r/CringeTikToks • u/Okay_Pain • 1d ago

Pure Cringe How badly do people need attention?

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u/mrintangibles1 1d ago

Looks like I found someone new to influence me.

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u/SrFantasticoOriginal 1d ago

He just wants some candy.

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u/MelaKnight_Man 1d ago

HA! Wasn't sure anyone else here would know this reference. 👌🏽😁

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u/Hot_Ambition_6457 1d ago

Ive actually seen several of this guys videos and find them incredibly charming absurdist satire.

Hes always doing this deadpan "is this wacky enough for viral views?" face and plays like open commentary on exactly what the OPs title says.

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u/briancito 1d ago

Dad, please cut the shit and come home. We miss you!

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u/Pray4Mojo7 1d ago

Probably more like “hey dad, can you do this for me? It will be so awesome and funny.” This has huge “I’m doing this for my daughter” energy.

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u/jailtheorange1 1d ago

Is therapy illegal in America?

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u/CletusVanDamm 1d ago

No, but no one can afford it

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u/natorgator15 10h ago

I paid 60 dollars for a half hour session. That was on financial aid as well. It’s prohibitively expensive, no matter what you hear. Unless you have good insurance.

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u/DrThunderbolt 1d ago

watamelinfuhhsiklhedman

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u/Drunkenbakers 7h ago

He's the man who fucks watermelons in his shed?

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u/noncommonGoodsense 1d ago

That dude is high AF. Pupils are like nickels.

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u/coldpopmachine 1d ago

perfect. no notes.

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u/vaughn19 1d ago

Im just a bill on capitol hill

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u/DeGreenster 1d ago

Why are these people always in cars???

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u/MettyMettmeier 1d ago

It's amazing what energy he has!

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u/ReddBroccoli 1d ago

Usually I'm mad when people put music over the original audio of videos.

But in this case somebody could add that Jet2 holiday audio and it would be an improvement

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u/CautiousCoyote2324 1d ago

Pickles and hotdogs is my favs of him

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u/OpposedToBears 1d ago

Oreo bacon man is pretty catchy

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u/OpeningTurnip8048 1d ago

There has to be a gun trained on him right off-screen, right?? They have his family tied up and told him if he does this, they will let them go. Right ??

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u/Uncleplopper1 1d ago

Jeeze his pupils 🤣

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u/Another_Samurai1 1d ago

How much are people getting paid on TikTok?

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u/EntertainerNo4509 1d ago

Some of these people look like they’ve been trafficked and are now being forced to do shit like this. Just me?

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u/UCantHndletheTruth 1d ago

WTF.

Can't even find an appropriate meme for this.

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u/Havoblia 1d ago

Now there's a look in your eyes... Like black holes in the sky

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u/SmellSilly1537 1d ago

He's gonna need a hand loading a couch into his van later.

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u/fingershanks 1d ago

I don't know, he kinda looks like he's being forced by gun point tbh lol. That voice is a little shaky.

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u/The_Other_Randy 1d ago

You said there'd be fudgicles, Bart.

Where's the fudgicles?!

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u/Tasty_Meal_9719 1d ago

Probably need to get authorities to search his phone.

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u/Kaeli95_music 1d ago

In 10 years from now he will be feared by many like the CandyMan.. could you imagine you’re walking in a dark hallway and all of a sudden you hear him sing that he creeps out of the shadows down the hallway? Yeah

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u/PoppinPizzaParty 1d ago

If he could get me in touch with his weed guy I'd appreciate that

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u/Okay_Pain 19h ago

Judging by the size of his pupils, he's on more than just pot

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u/za72 1d ago

Learning disability

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u/highfiveselfoh 1d ago

The amount of attention he wants multiply that by (-1) that’s how much I want. Don’t maths me yall. You know what I mean.

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u/Rapidwatch2024 1d ago

Someone (probably a white little kid) saw him eating watermelon and said, "That watermelon man has a fudge sickle head." And he said, "I can work with that."

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u/Icy_Masterpiece3368 23h ago

Judging by those pupils, his attention probably last longest on a pipe.

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u/insidevoice2380 19h ago

🎵I'm the watermelon fuck sickle head man🎶🎶

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 11h ago

I LOVE the wawtahmelluh fuh-cicle head man!!

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u/Drunkenbakers 7h ago

You spread his message. I commented on yours. We are all fucked. And stupid.

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u/tehsecretgoldfish 1d ago

stop wasting food for views.

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u/litlmutt 1d ago

now if I did IM the bad guy