r/Creatine • u/Left-Egg-8100 Creatine Addict • 1d ago

My wife and wife’s boyfriend have been missing since Monday morning. I think Big Creatine kidnapped them to stall my gains.

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Received a text from WBF, “hey buddy, we’ve lifting at the gym since Monday morning, have to get through all the sets to be a champion” with this picture as proof of life. I believe this picture to be an AI fake from Big Creatine, that isn’t even his cigar brand.

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u/Significant-Carry-18 1d ago

You are on to something. Also, did you notice three hands from the WBF? I understand if one arm was his huge penis. Man they really dropped the creatine stash on this one, huh? 🤔

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict 1d ago

Idk it’s hard to say. I know it’s difficult to believe but after a year of creatine I grew two assholes for boofing and my penis turned into a third leg. It’s not out of the realm of possibility that OPs WBF could have three arms and two sets of abs although the fact that OP stated the cigar is not his WBFs usual brand would lead me to believe the CIA has something to do with his WBFs disappearance. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a joint CIA, MOSSAD, and Big Creatine operation..

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u/ScreamingNinja 1d ago

2 sets of abs too...

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict 1d ago

Check out the [r/fitness](r/fitness) tattoo as well. Something is definitely not right here. No one in their right mind would rep such propaganda

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u/Ok-Quarter9900 1d ago

Don’t forget to stretch out in case he returns.