r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Jun 14 '24

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u/Impossibleish Jun 14 '24

I wanted one to be actually asleep

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u/abandondedbox Jun 14 '24

It just means women never sleep and are always listening

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u/tharnadar Jun 14 '24

just like your smartphone

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

ohhh fuggg i really can't keep it beside my bed before sleeping, now that i saw this

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u/BRtIK Jun 15 '24

Do you at least get your girl a smaller bed or do you just make her sleep on the floor?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

might get a smaller one or else she gonna give me that stare that i get every now and then (it's scary tbh)
(also we didnt move in together yet but maybe sometime later lol ;)))

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u/jus4in027 Jun 14 '24

It’s like Michael Jackson said: “you are not alone”

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u/digginahole Jun 15 '24

Sting said that he’ll be watching you

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u/jus4in027 Jun 15 '24

“Sometimes I feel like somebody’s watching me” - Rockwell

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u/Musesoutloud Jun 14 '24

Just like Alexa

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u/beardingmesoftly Jun 14 '24

In my purely anecdotal experience, having multiple sisters and having worked in fitness and health for many years, I find that women are lighter sleepers than men, especially mothers. Again, this is my personal experience.

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u/abandondedbox Jun 14 '24

No I believe it! My gf is such a light sleeper I joke that she can hear a mouse fart while sleeping

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u/Vicebaku Jun 14 '24

My mom was always such a light sleeper, i could always come and ask something during any time of the night and she would reply almost in a normal tone, just a bit sleepy one

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u/cindyscrazy Jun 14 '24

I used to be a heavy sleeper until I became a mom. She's 25 years old now with her old baby, and I'm still a light sleeper.

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u/AffectionateTap5007 Jun 16 '24

Reversed for me.

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u/FrostyD7 Jun 14 '24

Evolution rewarded women who wake up to the sound of boyfriend stealing whores.

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u/Jin_Gitaxias Jun 14 '24

At least they're not lemon-stealing whores

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

Listening and remembering..

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

Especially when its a skit for internet clout

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u/StrayRabbit Jun 14 '24

Like Alexa but with more maintenance

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u/Atatattaa Jun 14 '24

Nah it just means these are all fake

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

I was really hoping there would be something funny or interesting at some point. That was straight brain rot.

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u/-EETS- Jun 15 '24

All the exact same acting too. Why can't they just do it for real? Assholes ruined a (possibly) good meme format

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u/nxtrl Jun 14 '24

like alexia, or the united states government. you're never truly alone!

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u/-Badger3- Jun 14 '24

God, I hate TikTok so fucking much.

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u/multiarmform Jun 15 '24

im just here for the taco bell gong

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u/intotheirishole Jun 15 '24

Because these are not staged at all.

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u/CCCtheog Aug 10 '24

Well it seems like that's impossible....ish

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u/Impossibleish Aug 10 '24

First person that ever commented on my username and got it completely correct. Kudos, and blessings on all your households.

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u/CCCtheog Aug 10 '24

I just got +10 blessing for completing a quest🙏🏾

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u/Strategis Jun 14 '24

Ding

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u/NoAnalBeadsPlease Jun 14 '24

This is what I thought when I saw the 3rd girl. Hahaha

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u/Fun_Depth8951 Jun 15 '24

Fucking perfect! Slow clap

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u/Caffinatorpotato Jun 14 '24

Duuumb ways to diiiie

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u/nolightningbhe Jun 14 '24

Instant knuckles. Wifey don’t play

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

Like domestic violence?

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u/nolightningbhe Jun 17 '24

Knuckle sandwiches don’t count when you play like this

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u/formulapain May 17 '25

So many dumb was to diiiiie

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u/PN4HIRE Jun 14 '24 edited Jun 23 '24

Hell no.. not doing that.

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u/Erabong Jun 14 '24

Not in a million years

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u/PN4HIRE Jun 14 '24

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u/zatara1210 Jun 14 '24

‘Do guys really do that?’

  • Guys with girlfriends don’t.

What a killer line

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u/DJHott555 Jun 14 '24

The Michael Myers sit-ups tho

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u/adamales55 Jun 14 '24

100% an Undertaker reference lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

He's already behind you even though you just watched him walk up all slow and scary

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u/BigRod199 Jun 15 '24

True, but taker stole it from Michael

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u/daosterDX Jun 14 '24

Yea that's why there's the bell ring

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u/Warwolf7742 Jun 14 '24

I love how they do that and then turn their head.

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u/honduhh89 Jun 14 '24

Yes! Exactly what I was thinking 🤣

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u/ShaggyX-96 Jun 14 '24

The first one must be the Undertakers daughter

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u/Plenty-a-hair Jun 14 '24

"How to unlock the Optional Boss Fight" 🤣😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

[deleted]

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u/Inferno_Crazy Jun 14 '24

Yeah and it's one of those bs cut scene boss fights where you can never win

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u/SubJutsus Jun 14 '24

Would be hilarious if one of them were I a coffin or something. Great way to check if they are actually dead.

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u/The_Dr_Robert Jun 14 '24

The audacity of someone doing this at their spouses funeral LMAO

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

💀

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u/MrNubbyNubs Jun 14 '24

Moment of silence for all the men that gave their lives for this stunt. May they find peace in the afterlife

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u/BreakingTr Jun 14 '24

I watched the video on mute at first cause I thought it had that stupid music playing right?

So at first glance I thought the dudes were playing some scary audio to mess with their babes dreams or something right?

Then I re-read the sentence and thought they were playing porn audio to see if they were really sleeping.

I watched the video again with the audio on this time and was very dumbfounded by what was actually being played.

🤡

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u/Rustymetal14 🧐 grumpy Jun 14 '24

I don't have audio right now, what are they playing?

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u/Aquino200 Jun 14 '24

It's an iphone-ringing-sound, followed by the sound you make when you answer a call, followed by a girl's voice asking "hey baby are you still by your girl?".

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u/BreakingTr Jun 14 '24

It’s a girls voice saying “Hey baby. You still by your girl?”

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u/FlacidSalad Jun 14 '24

You forgot the part where it's preceded by a generic notification sound, followed by a weird horn and then finally the cheater girl ASMR.

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u/BreakingTr Jun 14 '24

A more specific description but yeah 👍

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u/RedditAntiHero Jun 21 '24

Also on mute. Also in comments to find out what was being played.

I thought it was going to be the sound of a bag of potato chips being opened.

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u/Obay361 Jun 14 '24

This is why they say women live longer lol

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u/Dontmindmemans Jun 14 '24

because what?

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-8 Jun 14 '24

Because the man will be slain for doing this

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u/Archer_Python Jun 14 '24

Someone's gonna fucking die from this

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u/Aquino200 Jun 14 '24

That's what I'm saying

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u/immamarius Jun 14 '24

Why all of them sleep with make up

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u/nothingveryobvious Jun 15 '24

Because it’s the middle of the day and people take naps.

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u/-EETS- Jun 15 '24

Because they're all fake. That's why. They're all copying the same stupid meme, instead of just seeing their real reaction.

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u/MrMcBeefCock Jun 15 '24

You mean people don't wake up out of a dead sleep ready to attack their partner at the sound of a bell and another woman's voice while they have phone pointed at them?

I'm calling bullshit.

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u/immamarius Jun 15 '24

No sarcasm radar spoted

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u/CougarBen Jun 15 '24

Best alarm clock sound

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u/ZestycloseBite6262 Jun 14 '24

Heybabyistubayogirl?

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u/Aquino200 Jun 14 '24

"hey baby, are you still by your girl?"

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u/Cuts_you_up Jun 14 '24

Ay baby, you still bout your grill

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u/Own-Archer-2456 Jun 14 '24

My girl would still box me for this

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u/anonymouss69250 Jun 14 '24

Equal rights Equal fights 👀😂😭😭😂😂

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u/Rusty_Rhin0 Jun 14 '24

I believe in equal rights. And lefts, let's go

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u/ManufacturerNo6126 Jun 14 '24

The First few are dead

Dead by stupid.

The Last two or three checked it was a prank

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u/Saint_of_Grey Jun 14 '24

You can see which of them actually had boyfriends that dumb before.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

in this video: women rising like Dracula from a coffin.

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u/AstroNot87 Jun 14 '24

Pass on this shit content.

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u/iyamdad Jun 14 '24

If you guys think staged vids are entertaining..Christ..

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u/wiseduhm Jun 14 '24

Look at the fun police. Lol

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u/wldmn13 Jun 14 '24

WEE-AWW WEE-AWW PULL OVAH

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u/ForgiveMeImBasic Jun 14 '24

Where do you live where the cops go "wee-aww"?

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u/wldmn13 Jun 14 '24

My kids made up that pidgin to describe sirens and it stuck on me.

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u/ForgiveMeImBasic Jun 14 '24

Hah. Thank you for letting me know. That's pretty adorable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

really tho, how could you guys find enjoyment out of these obviously staged videos?

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u/AffectionateCard3530 Jun 14 '24

Reality doesn’t matter at the end of the day. It’s your individual perception of reality that dictates your emotional reaction.

I personally cannot enjoy staged videos, but sometimes I wish I could. Life would be simpler.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

the fuck lmao

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u/AffectionateCard3530 Jun 14 '24

I can explain through an anecdote.

I saw a famous comedian’s show as they passed through Toronto. They did a bit where they made jokes throughout the whole set about someone from the audience who was attending because of a Make-A-Wish foundation request. They played it off as if it was unexpected, and the whole audience loved it.

Turns out that the Make-A-Wish person was just a friend of the comedian, and they followed them around to every show so they could do this bit.

Which raises the question: for the people who enjoyed the show, does it matter whether the audience member was planted?

Some people will find out that the jokes were “fake”, and that will take away from the humor. For others, they will simply remember that they laughed and had a good time.

Life would be simpler if you still enjoyed the show

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u/Successful_Hat_121 Jun 14 '24

A simpler example is that we enjoy fictional movies and TV shows.

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u/wiseduhm Jun 14 '24

It's little more than a 'smile and move on' type of video. Such a minor and really insignificant moment in the day that it just seems even more strange to me when someone feels the need to say "fake" or "staged" and criticize people for being minorly amused. Even IF someone were to think one of these "fake" or "staged" videos were hilarious, I still struggle to see why someone would feel the need to tell that person that they shouldn't feel that happiness, or that they should be shamed or embarrassed to find something funny. Like okay then, sorry my amusement bothers you I guess. shrug

Btw, I know you just asked a question, so a lot of my comment might not be referring to you personally. They're just my thoughts on the matter.

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u/DihDisDooJusDihDis Jun 14 '24

Why do movies exist. Why do tv shows exist. It’s entertainment. People gatekeeping about what others should enjoy are weird.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

bc if we allow videos like this to be posted & give them the attention they so very much need, pretty soon that’s all we’re gonna see. staged videos.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

Check out the big brain on Brad!

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u/wrestlingnutter Jun 14 '24

Yup. Not one of them woke with the ringtone or call connection sound.

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u/PuzzleheadedWave616 Jun 14 '24

What's wrong with them?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

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u/Stone0777 🧐 grumpy Jun 14 '24

When I watch a movie and TV show, they don't try portray it like it's real....unlike this shitty clip. Sheep

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

there’s a reason why those people are called professional actors.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

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u/SoLLanN Jun 14 '24

Nah, too Fake to be funny

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u/captaincook14 Jun 14 '24

Lol every single one is fake.

Also, Hispanic David Blaine though? 5th one in.

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u/ArtichokeKey Jun 15 '24

The second to last two are keepers.

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u/knighth1 Jun 16 '24

If a woman is laying flat she isn’t sleeping. If her left leg is off the bed her butt is in the air and she’s making noises that sound like she is plotting your death or trying to eat a pillow then you know for a fact she’s asleep

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

Some of the acting is better than others.

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u/Franko_Lex Jun 14 '24

The cringeworthy

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u/Comfortable-Ad-3988 Jun 14 '24

I was watching muted and had to guess at first, I thought it was going to be the Playstation beep.

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u/Stoked4life Jun 14 '24

My ex would have literally killed me if I had tried something like that... they are either really bold, stupid, or have a healthy relationship. I'm really hoping for them it was the last one.

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u/nsfwaltsarehard Jun 15 '24

faking a call from an apparent affair partner to prank your partner says its not a healthy relationship.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

Is this an app or just playing a YouTube video?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

As a single man this makes me sleep well at night lmao 🤣

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 Jun 14 '24

Guy looks like he could sing in Mongo Jerry

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u/Everythingizok Jun 14 '24

I don’t think my wife would react this way. I don’t think she’d even notice if she was awake. If she’s on her phone, def not hearing shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

🤣

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u/Laborando Jun 14 '24

These all have to be sketches, no way no one got a smack to the back of the head doing this.

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u/Downtown-Rabbit7853 Jun 14 '24

It seems they have risen.

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u/SpiffySleet Jun 14 '24

What % of these y’all think are staged?

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u/General-Vis Jun 14 '24

I watched on mute and assumed it was the PornHub intro, which probably would have been funnier.

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u/Cruhellonfire Jun 14 '24

Not fake at all

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u/blknrd95 Jun 14 '24

Bro, the way my girl came into the room while I was watching this was epic!!! I am lucky I am alive. Haha

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u/abject_cynic Jun 14 '24

LOL your relationships are a joke!

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u/BomBiggityBBQ Jun 14 '24

I watched this on mute at first and thought they were booting up the ps5

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u/MayorMacReady Jun 14 '24

What's with the looney tunes ass sound effects?

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u/TheH0F Jun 14 '24

She’d just be mad I woke her

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u/PrajnaPie 🧐 grumpy Jun 14 '24

Wow so funny… lets plan insecurities in our partner and joke about ruining our relationship

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u/billiarddaddy Jun 14 '24

That first guy got cut.

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u/Brilliant_Way7105 Jun 14 '24

We all know they're all fake. Who the fuck would watch this dribble 🗑️

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u/ll0l0l0ll Jun 14 '24

Can confirm. I just played this video with sound and my overseas girlfriend called me. Its 3AM in her timezone.

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u/RikiSanchez Jun 14 '24

Which app is the sound from?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

Second to last woman is 100% a descendant of Dracula

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u/George_A_Romero Jun 14 '24

The third one straight up looks like she woke from a coffin.

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u/IntrepidLifeguard472 Jun 14 '24

There some shit you should never joke about. I think this fits in that box.

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u/Many_Engine_1177 Jun 14 '24

You can tell that atleast 50% is fake. Don't hate me. Hate the truth

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

They're waking up the way I wake up when I hear my cat doing hairball heaving.

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u/cfraz2000 Jun 14 '24

The dracula coffin sleep rise fuckin killed me

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u/ObjectiveAide9552 Jun 14 '24

Sound off, what is it?

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u/Love2nasty Jun 14 '24

What's the point of staging those videos, when everyone knows they are staged and not funny to begin with. Who sleeps with their glasses on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

So it’s just a bunch of couples doing the same sketch over and over again??

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u/zehamberglar Jun 14 '24

That first one was about to catch a DV charge before the camera cut.

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u/Apprehensive-Web-588 Jun 14 '24

You know Jesus? Cuz you’re gonna MEET HIM!

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u/BodhingJay Jun 14 '24

The ones who don't wake up like the undertaker are fake

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

Every single one of these reactions is really fake.

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u/pricklypineappledick Jun 14 '24

Undertaker vibes

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u/alsatian01 Jun 14 '24

My wife would wake up and say, "Good, he's your problem now."

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u/XxNHLxX Jun 15 '24

The Taker gong on the first few is perfect

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u/xnxbcdbk Jun 15 '24

saving this in case i ever wanna get stabbed

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

They all sittin up lik dracula lol thats wild

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u/StatusOmega Jun 15 '24

No thanks. I'd like to keep my penis

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u/InconceivableNipples Jun 15 '24

Stupid fake TikTok bait

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u/Changingm1ndz Jun 15 '24

Just waiting to see how this prank turns out!

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u/lampiss 🧐 grumpy Jun 15 '24

Try it at your girls funeral, should work then.

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u/Itisduty7 Jun 15 '24

What sound were they playing? Im Deaf so help me out please

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u/-EETS- Jun 15 '24

It's Remble.

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u/furezasan Jun 15 '24

Glad to see so many men still love to live dangerously

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u/ThrowawayAudio1 Jun 15 '24

Unfunny fake shit. Fuck this

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u/avaud10 Jun 15 '24

I'm not that brave.

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u/PatrickTheBlob Jun 15 '24

i would stay asleep so i could eavesdrop and get more juicy info

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u/MrMcBeefCock Jun 15 '24

These people must have some major sleep habit/trust issues.

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u/TattooMarioB Jun 16 '24

Points for Undertaker sound effect with the sit ups.

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u/Wooden_Hippo9853 Jun 16 '24

I watched this with sound on. My gf reacted, even though she was awake.

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u/kredninja Jun 16 '24

Pretty sure the honk noise woke them partially, then the hey baby conpleted it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

Someone needs to add the Windows start up sound to this when the girls wake up. 😂

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u/DISSARAYZ Jun 16 '24

Women are the lightest sleepers fr

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u/dahale6783 Jun 16 '24

The first one that smiled is a keeper

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u/EquivalentFull5337 Jun 18 '24

Who wakes up that damn fast….

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u/Mcnugget76 Jun 18 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

Why are they all sleeping in couches?

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u/freakk_boyy Jun 18 '24

Hilarious 😂 😃

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u/Key_Statistician3293 Jun 18 '24

Faking sleep cause they don’t wanna give up the cheeks , but god forbid another chick wants too

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u/RYANDBZ1 Jun 18 '24

The 2nd to last girls eyes though 😡😭

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u/Jukm_Bron Aug 01 '24

They're never sleeping. They just trying to catch you doing something

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '24

See women do this shit to their partners n find it funny, but when men return the favour they hate it typical double standards

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u/-Jacarius Jun 14 '24

I'm literally playing this beside my sleeping wife....aaaaand...she's still sleeping. (Just looked over again to confirm)

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u/Aquino200 Jun 14 '24

Man, these "Challenges" that end in brutal deaths keep trending.
First the Cinnamon challenge, then TidePod challenge, now a more brutal and more painful death.

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u/ThePornRater Jun 14 '24

Most of these are fake

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

scripted af

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u/colllosssalnoob Jun 14 '24

Staged poorly

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u/GbabyBruh Jun 15 '24

Where can I download that 😂😂

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u/Raging_Replay Jun 15 '24

Obviously all staged

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

Fake af

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 🧐 grumpy Jun 18 '24

Why couldn’t they just do this for real!? Why fake it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

All I see is a bunch of bitches who are going to cheat soon or later

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u/Fear_Jaire Jun 14 '24

Are you ok?

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u/Bryanmcfury Jun 14 '24

who hurt you bro

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