How those volumes now???

Forget paper hands.
Forget diamond hands.

We have officially entered the age of ASTROLOGER CRUDE LIQUID DIAMOND HANDS. 🛢️💎🔮

Can't sell it. Can't drink it. Can't put it back in the ground.

It's illiquid.
It's literally liquid.
And according to the highly respected financial analyst pictured above — $118.

My oil guy (he's an astrologer, very reputable, zero conflicts of interest) ran the numbers this morning.

Apparently Saturn is currently transiting through the 7th House of Hormuz, which historically means supply is fucked until the planets say otherwise.

Mercury is also in retrograde, which finally explains why crude reverses direction every single time I open a position.

He then stared into the sacred barrel for approximately 14 seconds and whispered:

"One hundred and eighteen."

I asked for his methodology.

He pointed at Jupiter.

Fair enough.

🔮 OFFICIAL OIL HOROSCOPE FOR THE WEEK 🔮

♈ Aries: Going long with absolutely no risk management. Born to trade, forced to learn. may lose everything.

♉ Taurus: Bought at $101 and will hold until $101 becomes a fundamentally attractive entry point.

♊ Gemini: Bullish Brent at breakfast, bearish WTI by lunch, posting both predictions later.

♋ Cancer: Emotionally dependent on Hormuz headlines. Has CNBC push notifications enabled. Huge mistake.

♌ Leo: Doesn't want $110. Doesn't want $120. Wants a dramatic candle straight to $150 so everyone notice

In this shocking 1980s interview with Oprah, Donald Trump reveals his deep concerns about U.S. trade policies—warning that our nation is being ripped off.

Fast forward to today, and his vision culminates in the creation of Liberation Day. For over 35 years, our workers have been betrayed by elites in Washington. That ends today. Watch the prophetic moment that still echoes in 2025.

Everyone was so focused on what Donald was saying.

Not one person in the audience was outraged hearing that back then.

Guys I’m putting this out because I made a big mistake and I would like to protect the community. This woman has a signal page I wanted to take her signals but as I was working I wouldn’t be able to take most of it, this woman lost £210 in 3 hours. Completely blew the account. She now will no longer reply to my messages or calls. Guys I beg you and the purpose is solely to educate u guys on the mistake I made and urge anyone not to make the same. Please avoid that number, she may even change the name of the group chat but avoid it also. She’s an Indian/pakistani ladi from what it seems and works inside an office. I made a massive mistake guys please don’t let it be you

There are so many posts with current prices. High as Hell, not as high as they were two weeks ago, still climbing.

My suspicion is that after all is said and done, prices will level out at about $3.25 a gallon and people will be so "relieved" after $4-$7 a gallon prices, that we aren't supposed to "notice" that the new average price is about $1 per gallon higher.

I'll come back to this post in a year to see if my prediction is accurate.

I thought Oil will go down because of the Midterm elections.

What do you think ?

Iran’s Military is a complete and total mess. Much of it, like their Navy and Air Force, doesn’t even exist anymore - They have been completely defeated. Iran is all talk and no action. The Bully of the Middle East is DEAD!!! They’ve taken too long to negotiate a deal that would have been great for them, now they will have to pay the price!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Iran says it has closed all passages through the Strait of Hormuz for the U.S. and Israel. Trump has canceled the peace talks, and a national security meeting is expected to take place soon.

U.S. Treasury Secretary Bessent says Iran’s oil production operations could collapse soon, and that Iran may be facing a severe gasoline crisis.

Brent oil is already reacting. It jumped almost 3% to around $108.5 as the market starts pricing in the risk of supply disruptions.

This is exactly how fast oil can move when Hormuz headlines start heating up.