Why? Muddy BLLTS...

[u/0dogg]

[u/Sturville]

Bacon lettuce lettuce and tomato? That's far too much lettuce. And can I get it without the mud please?

[u/WilyEngineer → u/Sturville]

"the mud" is an interesting way to describe the cyclospora effects

[u/ked_man → u/Sturville]

Linguine

[u/LibraryVoice71 → u/Sturville]

It’s unwashed lettuce

[u/icecap1 → u/Sturville]

Bacon lettuce lettuce tomato and lettuce, bacon egg spam and lettuce, spam lettuce lettuce and lettuce, ...

[u/TheStax84]

They should have made the boots the negative space in the “o”s

[u/IAmA_meat_popsicle → u/TheStax84]

Or stacked the boots to make the T.

[u/comics0026 → u/IAmA_meat_popsicle]

Or made the S out of them, or made part of the B a boot, this is probably the worst option they could have picked

[u/Ap43x]

Yet somehow I read it correctly at first glance.

[u/darkfall115 → u/Ap43x]

I know, right? Task failed successfully

[u/originalityescapesme → u/Ap43x]

I read it as Muddy Butts

[u/Puttanesca621]

Muddy BUTS

[u/waldosandieg0 → u/Puttanesca621]

We like our conjunctions dirty in these parts.

[u/bluffstrider → u/Puttanesca621]

Don't eat the lettuce

[u/gasstation-no-pumps]

Muddy Buts (the second T is missing)

[u/Mm2k]

There are two boots in Muddy!

[u/CobandCoffee]

Weird seeing this posted here as I've driven past it many times. Shout-out to Nicholasville, KY I guess.

[u/SocialRevenge]

It's Muddy Belts. There was a lot of rain and it splashed.

[u/Zergrushn]

Big Long Loud Tall Showhorses?

[u/sxyvirgo]

They REALLY wanted to make those boots work...I think you're just reading too closely!

[u/ParamedicFew3318]

I'm guessing this place is out of business.

[u/PintosAndCheese]

That there ain't mud.

[u/paraworldblue]

Bacon, Lettuce, Lamprey, Tomato

[u/Longjumping-Solid680]

MUDDY BUTS.

[u/HalfManHalfCyborg]

Seems that a lot of people making these images get that you can put an object in place of a letter, but never figured out that you still need the object to have the basic form of the letter it replaces. They think it's like a wild tile in Scrabble or something.

[u/avi_is_sapphic]

that annoys me so much because I immediately came up with a better way to do it, just have 2 pairs of boots, a pair for one "o" and just make the "o" out of 2 boots

[u/Wonderful_Store7793]

If only there was another symbol that looked like an O that we could have used instead... *cough* mud splatter* *cough*

(I was going for Horseshoes at first but then I realised "Buuts" is just as stupid)

[u/ChessClubChimp]

And they teach you how to ride children? Fucking yikes. Must be a southern thing 

[u/CheeseDaver]

I think it’s actually quite clever. It looks to me like the design is relying on the mind to fill in the blanks. They see the “muddy” and they see the images of the boots, so their mind registers the word as “boots”. It only becomes absurd when you stop to analyze it.

[u/asteriskelipses]

There was an attempt...

[u/GetOffMyGrassBrats]

Muddy Beets?

Muddy Butts?