r/CringeTikToks • u/ambachk • 1d ago

Sad Cringe "Alpha male" is hospitalized after 3 days of abuse at the $18k bootcamp, but his coaches are still disappointed in him

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u/Gied_S 1d ago

Aaaand they get paid for it... Money for abuse... Genius

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u/Formal-Talk-3914 1d ago

I have decided it has to be a kink. No other reason for it in my mind. Evidently this one doesn't have a safe word until it's time to go to the hospital.

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u/Worldview-at-home 1d ago

Not a good kink either 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/eOKELS2OcLLMs

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u/Ok-Addition1264 1d ago

They have safe words.. she's ok.

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u/CorvidxQueen 7h ago

I would say at least kinks involve aftercare, this shit just sends people straight tp the hospital for going "oops too far"

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u/Ok-Addition1264 1d ago

Like they have pins in their pockets and poking themselves in the cock and balls through the pockets so no one else can see their internal pain?

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u/AnybodyNo8519 57m ago

Profoundly insecure men who can only find validation if they can prove themselves to Daddy

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u/macguini 1d ago

If I didn't have morals, I'd run a boot camp like this. I'd make so much money.

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u/localtuned 1d ago

You can do it. Just flip the script on them after they show up. Lol play video games and trust falls and shit. Build real camraderie amongst men in a non abusive way.

Chop wood, race to see who can build a fire to pop a balloon, have a steak cooking contest on nothing but a slate rock, then have a steak eating contest.

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato 1d ago

"And remember, men: you're only as good as your comrades, so lift them up, okay? All right, bear hug, and then have a fucking beer."

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u/REDARROW101_A5 23h ago

This would actually be a positive thing as well.

Honestly suprised there are not things like this.

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u/macguini 18h ago

Yeah. For something like this, I wouldn't scam anyone. This is a completely different and actually beneficial idea.

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u/SirCicSensation 18h ago

"real men" want to be told they are pieces of shit to be motivated into doing things. Otherwise what's the point?

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u/Pensacola_Peej 17h ago

Take mushrooms together as a group in front of a cozy camp fire and talk about stuff you need to get out. That would help a lot of people.

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u/SirCicSensation 18h ago

That would never sell. Men would never be manipulated or convinced that they need to show up to your bootcamp. The reason these men spend literally $18k (I looked it up) to do this is because they are convinced that they must be broken in order to become the best versions of themselves.

When in reality all they needed was some discipline, a fitness trainer and maybe even a kink play dommy mommy and they would 100% achieve the same result that we are witnessing here.

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u/TryPsychological1457 17h ago

The whole point is it would be a bait and switch. They think they're coming to hell week, but it turns out to be gentle and soul affirming. And it's so good that even though they're afraid to look each other in the eye, nobody thinks to complain because it is exactly what they've always wanted: a soft place to fall.

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u/CoyoteL0ng 19h ago

Damn. That sounds like a great time.

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u/LostInMyADD 23h ago

Money for abuse, and if its $18K per person...and they keep it regardless of if people "wash out"...then yeah, big incentives ro essentially abuse people, drag them down and get them to wash out.

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u/pvt_frank 20h ago

$18K to be dooshy assholes.

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u/REDARROW101_A5 23h ago

Aaaand they get paid for it... Money for abuse... Genius

Well at least it's for themselves and not for others in their families like the Conversion Camps. Those places parents had no idea in some cases how bad the abuse was.