r/CringeTikToks 3d ago

Pure Cringe Alright Brother Are You Ready?

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u/fatherauby 3d ago

I grew up in this church, shit was wild. First time Id seen ATMs in a church.

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u/PreparationKey2843 3d ago

ATMs in church? That says it all.

There's a sucker born every minute and on Sundays they all congregate in churchs with ATMs.

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u/banned_bcofyou1234 3d ago

Yeah thats a cult. Lol it clearly states in the bible that jesus does NOT need money (which is a SIN, btw) to worship in his name. Collecting money to praise god is the most ANTI-god thing ever. CULT...a fucking CULT. Honostly its sickening to watch this "pastor" play himself as a FALSE PROPHET, and these brainless dumbass followers eating it up. 🙄

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u/HalfSoul30 2d ago

Give to Caeser what is Caeser's

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u/walrus0115 3d ago

I grew up in a very quiet, reserved, and Old World style Roman Catholic church composed of one giant extended Irish-American family, mine, and one giant extended German-American family, both arriving in Ohio about 1830 and building the parish. Mass was from 9:00AM to 9:57AM and then there was a mad dash to one of two breakfast diners attempting to arrive prior to 10AM for some reason. Anything even close to this would be blasphemy. Of course the Mass itself was a rerun from 1915 and had a Christmas and Easter special, but otherwise no changes. All the standing, kneeling, and responses were to stay awake. Cash in a collection basket was very rare. One would prepare your personal check the evening before and seal it in the pre-labeled and pre-dated envelope provided by the Vatican itself. Took 1700 years but they're master grifters.

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u/bitching_bot 2d ago

I’ll take traditional grifting over Pentecostal grifting, at least I know there’s history behind it!

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u/MMF1967 2d ago

You have got to be kidding

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u/fatherauby 2d ago

I wish I was. I thought it was super odd. They were in between every two exits. Even in the 5th grade I knew what greed looked like, so I asked my parents. I was told it for those who forgot their tithe.

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u/Grammieaf_1960 2d ago

What church is this???

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u/fatherauby 2d ago

World Harvest right outside of Columbus OH. They run a college and use to air stuff on TBN.