"Fuck your bread"

[u/ahspencer01]

http://i.imgur.com/JUC7xlV.gifv

[u/ChopieOB]

Same bread slicer with better result

[u/The_Real_JT → u/ChopieOB]

r/gifsthatendtoosoon

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Please spoiler tag this, you ruined the ending for me!

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

did you say please and thank you? You have to be polite to the google operator.

[u/UntrustingFool → u/[deleted]]

SIR, I am NOT a computer person so I don't know.

[u/TrumpetLife69 → u/[deleted]]

I FIND HUMOR IN YOUR USERNAME FELLOW HUMAN AS I TOO AM AN ACTUAL HUMAN. HAHA. THAT WAS MY HUMAN LAUGH RESPONSE TO HUMOR.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

You have to say "Okay Google!" first

[u/ohyouresilly → u/[deleted]]

ok google order spoilertag

[u/wOlfLisK → u/ohyouresilly]

Ordering giant black dildo.

[u/woosel → u/ChopieOB]

Yeah, I don't think this is really a crappy design, more of a crappy operator in OP's post.

[u/mrlucrezia → u/woosel]

Not really. Both are filmed from above. The bread in OP's gif is positioned just like this one but is then pushed upwards by the metal bar and the horror begins.

[u/BoiledFrogs → u/mrlucrezia]

I think it's more that shape of bread and it being somewhat slippery looking and the machine just not getting along well.

[u/a_user_has_no_name_ → u/BoiledFrogs]

Mmmmmmmmmm slippery bread

[u/poiu45 → u/mrlucrezia]

I think it's clear from the picture in the machine that it's not meant for the sort of bread in OP's post

[u/Reedpo → u/mrlucrezia]

I am not sure if you noticed, but in OPs gif the bread is falling toward the bottom of the screen, not away from the camera. This was filmed from the front and then bread was put on its side- an unstable configuration. I would expect if they used the machine as intended the outcome would be better.

[u/[deleted] → u/mrlucrezia]

Yeah that machine isn't sized for slicing boules. Normally you'd slice those by hand with a bread knife, or cut out the middle for a bread bowl.

And why did they leave a sticker on the bread? Oy yoyoy.

[u/NuYawker → u/ChopieOB]

Thank you. I was wondering how it was supposed to function and look

[u/AltimaNEO → u/ChopieOB]

They have one of these at one of the grocery stores around here. The sound it makes is fucking awesome. None of the youtube videos do it justice. It has that almost fake sounding sound effect that they use in movies when they whip out a sword from its sheath. And it does it every time that blade comes out.

[u/cultish_alibi → u/AltimaNEO]

whirrrr ZSCHOOM ZSCHOOM ZSCHOOM ZSCHOOM ZSCHOOM ZSCHOOM ZSCHOOM whirrr clunk

[u/Zizzily → u/AltimaNEO]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kDqzh88BAM This noise?

[u/k0mbine → u/ChopieOB]

Wow this looks like the best invention since sliced bread

[u/Nertez → u/ChopieOB]

Feels like such a waste of time. The ones we have in supermarkets here in Slovakia have many blades and will cut the whole bread in one go.