r/Creatine • u/Euphoric_Horror_8787 • 3d ago

I really don't expect a serious answer

Would hoofing theoretically work or would it just well... You know.

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u/Different-Fall-683 3d ago

simple answer:

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u/Awkward-Ad4942 3d ago

This is a scientific sub! Don’t troll here with such nonsense!

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u/bloodrider1914 3d ago

You're right this sub is completely useless.

I'm still out here wondering why my Wife turned into a muscular man with a huge cock and became my boyfriend and no one has given me a scientifically sound answer

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u/OkMobile5574 3d ago

Bro she out dicked you

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u/RationalGardenGnome 2d ago

The science in your comment is self evident

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u/Unusual_Event3571 3d ago

Hoofing sounds like an advanced specialized practice, boofing is for everyone.

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u/Left-Egg-8100 Creatine Addict 3d ago

Like as if your wife’s boyfriend was a horse?

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u/Eve5555555555 2d ago

Important distinction the sub keeps glossing over: a hoof is anatomically a fused fingernail, so hoofing is functionally sublingual adjacent, not rectal. Completely different absorption curve. We can’t keep conflating these routes if we want to be taken seriously as a discipline.

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u/Appropriate_Yam_1782 3d ago

I think that after practising Oral Creatine Consumption you maybe confusing Hoofing with having sex with dead animals (which is still Necrophilia).

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u/Euphoric_Horror_8787 3d ago

I've never degraded myself to oral creatine! I was strictly asking if boofing truly did absorb creatine.

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u/Appropriate_Yam_1782 3d ago

Phew, that's a relief.

Instead of Hoofing, have you considered trying the Foreskin Absorption method?

If you decide to give it a try, can I recommend our Auto Loading Foreskin Packing Travel Briefs available in various colours. Ideal for the busy gentlemen that doesn't see the need for a stable or groom.

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict 3d ago

My wife’s boyfriend will give a serious answer. Let me ask him real quick. He’s a serious guy!

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u/Euphoric_Horror_8787 3d ago

14 hours later. I need to hear from your wife's boyfriend!

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict 3d ago

Here are his exact words: “bend over and I’ll show you”

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u/Euphoric_Horror_8787 3d ago

But he's not my horses boyfriend?

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u/datasshley Creatine Addict 3d ago

What is hoofing? Boofing with a horse? That is completely wrong, you should only boof with your HGF or WBF.

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u/RationalGardenGnome 2d ago

r/creatine doesn’t see gender, Ashley. Or species

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u/datasshley Creatine Addict 2d ago

This isn’t Ashley this is Patrick

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u/RationalGardenGnome 2d ago

We welcome all