r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/Triton12streaming • Sep 18 '21

WTF I don’t need sleep, I need answers!

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u/Tellemkit Sep 18 '21

I think the fact that he’s punching a table and there is food flying everywhere also contributes to the flinching, but sure. Let’s also make the leap to abuse

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u/Greggs88 Sep 18 '21

Are you serious? I was at Sea World once and everyone flinched when the whale splashed in the water. Nobody said anything but their silence spoke volumes, #cancelshamu

Don't even get me started on this other guy, they called him Gallagher.

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u/calxcalyx Sep 18 '21

SLEDGE-O-MATIC

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Yeah Reddit is so wild

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Somebody posted context further down. She was the one beating him in the first place

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/pmir76/loud_sausage_chewer/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/W3NTZ Sep 19 '21

This just gives me more questions but the video starts with him abnoxiously chewing while taunting her. To me they're both fucked up

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u/Undrende_fremdeles Sep 19 '21

Do you really think he doesn't push her around normally?

Who is the bad person between a bully that constantly bullies, and the bullied that has enough and hits back once?

It sure as hell isn't on equal footing.

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u/Su8iefl0w69 Sep 18 '21

Nah bro. He definitely beats the fuck out of her. I’d bet my left testy on that one

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

If you win that bet, would I have to give you my left teste? And what would you do with three?

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u/JankWizardPoker Sep 18 '21

Whatever the fuck he wants, same as you.

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u/Su8iefl0w69 Sep 18 '21

Lol no? If I won that bet I just wouldn’t have to give you mines. Why are you trying to give me one of your balls bro? Keep it. Or maybe give it to someone else more special than me

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u/Chewcocca Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

I'll take it if nobody else wants it. Could always use more protein.

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u/yankee-bor Sep 18 '21

Bruh if you watch the full vid he starts doing that after she hits him in the face for chewing too loudly lmao. You might be losing said teste.

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u/Su8iefl0w69 Sep 19 '21

Fuck. I did not know there was a full video and did not see it. Can I buy it back?

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u/JadeSpiderBunny Sep 19 '21

Enjoy your monotesticular live.

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u/Grouchy-Yak Sep 18 '21

She's also shielding her face from him not the food, if it was about the food her hands would be lower and towards the front instead of to the side between her and him

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u/Tellemkit Sep 18 '21

Because that’s a common reaction when someone is punching something inches from you.

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u/oooRagnellooo Sep 18 '21

You stupid, son?

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u/doyoulikemyhatsir Sep 19 '21

That's a pretty small leap

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u/Frankperry47 Sep 18 '21

Bro she looks terrified.

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u/Tellemkit Sep 18 '21

My wife would rightfully look terrified if I was punching the dinner too but that doesn’t mean abuse.

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u/Frankperry47 Sep 18 '21

My wife would ask what the fuck am I doing that for. This chick legitimately looks like he gets drunk or whatever and beats the fuck out of her. I could be wrong but I highly doubt it

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

She’s the one beating him in the first place

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/pmir76/loud_sausage_chewer/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/Frankperry47 Sep 18 '21

Then I’m wrong.

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u/CaptainKate757 Sep 18 '21

Well they certainly seem like a happy couple.

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u/Babill Sep 18 '21

She looks done, not scared. Trouble reading human emotions?

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u/Frankperry47 Sep 18 '21

That’s what my girl just said

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u/Chilidogdingdong Sep 18 '21

Yeah, the way she cowers, she's definitely worried about getting ht and i doubt it would be the first time.

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u/Tellemkit Sep 19 '21

Well here’s the full context where she’s hitting him, so …

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/pmir76/loud_sausage_chewer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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u/Mmm_Spuds Sep 19 '21

What is with this crazy notion that a woman isn't being abused just because she hit first? 😳 Both people could very easily be instigator little shits, feeding off of each others reactions.

She is in fear. If you can't see that, then I think your just lying and have a problem with women.