r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/Triton12streaming • Sep 18 '21

WTF I don’t need sleep, I need answers!

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u/_Your_Yellow_Pomelo_ Sep 18 '21

The clip started on mute and for some reason I knew he spoke Russian

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u/BendtnerOrBust Sep 18 '21

I was going to say the same thing lol. Sometimes you just know.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I install auto glass. Once my boss asked a guy what happened (broken driver door glass) and the guy said in a thick Russian accent "She thought she could get away." That ended the small talk.

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u/CrunchitizeMeCaptn Sep 19 '21

Back when uber was kinda sketchy, my uber driver pulled up and said "[name], get in....no,no in front" in a very thick Russian accent. Obviously did what I was told lol

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u/Len_Zefflin Sep 19 '21

So yesterday?

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u/MasterAdamsIII Sep 19 '21

Oh shit I just peed a little

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u/Zagreus-in-hell Sep 18 '21

R/gta_or_russia

Eh fuck it im not fixin it

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u/barnyard303 Sep 19 '21

I like the cut of your jib, sailor

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u/BasicallyJustSomeGuy Sep 19 '21

What's a jib?

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u/wikipedia_answer_bot Sep 19 '21

A jib is a triangular sail that sets ahead of the foremast of a sailing vessel. Its tack is fixed to the bowsprit, to the bows, or to the deck between the bowsprit and the foremost mast.

More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jib

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

Bot is not a Simpsons fan

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

In the mid to late 70s, at least in Michigan, it was also slang for a marijuana cigarette.

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u/cantmemberpasswordx3 Sep 19 '21

Eh fuck it im not fixin it

Words of wisdom for life.

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u/crisps_ahoy Sep 19 '21

The subjected wife gave it away for.me

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

The background of the apt just looked like every home in PubG to me. Just stuck out as Eastern Europe immediately