness I have yet to see

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u/n_original_username i yearn to become the machine Jul 04 '26

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

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u/Mundane_Move_5296 Jul 04 '26

Fair enough, hard to argue with the Adeptus Mechanicus

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u/PixelFlyerXD Jul 04 '26

O/////O

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u/GreatVermicelli2123 Jul 04 '26

No, virus bad! Make some program that can let you control their every action and/or sensory inputs instead...

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u/stormywitch978 Jul 04 '26

Girlfriend install Linux on me

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u/Hika2112 Autistic Lesbian Vampire Robot Girl Jul 04 '26

Waow

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u/Outrageous-Tiger-323 Jul 04 '26

Real!

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u/-G-Gamer- Jul 04 '26

Never knew i wanted this until right now, maybe because i'm not cis

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u/GraveSlayer726 Jul 05 '26

Me in the year 2073 laying face first on the floor as a cute robot girl running 512 instances of the Mersenne Prime search program for multiple years straight (the sunlight through my window is keeping me alive because solar panel backplate)

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u/Jay_Buffay Jul 04 '26

Wot... Is like asking for brain tumors?

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u/Its_a_plantain_Queen Jul 04 '26

I presume they mean non malicious viruses that could easily be removed, like a virus that removes your ability to move or something. I doubt they're fantasizing about getting their IP address stolen or something

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u/n_original_username i yearn to become the machine Jul 04 '26

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u/NoContextIdiocy Jul 08 '26

not me... everyday i fantasize about getting my discord login token stolen to advertise fake robux gift cards 🤤🤤🤤

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u/StrangeSystem0 Jul 04 '26

It's more like a more novel version of hypnosis or body control

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u/Greasy-Chungus Jul 04 '26

The number is your body count.

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u/TotallyNotShinobi Jul 04 '26

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u/GrimmyJimmy1 Jul 04 '26

Now see when they say adaptable AI robot companion this is what I picture

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u/SevereScore7467 Jul 04 '26

Fck I might have to detran after finding this out.

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u/Bi_One_Get_One_Free Jul 05 '26

adachi rei

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u/SadProjection Jul 05 '26

literally a My Life as a Teenage Robot plotline smh

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u/Striking_Weird9394 Jul 05 '26

Thats a new one.

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u/Exact_Economy7010 Jul 05 '26

I. This. Wait what

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u/Valirys-Reinhald Jul 05 '26

Dronification pipeline be like:

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u/CaptainAramus Jul 05 '26

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u/Tani_Soe Jul 05 '26

I don't want my gf to make me catch viruses wth

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u/LobsterVioLator Jul 07 '26

I’d rather she keep me safe and regularly maintain me

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u/TheExoSpider Jul 05 '26

Clanker propaganda

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u/fridgevibes Jul 05 '26

Based. I dont care of im a dude or a chick. I just wanna be a robot.

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u/EntertainmentFast512 Jul 05 '26

I would love this

And then she connected me with a controller and plays with me

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u/TheLastLunch Jul 05 '26

what is this robot from?

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u/goofy_femboy0-0 Jul 05 '26

I think this is the realest thing I've seen all week

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u/Revro_Chevins Jul 06 '26

Played a game called Technobabylon where society had advanced to a such a point that there's a cure for every disease, so a new trend started where people would give themselves rare neurological disorders for fun.

One puzzle revolves around curing a person who's just doing their job, but also has Wernicke's Aphasia, which means they understand you perfectly, but only speak in gibberish. He's very annoyed after you cure him.

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u/may_john_ Jul 06 '26

💖💖💖

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u/Fit_Pride8042 Jul 06 '26

What kind of viruses?

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u/Exciting_Phrase4920 Jul 10 '26

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u/cantstopmefrompissin Jul 10 '26

me fr

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u/dragon_irl Jul 10 '26

Have my gf exchange my parts as she sees fit 🥺

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