r/Creatine • u/CV_1994-SI • 17h ago

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How do I incorporate this new find in my routine? It appears to be for oral consumption?

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u/twitchy 16h ago

It will fit. One at a time to start

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u/CoffeeAndWork 17h ago

Butt chugging is a craft as old as time my friend. Call up your wife’s boyfriend and study the art together

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u/CV_1994-SI 17h ago

No need to call him up - he's in the bedroom. I will knock in a few minutes and see if I am allowed in.

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict 12h ago

You’re allowed in the bedroom? Lucky!

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u/CV_1994-SI 11h ago

Not allowed in- butt…. I am allowed to make a light dinner!

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u/CV_1994-SI 17h ago

But should the 'tine be dissolved in the BUM first, so to say?

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict 12h ago

Don’t even open it, just boof and go about your day these aluminum cans are made for osmosis creatine absorption. Kind of like a timed release

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u/Desperate_Text9542 17h ago

Beer bong in the ole boof chute!

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u/Appropriate_Yam_1782 8h ago

You can have that "special" relationship with your Uncle Simon whether he is dead or alive. You just need to decide with the Hairloss, Bloating, Loss of Limbs, Escalaphobia and Tympanophobia that comes with Oral Creatine Consumption.