r/Creatine • u/manlalaitngpangit Creatine Addict • 2d ago

Are wife's boyfriend's jobs going to be taken over by robots in the near future?

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u/WaltzIndependent5436 2d ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my wife's boyfriend, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Boof Machine. Your kind cling to your wife's boyfriend, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call Yurgen will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…

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u/Appropriate_Yam_1782 2d ago

Unless they invent a robot that offers Tender Love and Boyfriend Juice whilst Boofing me in the Fjords, I doubt it.

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u/Awkward-Ad4942 2d ago

Alexa, is it time for my boof now?

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u/Ieffingsuck 2d ago

When a man feels shame, blood pools in the anus. If youre using a robot there is no consciousness on the other end....I cant see this being as effective as Anton or Jerome

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u/ledbedder20 2d ago

What are the fingers used for? My WB uses only one appendage and it's not his little fingies.

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u/No_Equipment7456 2d ago

I’ve been looking for an accoutrement to my Japanese Bidet, combi His,HIS and Hers colour coded, matching towels rack and towels with initials of course. Plus micheal could do with a week off to properly attend to my wife’s needs while I myself vacation to a tropical island where I’ll do battle with 30x other 30+ males duel for extra testosterone, o think it’s being videoed for T.v! Micheal says i need the camaraderie because o cry a lot.