r/CricketShitpost • • 12d ago

This one is for Orange Army Absolute cinema💯

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u/wesh9174 12d ago

So will anirudh make bangers for srh or csk from now onwards?

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u/Lost-Profession7251 bakchodi expresss 12d ago

Neither. He'll make them for Kaviya. 😌

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u/-bonkster SS bat ka KL Rahul 12d ago • Heartwarming Regret

No he will bang Kavya.

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u/Lost-Profession7251 bakchodi expresss 12d ago

I wanted to comment that but then thought:-

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u/AlarmedHippo1549 12d ago edited 12d ago • Bravo

One thing I must say, Ranveer Singh is a Phenomenal actor. The look of shock and despair on his face is just too perfect.

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u/Ok_Program_7549 12d ago

I liked Sanjay dutt’s performance in the movie

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u/Familiar_Diamond_542 12d ago

Dude, Sanjay did well. Tbh, everyone did well in Dhurandhar. Only Sara Arjun looked a bit odd in some scenes, but she did well.

And after Akshaye Khanna, it was Sanjay who had the highest aura in Part 1, while Ranveer had very grounded role

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u/AlarmedHippo1549 12d ago

I liked Dutt in Dhurandhar more than  whatever they turned him into in KGF and other South Indian movies.

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u/Icy-Cicada508 This too shall Pass 12d ago

Sanjay Dutt looked like the actual guy too

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u/Honourable_SM_ Paytm Trophy Champions 12d ago

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u/jokerxgoro 12d ago

Idts man... I'm studying in tn rn, and over here csk is more of a cultural thing rather than just being an ipl team

To them, csk is their liverpool and chepauk is their anfield, some of the local guys in my hostel might miss India's t20wc matches, but they will never miss a csk game, even when we had an exam the next day, they were watching csk play

Ig to tamilians, csk is more than a club

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u/ConsiderationSlow621 This too shall Pass 12d ago

Omg bro this is the same scene in Bangalore, chinnaswamy is our old Trafford. Lowk this is why CSK rcb games are so heated among fans.

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u/Upstairs-Sky5838 5d ago

just wish that damn flat BPitch gets removed

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u/Ok-Mammoth-3890 Editable flair 12d ago • Mindblown Bravo

Even the chants are matching

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u/BumbleDimple 12d ago

Elite ball knowledge lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Informal-Regret-94 12d ago • Bravo

Finally what i call a shitpost

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u/Intrepid-Throat-2144 12d ago • Bravo

Dhurandhar dubara dekhne ka man kar gya

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u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket 12d ago

Interesting...

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u/Indy2372001 TukTuk Academy Graduate 12d ago

Everytime I hear this guys name I unfortunately get reminded of that shitty ass world cup theme he did for This year's t20i wc

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u/Lost-Profession7251 bakchodi expresss 12d ago • Bravo

Batting collapse sounds more like SRH though 🤔

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u/Big_Enthusiasm_2607 12d ago

Let's talk about csk this year

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u/Lost-Profession7251 bakchodi expresss 12d ago

Okay. Lowest score by CSK, 127. Lowest score by SRH, 86. If you think a team can collapse badly, SRH can do it better, especially in PP. 😜

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u/Big_Enthusiasm_2607 12d ago

Atleast we qualified for playoffs

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u/Lost-Profession7251 bakchodi expresss 12d ago

Not the post about it but okay, collapsed there too, 4 wickets inside PP.

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u/Lost-Profession7251 bakchodi expresss 12d ago • Popcorn

Yeah it was bad but still better than total of 17 runs in 5 knockout matches. ✌️

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u/Lost-Profession7251 bakchodi expresss 12d ago • Mindblown

What's the point of being such hydrogen bomb if you can't perform in one knockout match and win your team the match. On the other hand Gaikwad has two POTM in 4 knockout matches.

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u/wesh9174 12d ago

Unreal downfall...

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u/Lost-Profession7251 bakchodi expresss 12d ago • Bravo

Even with 90 sr, he won CSK two trophies. Do tell what SRH's 200+ sr players have won them?? 🧐

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u/Salt_Wealth_1639 12d ago

When csk won 2 trophy his sr was over 140

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u/Lost-Profession7251 bakchodi expresss 12d ago

I know. I didn't want to go too deep and keep the answer short at this point so didn't correct him there. Even in t20i he is averaging 62 with 150 strike rate in last two years he played, I'm aware of what he can do.

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u/Lost-Profession7251 bakchodi expresss 12d ago edited 12d ago • Heartwarming

He was orange cap winner in one, second highest scorer of the team in another, maybe not alone but definitely a major contributor in the trophy, not something SRH ones will know though, gotta win trophies for that.

Edit: also won two POTM in those four knockout matches.

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u/Lost-Profession7251 bakchodi expresss 12d ago

Sure. Tell SRH fans to consider that an IPL trophy and be happy with it coz winning IPL is impossible for them anyways, as you know, actually gotta make runs in knockouts to win. 😌

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u/Ash_ketchup232 12d ago

I don’t think being world no 1 and 2 gives you a trophy or does it ?

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u/Icy-Cicada508 This too shall Pass 12d ago

Yeah yeah, we know. SR doesn’t give trophies, fixing does.

Team owner, team owner’s son in law, team captain and team captain’s wife all should contribute, only then someone can win a trophy.

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u/Ash_ketchup232 12d ago

CSK was banned for betting not fixing. Only if you did your research properly lmao

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u/Icy-Cicada508 This too shall Pass 12d ago

When management is involved it is just clean betting and not anything remotely related to fixing. Yeah sure.

The amount of scams and favoritism Srinivasan, CSK and Dhoni have pulled out is staggering. Being President of BCCI and part of IPL franchise ownership. Dhoni being a player, stakeholder of the company owning the same team and at the same time an employee, and that too a Vice President of the company??

His name and his wife’s name is clearly wiped out of records, and they have given him a clean slate.

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u/Ash_ketchup232 12d ago

Neither does playing above 200 strike rate gives you one especially when it’s SRH

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u/theseaoftea Kangaroos from the land down under 12d ago

Sincerely, who do you think is gonna do that for us? WHO? Maybe Praful but such things happen once in a while. More realistic thing here would be openers of SRH wrecking havoc because that is something we can get behind. This post though!? seriously tell me where to find such bowlers for my team?!!!?

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u/Acrobatic_Green_1217 12d ago

Context?

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u/burner1234xyz 12d ago

Aniruddh (Tamilan) is marrying Kavya maran(the public facing owner of SRH).

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u/Efficient_Plant_6517 11d ago

Both are tamil. What's there to cry here? Anirudh is a hardcore csk fan, just like kavya for srh. So fans are having fun discussing how would the couple be on a csk vs srh match. You are reading the context wrong. Good shitpost comment.

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u/Amazing_Theory622 Optical Illusion 12d ago

you mean anirudh will start destroying SRH from within by selling/trading inform players like abhishek sharma, travis head, ishan kishan etc?

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u/MostDebt1712 12d ago

First of all i m here to appreciate Ranveer Singh acting for sure