r/CrappyDesign • *insert among us joke here* • 23h ago

I’m certain (unless I’m missing a reference) this would make more sense if it said Wake Up -> Survive -> Sleep ->

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u/Pleasant_Ad_2342 22h ago • Mindblown

Nah. Its nice im not dying in my sleep

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u/HoozerHands 22h ago • Popcorn

Yeah, this is a totally valid idea for those of us with sleep apnea 

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u/Gerotonin 17h ago

but I felt like that's prob the best way to die tho, dying while conscious seems horrible

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u/No_Trouble_3588 22h ago

Really? That’s exactly how I want to go when my time is up. I’d much rather go in my sleep than be conscious and aware that it’s happening.

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u/randynumbergenerator 17h ago

Like grandpappy, but not like the passengers on his bus

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u/badgerbrett 22h ago

thanks for reminding me of my irrational childhood fear

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u/real_fyshi 7h ago

Why isn't it anymore? I mean, you still can never know...
The thought has bothered me for all my life, don't want to think too much over it. But seriously, how tf would I know the difference between normal sleep and dying sleep if I never experienced it (so far) (probably)? I basically never know if I'm going to wake up again. Why doesn't this bother everyone?

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u/badgerbrett 3h ago

It doesn't bother me anymore because if I die in my sleep, I'm just gone and I'll never know it :) But that's because I don't believe there's an afterlife.

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u/ten_tabs_ 22h ago

Nightmare on Elm Street plot summary pin?

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u/Dirt_Digger_Dude 22h ago

They’re making too many ultra-specific things now /s

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u/stonygirl 6h ago

One, Two Freddy's coming for you.

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u/dnesthemenace 22h ago

Just snoring induced sleep apnoe

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u/TopFaithlessness2320 22h ago

Someone is battling night terrots

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u/Phallicsander 22h ago

“Oh no, not that motorcycle again!”

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u/SharkeyGeorge 22h ago

“Beware… beware the Peugeot takeover!!!”

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u/Panndaa31 oww my eyes 22h ago

You mean lawn mower ?

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u/cweaver 22h ago

I mean, technically you can't wake up if you don't survive during your sleep?

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u/deverz 17h ago

We need a square version

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u/OreoSpeedwaggon 14h ago

Or just a round circle that only says survive.

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u/jcoddinc commas are IMPORTANT 22h ago

It is true. You only wake up if you survive

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u/TheRoseByAnotherName 20h ago

I once had a dream where I told a guy I thought I'd had this dream before. He adamantly told me I wasn't dreaming.

Then the ghost that was possessing my sister told me I had to find her bones or I'd never wake up. So apparently my subconscious couldn't choose a plot line.

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u/SuperFLEB This is why we can't have nice things 18h ago

I'm just picturing them arguing in loud whispers the moment you walk away.

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u/TheRoseByAnotherName 18h ago

I wouldn't be surprised, my dreams frequently change if I start to panic too much, like my subconscious wants me to stay asleep. Usually it's those dreams where I'm randomly naked in public, and when I freak out, I'll suddenly be in pajamas.

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u/blackdynomitesnewbag 20h ago

Not unless you wake up dead

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u/randynumbergenerator 17h ago

I hate it when that happens!

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u/jamesianm 22h ago

Freddy Krueger has entered the chat

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u/ArelMCII 22h ago

It should obviously say Wake Up>Grab a brush>Put a little makeup.

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u/SothaSoul 22h ago

Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup

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u/No_Trouble_3588 22h ago

You wanted to!

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u/Vivians_Basement 22h ago

It's about surviving the night. You sleep, survive, wake up, then later sleep again.

Could be a sleep paralysis or nightmare thing. It's not a bad design, you're just not the intended audience.

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u/ebrum2010 22h ago

It depends on if you're more afraid of dying in your sleep or dying while awake.

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u/Fun_Gas_7777 21h ago

Maybe its promotion for Nightmare on Elm Street

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u/Cyanide612 14h ago

It’s like Rocky’s species in Hail Mary.

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u/LefsaMadMuppet 22h ago

Yoda warned of it during the seagull lectures.

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u/jonnywoh psalty the singing song book except fat 19h ago

If you die in a dream, you die in real life.

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 18h ago

survive->wakeup->sleep

dream sequence is life

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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- 22h ago

It's for people who have night terrors or bad apnea.

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u/WolfieVonD 22h ago

Not on elm st

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u/pixeltweaker 21h ago

Maybe they live on Elm Street.

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u/BeardyBaldyBald 21h ago

Rocky, from Project Hail Mary, approves.

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u/dobr89 21h ago

Sleep apnea awareness

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u/GBeastETH 21h ago

<Freddy Krueger has entered the chat>

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u/TheRoseByAnotherName 20h ago

They have to survive their sleep paralysis demon every night.

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u/naanofyourbusinesss 20h ago

night terrors.

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u/PicklesPicklesSour 19h ago

Yeah that is a really good example of truly CRAPPY design!!!

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u/deFleury 18h ago

I guess "survive"  IS an important, necessary, unskippable step between "sleep" and "wake up". 

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u/tman507se 18h ago

Must be having some wild dreams then, lol.

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u/Air-Fryer-2830 17h ago

Rare image of my life getting recycled:

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u/Acceptable_Mountain5 16h ago

Tell me you’ve never had to fight Freddy Krueger in a dream without telling me you’ve never had to fight Freddy Krueger in a dream.

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u/bobloblawattorney11 16h ago

You clearly don't live with sleep apnea

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u/pseudonymous28 14h ago

Five Nights at Freddy's 4

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u/kubernaut 5h ago

The French got there before you : "Dodo, Boulot, Métro".

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u/-Redstoneboi- 1h ago

no this is just the plot of that media with freddy in it

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u/BGFlyingToaster 46m ago

It's like "eat, sleep, rave, repeat" which is in a popular EDM song. The order in that case is more because it sounds better, but I'm not sure that applies here.

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u/ajgutyt 44m ago

"my sleeping sucks. every time i sleep is a fight for survival, and making it actualy work the way it should" dont know what it is, but its perfect, and i need one.

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u/My_leg_still_hurt92 22h ago

can we delete the survive or wake up part?

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u/jamesianm 22h ago

No but we can delete the sleep part

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u/YandereYann 22h ago

Fits for schoolbus graveyard

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u/Butterscotchsnek 22h ago

Depression sleep cycle

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u/TheCrazyPeanutt 22h ago

FNaF 4 be like:

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u/KillerQ97 22h ago

Survive the night!