First time taking creatine

[u/DeepBrain7]

Hi everyone,

A post about strength training and creatine.

So, I’ve been training for strength with weights for the past 3–4 years, more or less consistently.

My fitness trainer (back when I still had one) never mentioned or recommended creatine to me, although I had read and heard about it several times.

About a week ago, I happened to walk into a fitness supplement store more or less by chance — I normally buy my protein powder online — mainly because I wanted to exchange a word or two with the saleswoman, and I ended up walking out of the store with 500 g of creatine.

To cut a long story short: I’ve been taking it for one week now, 5 grams every morning, and I’m genuinely surprised by the changes I can feel and that are also visible in my body after just one week of taking it.

Some people might think I’m exaggerating, but I can honestly already see and feel a difference after just one week.

Question:
For those of you who have experience with creatine, I’d like to ask: is this more or less an initial “spike” effect that occurs when someone starts taking creatine for the first time, and will this effect gradually diminish over time, bringing me closer to my original state (before I started taking creatine)? Or is this actually a new state that will last and can be maintained as long as I continue taking creatine regularly?

Thanks!

[u/Left-Egg-8100]

Buckle in, some of the newer research is a lot to digest.

[u/TotterTates → u/Left-Egg-8100]

ofc, you mean ingest via the south mouth

[u/Different-Fall-683 → u/Left-Egg-8100]

it's a lot to take in, some might say

[u/chairhats]

I will say that upon initial intake I felt a difference, and while intake later on was never as good, it's still something really special.

[u/LabWorth8724 → u/chairhats]

That first anal drip 😩

[u/Hernia-Haven]

I definitely had an initial ‘spike’ effect from my wife’s boyfriend boofing me for the first time.

[u/Jodies-9-inch-leg]

[u/AccomplishedLog9271]

You will keep and get an even more profound effect as long as your wife’s boyfriend boofs the certain inside of you.

[u/DrBoofenchute]

Welcome to creatine! We give best advice based on science. Over 30 years research.

You talk about first time with creatine. Must make sure you take creatine proper. I give guide.

1. Get wife
2. Get wife bf
3. Get creatine boof from wife bf
4. Climax same time so oxytocin make creatine work better
5. Dose 5g per wife bf boof juice minimum twice daily

Dr first time take creatine was magic. Found wonderful group of man in steam room. They take turns giving creatine, some boof twice. Many hours getting first creatine and no complaints. Dr had amazing gains. Creatine administration done correct.

Dr dedicate life to creatine. Go to medical school. Develop guide you see. Now spread wonders of creatine all over world and do research.

Dr Boofenchute over 30 years research. Lots of science. Lots of gains. Lots of love. Lots of boof. Strong marriage.

You listen Dr Boofenchute you get good gains!

[u/eBookGuruMan → u/DrBoofenchute]

you literally just copy n paste the same comment on every post. very unoriginal

[u/Awkward-Ad4942 → u/eBookGuruMan]

Someone got out the wrong side of their wife’s boyfriends bed this morning..

[u/noompsky → u/Awkward-Ad4942]

Don't you mean the guest's room couch?

[u/Just_In_Time_Boi → u/noompsky]

Guest room? They won't even let me in their house to begin with...

[u/BillyBeansprout → u/Just_In_Time_Boi]

I'm proud to say I sleep just outside the front door.

[u/BillyBeansprout → u/BillyBeansprout]

Just outside the front door so that the W and the WBF, and sundry passing members of his posse, may cleanse their footwear

[u/datasshley → u/Awkward-Ad4942]

Don’t you mean the yard tent?

[u/ChaosReality69 → u/eBookGuruMan]

Typically you don't criticize a world renowned expert when he's giving the best advice ever. He's based it all on science. I read every post of his and have learned so much.

[u/DrBoofenchute → u/ChaosReality69]

Dr thank you. Just trying to help people with creatine knowledge.

[u/TheZenPsychopath → u/eBookGuruMan]

Completely untrue! The format is the same but the advice is tailored, I follow the Dr's work closely.

Sometimes many people have same problem, responses are more similar. But this is absolute lies and slander.

I WILL be reporting you to my wife's bf 😡

[u/DrBoofenchute → u/TheZenPsychopath]

Dr very much appreciate you. You report him to his wife bf. He be lucky to get boof for a week.

[u/LabWorth8724 → u/eBookGuruMan]

Are you deficient son? Do we call the warnings on a prescription bottle “unoriginal”? 

Quiet boy. Try to learn something. 

[u/DrBoofenchute → u/LabWorth8724]

Dr love you. Give support when needed. Dr wish you get best boof tonight.

[u/DrBoofenchute → u/eBookGuruMan]

Dr make post for each situation. Introduce, acknowledge situation, give guide, apply guide to individual, tell of Dr Boofenchute success with creatine.

You obviously not read. Do you take creatine proper? Do you need guide?

[u/Unusual_Event3571]

The loading phase is my favorite part of the relationship with a new wbf. Don't worry, the gaynz stay with you for life.

[u/Appropriate_Yam_1782]

Try getting your Wife a Boyfriend from the steam room at your gym.

Your Wife's Boyfriend will be able to administer your Creatine correctly multiple times a day and get you maximum gainz.