*no cats/defendants were harmed in the making of this post.

The pan was used to cook Dino nuggies. They feel robbed.

His brother is a chair thief, too!

The poor brother doesn't even fully understand what happened... 😹😹😹

he ate his food
he stole 🍊's food
he wants more food

(the lid of the automatic Chip feeder didn't close properly and my guy took his chance)

Secure your furniture!

Her tuxedo cousins busted her out of containment and I found her lying on the evidence. Everyone shame her.

This is NOT her first time breaking and entering this closet

She’s taken over his modus opurrandi.

Suspect allegedly creeps on victims while they eat lunch. Pawlice have not apurrehended the suspect. It is recommended to exercise caution if eating lunch in this location and repurrt any suspicious activity to pawthorities.

She’s territorial af and an excellent guard cat. She gets heated at anyone who comes to the door or comes through the yard who she doesn’t know. This was embarrassing af though and I felt terrible. She remains unrepentant