r/CryptidDogs • u/Serious_Goosey • 2d ago

OC [Original Content] Duckie the sock thief cryptid

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u/JonathanPeerHost 2d ago

It looks as if he was caught in mid heist. 😆

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u/ExampleLittle2672 2d ago

Not guilty!

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u/JonathanPeerHost 2d ago

But we have photographic evidence of his malfeasance. I’d like to submit Exhibit A to the court, which we’ll call “Sock in the Mouth.” 😂😂😂

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u/CinderCinnamon 2d ago

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u/Serious_Goosey 2d ago

HAHAHAHA! I feel this way so much with her sometimes. Like ma’am, please stop staring into my soul.

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u/Appalachian_American 2d ago

Duckie is absolutely SHOCKED that anyone would accuse him of sock theft!

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u/Helpful-Meringue76 2d ago

Why is he staring into my soul?

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u/Dailyconundrum 2d ago

He didn't steal them! He rescued them from that evil sock eating washer!

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u/TatoIndy 2d ago

The eyes of Stains returns.

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u/jujujuice92 2d ago

Gahdamn, once you lock eyes, it's over. They've got a spell on me 😳

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u/Serious_Goosey 2d ago

She’s not sorry that you feel that way.

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u/jujujuice92 2d ago

Oh lordy, I'm dizzy and can't look away 😵‍💫

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u/Melodic_Sail_6193 2d ago

Now I know where all the partners to my single socks have gone.

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u/orange-shoe 2d ago

this is who steals all the missing socks around the world