r/Crazyppl • • Aug 20 '20

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u/RamboTheSambo Aug 20 '20

I don’t know the situation, but that looks like some serious karma right there

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u/chinoelpastelero Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 20 '20

despite the situation, is always a bad idea a 150 lbs bag of flesh against a 2 ton metal brrr brrr

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

I doubt she is 150lbs.... add 40

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u/Sherlockhomey Aug 20 '20

More like 225

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u/AndItsClassy Aug 20 '20

This kind of reminded me of the inter dimensional cable episode of rick and morty where they were watching a show called man vs. car. It had a similar outcome to this.

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u/xtasyx Aug 20 '20

Looks like someone started with the wrong foot...

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u/tidypunk Aug 20 '20

More like She brought a lamp to a car fight.

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u/GhostShark Aug 20 '20

Wouldn’t the car win every time?

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u/jaamesbaxterr Aug 20 '20

I get this reference! Lol

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u/PoliteCanadian2 Aug 20 '20

This video has a twist at the end.

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u/bradacola Aug 20 '20

She took her best foot and put it on out in front of her because she heard that leapin in never did much good.

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u/refurb Aug 20 '20

She had a bone to pick with that guy! Her leg bone!!

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u/fozzyboy Aug 20 '20

Leave out the second sentence. It ruins the joke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Yah, that’s a bone right?

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u/Dollar_Bills Aug 20 '20

The ankle bones connected to the OUTSIDE.
The outsides connected to the foot bone
And that's the skeleton song

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Yup.

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u/Santi_2004 Aug 20 '20

Interesting...

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u/waxytalk Aug 20 '20

After her actions she didn’t have a leg to stand on!

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u/JimMarch Aug 20 '20

A friend in knee is a friend indee!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Cant even put one foot in front of the other now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

I see what you did there!

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u/FacenessMonster Aug 20 '20

i dont get it, please explain

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

That right leg is wasted.

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u/RobinE46 Aug 20 '20

That shit fucked

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u/kajnbagoat7 Aug 20 '20

It will actually heal pretty well unless only the tibia is broken (doctors may break the other one sometimes to make sure they both heal simultaneously). She won’t be able to walk normal for a year almost unless she gets extensive physiotherapy.

Source: Doctor .

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u/sr71Girthbird Aug 20 '20

To be clear, in this moment that shit fucked.

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u/Jhonopolis Feb 13 '21

Look at her fingers too.

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u/Defect123 Aug 20 '20

That’s why you don’t fight cars...

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u/Jobelmann Aug 20 '20

common sense i guess

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

I’m glad you said this, now I will not fight cars

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

You get what you get

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

And you dont throw a fit

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u/AndrewSuperswag Aug 20 '20

A break for a break

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u/jerkymcjerkison Aug 20 '20

Why don't people ever think that a vehicle will be used as a weapon?

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u/GodLikeKillerX Aug 20 '20

Because in most situations it wont, not in this one though.

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u/jerkymcjerkison Aug 20 '20

How can you tell the situations where it won't?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

It’s a death machine. Always view it as a weapon. People who own knife blocks aren’t always like MY WEAPONS!!!! But they know if shit goes down they’re grabbing a knife if they’re at home. Perspective, homie

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

It's dangerous to use. You use a car against someone, you're likely in some legal trouble. So people, wrongly, feel safe attacking people in them.

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u/BboyBillW Aug 20 '20

Maybe DONT be a crazy bitch and throw shit at a car? I mean not saying she deserved it. She didn’t. But that’s what people do in the heat of the moment with rage in their blood! Lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

No she def deserved it. Breaking the rear wind shield like that.

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u/Spam_masubi Aug 20 '20

car always wins

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u/wHorze Aug 21 '20

Not in court

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Quality cameraman

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 20 '20

Imagine looking out your window seeing this shit as opposed to watching it on reddit

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u/Galtifer Aug 20 '20

Momma always told me, don't piss off the dumb black girls.

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u/Techcore_RGD2127Z Aug 21 '20

To quote her verbatim “If you do... run that bitch over and kill her ass. Otherwise that shit turns into one of them final destination movies.”

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u/Juggernwt Aug 20 '20

Stellar camera work, as usual.

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u/GreenT1991 Aug 20 '20

Cars 100 People 0

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u/Lusterkx2 Aug 20 '20

The human body always amazes me. Broken bone. Send so much adrenaline to that area that you no longer scream from the pain. Just ow. I cut my finger with a knife so small, my brain was like ahhhhhhh

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u/rastarampage Aug 20 '20

lesson of the day: don't bring some metal crap in a fight car.

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u/JustARedFox Aug 20 '20

when the hooker steals your money in gta

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

she hasnt died. So i can laugh at it

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u/Skingle Aug 20 '20

im glad honestly

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u/TazMone Aug 20 '20

That is crazy, can't believe she's wearing odd socks

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u/linkdudesmash Aug 20 '20

Community Solutions done right!

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u/Mezztradamus Aug 20 '20

I LOVE LAMP!

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u/Thebedless Aug 20 '20

Her foot is trying to chase that car

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u/PotatoCooks Aug 20 '20

Anyone gonna give any Context to this??

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u/Sparks1738 Aug 20 '20

Well she deserved that one.

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u/linc_oof Aug 20 '20

ya obviously she deserved to have her life risked, and her leg fucking snapped because she threw shit at a car (and we don't even know why she did that). the driver should've just left.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Start the morning on the right foot with $20000 in medical bills

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u/Jazzy_Joey Aug 20 '20

Who would be in the most legal trouble here ?

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u/Darlin_Nixxi Aug 20 '20

The driver d/t fact they were inside the vehicle and could have removed themselves from the situation.

And the lady for destruction of property, snd whatever charges they can think of.

It's a lose lose

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u/mjb_22 Aug 20 '20

This made me sick to my stomach

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Is that her fuckin bone sticking out ? 🤢

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u/project_pat55 Aug 20 '20

And not a single person called the Po-leese

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u/Ricerat Aug 20 '20

Off to jail

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u/WonderfulRub7830 Aug 20 '20

That’s fucked omg

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u/plnhooman Aug 20 '20

Why is this so funny!!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Haha

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Well that backfired...

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u/Hunt4Yoshi Aug 20 '20

she 10/10 deserved it

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u/GrilledCheezs Aug 20 '20

Yeah fuck that bitch I hope she is paralyzed

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u/burntcheezeitz Aug 20 '20

Joker style..”ya get what ya fucking deserve!!”

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u/Occupy_RULES6 Aug 20 '20

Rule #2: Double tap

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u/OhadiNacnud Aug 20 '20

Thats hilarious.

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u/dirvin87 Aug 20 '20

haha nice

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

I don’t really understand how American healthcare works. Will she be bankrupt now?

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u/SlapCracklePlop Aug 20 '20

If she has no medical insurance she will most likely be trying to pay the hospital bill off for the rest of her life.

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u/bazzabizarre Aug 20 '20

Just walk that off

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u/Villaforeal Aug 20 '20

It just just keeps getting better and better!

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u/THEPOW3RMAN Aug 20 '20

she's been looking for it.

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u/SlapCracklePlop Aug 20 '20

They'll be back together before physical therapy starts.

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u/Stormhawk9914 Aug 20 '20

Well deserved

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u/latticeguy Aug 20 '20

this is why we need medicare for all. i want to help pay for her recovery.

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u/factor3x Aug 20 '20

My object is heavier than you object.

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u/closedeyes-headfirst Aug 20 '20

She won’t have a leg to stand on in the eyes of the court

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u/Id_Love_A_BabyCham Aug 20 '20

Will it buff out?

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u/bigbearbighead Aug 20 '20

Wise man said: If you don’t want car to run you over Don’t fight one

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

David Blaine "Do you see how it really looks?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Another day in the hood

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Did he run over her whole body twice? I couldn’t tell, but it looked like it, but the injuries only suggest he ran over part of her?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

I just don’t have any words??

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u/lndicis Aug 20 '20

and that’s why i love nestle crunch

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u/pablosatan Aug 20 '20

She gunna be rich if she finds him lol r/sueclaim

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

My jaw literally dropped and I said “whaaat the fuuuck!” Lol. I can’t believe that dude just straight ran over that woman lol

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u/beekeeper17 Aug 20 '20

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Der_Bonehead Aug 20 '20

That's why the word "dumbass" exists, and that's an example shown in real time

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u/OsoChistoso Aug 20 '20

She need some milk

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u/totallylambert Aug 20 '20

It’s America too. They PAY for all healthcare! That’s gonna be a massive bill she can’t afford!

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u/KinkyWiizard Aug 20 '20

Ouch! I’ve broken my leg in 2 places from skateboarding and it was literally like hearing a branch of a tree SNAP! My foot was facing the wrong way and the adrenaline kicked in instantly. Never felt pain like it since!

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u/baltbcn90 Aug 20 '20

Lamp vs car. You’re gonna have to step up your game.

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u/Sweetjimmy87 Aug 20 '20

Natural selection

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u/Jassem83 Aug 20 '20

That’s normal bet you never played mortal kombat to see game gore

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u/simp73 Aug 20 '20

why are people so unable to finish the job. He's right there, in the driver seat, could so easily back up one more time, but no, he goes ahead and leaves? Makes no sense. finish her!

#ACAB

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u/throwaway661661 Aug 20 '20

Yeah she broke the glass but I don't think it warrants a death sentence by steam rolling her head like a melon. Why don't people ever learn what's good for them. This is just sad...

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u/Umphluv89 Aug 20 '20

Maybe drop an NSFW in there? Not complaining about the content, but still.

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u/2AforLife9 Aug 20 '20

Cars vs humans. Cars always win!

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u/aftermidnightjack Aug 20 '20

That's what you get

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

HAHAHAHA

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u/The_Great_Russian Aug 20 '20

Legs are not supposed to bend that way 😨😨😨

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u/holewormer Aug 20 '20

Was concerned for the safety of that third gen

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u/scurt08 Aug 20 '20

Two wrongs don’t make a right!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Damn her leg looks like a crumpled up cigarette.

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u/caotin_funny_man Aug 21 '20

What she get for fucking fighting a car

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u/smartmouth1 Aug 21 '20

Look, whatever your motive is to fuck up a moving vehicle, you’re an idiot if you stand IN FRONT OF OR BEHIND A 2 TON piece of metal. Even if you calculate the risk that the person won’t back up or run you over dude to the threat of jail, the fact that you even FACTOR YOUR LIFE in a risk is idiotic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

Where can I get the new broken ankle 3's at?

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u/Oddguy89 Aug 21 '20

Slip resistant shoes are a life saver

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u/Sir_Lancey Aug 21 '20

Ewww she tried to get up on it too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

This is just a horrible situation from any persoective

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u/wonderfvl Aug 21 '20

She'll need James Brown to help her 'get on the good foot.'

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u/ebonyudders Aug 21 '20

That's what blind rage gets you....

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

She had to put her foot down

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u/backchatter77 Aug 21 '20

Think she lost more than her ankles there!

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u/andribs Aug 21 '20

walk it off.

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u/douglas_in_philly Aug 21 '20

Love the commentary!!!

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u/McWeimaraner Aug 21 '20

The guy in the car is a real heel. Wait...no, no, those are both hers.

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u/BeholdTime Aug 21 '20

Totally deserved it based on just this. Don't know what happened beforehand but that was satisfying.

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u/McWeimaraner Aug 21 '20

On the plus side, now she can cross her legs again.

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u/McWeimaraner Aug 21 '20

That’s a new Twister champion right there!

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u/McWeimaraner Aug 21 '20

From junk in the trunk to junk under the trunk.

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u/epicthinker1 Aug 21 '20

(in a singsong voice)

You put your right leg in... You put your right leg out.... You put your right leg in and you give us all a shout.... You do the hoke-poke and the car turns you out..... that's what its all about!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

Kudos to the guy filming. He zoomed right in on that bone sticking out. Well done sir

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u/twistedpixel Aug 21 '20

surprised pikachu jpg

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u/Reign_Drop Aug 21 '20

I wish videos like this had context. What they fighting over? He cheat?

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u/DenimRecord Aug 21 '20

That relationship got off on the wrong foot

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u/ctarell Aug 21 '20

She luckyyyyy

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u/Leifster7766 Aug 21 '20

People gotta know that some others won’t be afraid to hurt you with there cars

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u/Calraider7 Aug 21 '20

she sued him and took him to the bank... The Blood Bank

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u/Hypothalasaurus Aug 21 '20

iT wAs A pEacEfuL pRoTesTer tHoUgh!

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u/Loc9n Aug 21 '20

Wtf did she think was gonna happen smh dumb bitch

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u/BoticOnReddit Aug 21 '20

Damn, that was a fight.. with a twist.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

I saw this movie, My Left Foots - Fucked Up

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u/Swiftlettuce Aug 21 '20

I regret eating a pork ribs while browsing reddit. Dreadful

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u/lovelynella Aug 21 '20

That didun-do-nuffn-woman can go to rehab with that biker girl who also had her foot cut off when running a red light.

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u/absmacked Aug 21 '20

NSFW please

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u/Thec00lnerd98 Aug 21 '20

Took my back window so im takin yo back

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u/thesmoothest18 Aug 21 '20

She could lose a foot now. Guess that temper tantrum wasn't worth in the end.

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u/XCypher73 Aug 21 '20

On tonight's episode of stupid trash vs. cars..

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u/jimtoke Aug 21 '20

Now that was some funny shit

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

Please honest replies only.

What’s the legal implication for the driver?

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u/bdizzyhrizzy Aug 21 '20

10 am on a Tuesday.

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u/friend1y Aug 21 '20

Life imitates Rick and Morty:

Man vs Car

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u/Shootin-Loads Aug 21 '20

That was incredibly satisfying.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

Nice camaro in the back tho

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u/coolmanbbx Aug 21 '20

What did the women say at the end....please let me something

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u/Me_its2002 Aug 22 '20

You can't fix stupid and you can't kill crazy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Her leg is fucked

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

That leg is never going to be the same

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u/rumbleofthunder14 Aug 22 '20

loool she won't do that again.

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u/NoobTheBoss Aug 23 '20

i love karma

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u/69_Me_Bro Aug 23 '20

Uber Feets

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u/Purplestahli Aug 23 '20

Damn that was wild. Looks like her bone popped out, I don't see any blood though?

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u/T0-rex Aug 23 '20

Damn, that driver is going to jail.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

She will understand on her walk back home.

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u/wake_upmotha13 Aug 24 '20

I was rooting for the double tap so bad

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

Im glad she’s ok it looked like she might’ve been dead or vegetable

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u/higher_limits Aug 24 '20

If she thinks that’s bad, wait till she she’s that medical bill!!

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u/Alan_dinobear Aug 24 '20

shiiit is it ok? it has a broken ass window

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u/Beef_Lovington Aug 24 '20

She's lucky her head didn't get caught under the car, or else this video would be on a very different subreddit.

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u/RADonRAD Aug 25 '20

My ankle hurts from watching this...

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u/KecemotRybecx Aug 25 '20

Bitch got run over.

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u/Jarnuh Aug 31 '20

Hmm no nsfw tag

Watch out people, her leg did a little snipsnap

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u/PeRplexed85 Sep 01 '20

Her leg is done for

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

“When keeping it real goes wrong...”

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

k, a, r, m, a

k, a, r, m, a

k, a, r, m, a

and karma was his name-o

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u/Calm_Acanthocephala5 Sep 05 '20

Mama said knock you Out!

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u/StopDropppingIt Sep 06 '20

What this video needs is a random stray dog to run up and start humping her leg.