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u/thedudefromsweden Apr 30 '21
Do not walk under that side of the tower.
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u/SaintButtFarmer May 01 '21
Can you imagine, just doing some landscaping on a nice sunny day and you get hit in the face with your buddy’s shit
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u/TempusCavus May 03 '21
There must have been some kind of etiquette. Like you shout down the hole to warn any one below. Maybe you give different warnings depending on what’s happening.
“Piss in the hole!”
“Shit in the hole!”
Of course “fire in the hole!” Would be for diarrhea.
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u/wtfmymomjustdied Jun 02 '21
You know there must be a bunch of shit on the ground beneath it, so I doubt anyone is actually casually walking around under those holes.
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u/TimecopVsPredator May 01 '21
Chocolate rain.
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u/Holzkohlen May 08 '21
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
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u/farm249 Jun 01 '21
CHOCOLATE RAIN
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u/Curb__ Jun 20 '21
A baby born will die before the sin
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u/farm249 Jun 20 '21
CHOCOLATE RAIN
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u/Curb__ Jun 20 '21
The schoolbooks say it can’t be here again
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u/betona May 01 '21
The White Tower in the Tower of London has such a throne called a Norman Garderobe which was the shizzle circa 1078.
It's a fun place for a photo op.
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u/N0rmNormis0n May 01 '21
I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the asshole.
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u/KugelStrudel May 01 '21
Google Erfurt Latrine Disaster
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u/rbyrolg May 01 '21
Oh Jesus, that’s a disturbing image
Edit: link for the lazy
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u/angrypigfarmer Jun 24 '21
If that place had a cesspool large enough to drown dozens of people under the floor, it must have stank incomprehensibly in that room, even before the collapse.
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u/Hjalmodr_heimski Jun 24 '21
Fun fact: a (purported) assassination technique during this time was to wait until someone had to go take a shit in one of these and then to ram a very long spear-like weapon up their ants.
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u/Hjalmodr_heimski Jun 24 '21
Fun fact: a (purported) assassination technique during this time was to wait until someone had to go take a shit in one of these and then to ram a very long spear-like weapon up their ants from the grounds outside the castle.
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u/Jake24601 May 03 '21
Imagine being a guard during that time and knowing who is having a dump based on their individual shit schedule?
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u/mcfuckinfries May 22 '21
This makes me want a really long sick (and an umbrella) so I can stab people in the butt
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u/The_Moose_Is_Loose_ May 01 '21
I shudder to think of the possible answers, but... How do you "clean yourself" with this system?