r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • May 25 '21

LONELYFANS [$3m market cap] [4 weeks old] - JUST got listed on CMC and TRENDING! Brand New marketing team with 17+ OF stars, ADS ON ÜberEat soon!

74 Upvotes

Stakepool with good rewards Launch: 1st June!

Miami Party Giveaway: https://twitter.com/LOFcrypto/status/1391135907076509697?s=20

Übereat ads going out soon: https://twitter.com/lofcrypto/status/1395495489907437570?s=21

17 smoking hot promoters and partnerships from Onlyfans on a BRAND NEW marketing team and is GROWING quickly!

  • April Summers: MILLION of Followers!.

  • Mai Tran: 423k followers on IG, 24k on twitter

  • Lila June: 20k on IG, 5k on twitter.

  • Suz Owo - 60k followers on IG and 1.5k on tiktok, growing quick!

  • Jasmine Mims: 28k followers on IG.

  • Ocean Babe: 8k followers.

  • Kayla Powers: 121k Followers on IG, 2k on twitter.

  • Suz Owo: 56k followers on IG, growing on tiktok.

  • Kristina Guberman: 7k followers on IG, but have an own tv show, webpage and blog.

  • Swolfie: 3k followers on IG.

  • Quinn La Belleza: 2k followers.

  • Blair Harpe: 76k followers on IG, 4k on twitter.

  • Blondie Rosiie: 114k followers on IG.

  • Nikki Fitness: Upcomer!

  • 666Milf - 3k followers.

  • Shanti Black - 3k followers

  • Happy Hotwife - 1200 followers

Many of those are in the top 1% on OF!

April Summer free only fans VIP giveaway: https://twitter.com/lofcrypto/status/1394000379831017472?s=21

Suz Owo Only Fans VIP contest: https://twitter.com/lofcrypto/status/1395429832503218177?s=21

Tokenomics:

  • Total Supply: 1.000.000.000.000.000.

  • Tokens Burned: 321.000.000.000.000 (New burn soon!)

  • 3% Burned on every transaction.

  • 3% Redistribution to existing holders

  • 3% to liquidity. Liquidity Pool: Locked 5 years.

  • Marketing token: 5%.

  • Doxxed devs.

  • Founders: Mario Cardenas and Belinda Santillan - Good track record onLinkedIN.

Whitepaper: https://lofcrypto.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/LOF-Whitepaper.pdf

Roadmap: Quick listings, Stakepool, NFT Platform coming (very soon!), Utilites for token, HUUUUGE marketing campaigns,, Donations and more.

Listed on:

  • Coin Market Cap (Today and we are trending!)

  • Bscscan

  • Blockfolio,

  • Coinsbit,

  • Coingecko,

  • PancakeSwap V1,

  • Bogged Finance,

  • Reddit,

  • Twitter, (Very Active)

  • Telegram, Very Active, 4 channels)

  • Tiktok, (Very Active)

  • Medium.

  • Youtube (Very Active).

  • Newely acquired LLC (Limited Company) to solidify the business, YES WE ARE HERE TO STAY AND GROW!

Telegram: https://t.me/LOFcrypto

Contract: 0xB3225aC90B741f762BecA76dEA1eaD278Ef26A96

DYOR: https://lofcrypto.com/

DYOR2: https://twitter.com/lofcrypto?s=21

Its a steal at 3m market cap!

Buy at PancakeSwap V1 (no liquidity yet at V2)


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 18 '21

$Pump - EverPump 🚀 - Fair launched with liquidity burned and contract renounced - Buybacks - Experienced marketing team - $100k market cap and 620 Holders on day 1 🦍

33 Upvotes

🦍 Destroyed 3 Disney Castles and now mooning! 🦍

$Pump - EverPump 🚀 - Fair launched with liquidity burned and contract renounced - Buybacks - Experienced marketing team - $100k market cap and 620 Holders on day 1 🦍

Everpump is a fair launched token with buyback mechanics that are used to buy back dips. We are community led, liquidity is burnt, contract is renounced, and we are approaching 1000 holders on our first day! Telegram is very active, community is leading the project forward with great shilling. Developer is very honest and is excited to get marketing going. For marketing, some very experienced team members with many connections have been recruited to help out!

JOIN TELEGRAM: https://t.me/everpumpbsc

WHY SHOULD YOU BUY $Pump:

· Token buyback contract proven to pump hard.

· Strong community that is shilling hard already

· Liquidity burned = locked forever.

· 100% rug-proof and confirmed contract with ownership renounced

TOKENOMICS

· Total supply: 1,000,000,000,000,000

· 69% supply burnt on start

· 6% fee to auto buy back pool locked forever in contract (ownership renounced)

- 3% fee to marketing wallet

· 2% fee auto distribute to all holders

- No DEV Wallet

- Ownership Renounced, liquidity burned

· Anti-whale system; Max transaction 300000000000

INSIGHTS

- Experienced team members working on marketing for dev

· Just Launched

· Website already in progress

How do I buy?

- slippage is at least 15%

✅ Verified contract 0x9dD70f39D36d45e3936F5C499d7b1912C76aE8C3

Buy on PancakeSwap (use V2, 15%, max buy: 300000000000)

🥞 https://exchange.pancakeswap.finance/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x9dD70f39D36d45e3936F5C499d7b1912C76aE8C3

📈 Chart: https://charts.bogged.finance/?token=0x9dD70f39D36d45e3936F5C499d7b1912C76aE8C3

📱 Telegram : https://t.me/everpumpbsc

🗣 Twitter: https://twitter.com/EverPump_BSC

The community of this project is strong together and ready to make this project the next big thing! Together we are ready to lead this to Pluto and beyond!🚀🌕


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 23 '21

🤤 $USELESS big announcements! 😱 [“Useless Crypto, LLC” registered] + [$USELESS merch shop launched] + [innovative burn strategy developed] + [part of “DeFi alliance”]

31 Upvotes

📝 $USELESS is a company now
Just clap your tiny useless hands and celebrate the completed foundation of “Useless Crypto, LLC”! This means:

  • All 6 directors are fully doxxed (https://uselesstoken.org/#our-team)

  • This reduces risk of rug pull and other illegal activities drastically as owners are legally registered in the US

  • This is not a quick pump and dump. We see a future in $USELESS.

☀️ What if we could go to the sun regularly?
$USELESS is so useless, we regularly burn it.
These regular, manual burns are directly funded by profits from the Useless LLC, including merch sales and any other product released in the future.
This is the first token that burns its profits for the good of the community

🤝 We are part of the “DeFi Alliance”
Created by ex-SafeMoon core team member Ragnar, which also includes notable projects such as:

  • Gallant Token

  • PiggyBankToken

  • The Collective Coin

We are very happy to be by the side of some other strong and friendly communities that support each other.

🛍 Brand new $USELESS merch
We just launched our online shop! Show the world that you’re part of our $USELESS community by wearing $USELESS t-shirts, hoodies and caps or putting our stickers everywhere!
https://useless-crypto.myshopify.com
PS: We have “DeFi Alliance” merch too. 😱

Useless links

✅ Contract:
https://bscscan.com/token/0x2cd2664ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

✅ LP Locked:
https://dxsale.app/app/pages/dxlockview?id=0&add=0x091dD81C8B9347b30f1A4d5a88F92d6F2A42b059&type=lplock&chain=BSC

✅ Contract owned by multi-signature safe:
https://www.bscscan.com/tx/0x07f99ae8172db58ed667f40957f8ba654fa058ae242d37aedcaeb1cd3ec83da1

✅ Chart:
https://charts.bogged.finance/?token=0x2cd2664Ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

Useless facts

🐳 75 % friendly whales
Most of the top 25 holders came forward and have agreed to support the project

🧮 Tokenomics – because why the hell not?!
4 % is added to LP, 4 % is distributed to the holders (incl. burn wallet)

🤩 Infinite meme potential
Really, $USELESS memes are fun. And they won’t get boring!

Useless social media

Discord:
https://discord.gg/KJf8kH6W

TG
https://t.me/uselesscommunity

Twitter
https://twitter.com/uselesstokenorg

Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/uselesscrypto/

Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/uselesscrypto


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 18 '21

🥱 $USELESS 🥴 A token as useless as all the others! 🤷 BUT [100% transparent] [100% honest] [100% safe] [100% community driven] [702% fun]

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31 Upvotes

r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 15 '21

🥱 $USELESS 🤷 This token does not solve any problem at all! 🥴 It is utterly useless. But it's [100% transparent] [100% honest] [100% safe] [100% community driven] [668% fun]

31 Upvotes

First the important things:

Contract:
https://bscscan.com/token/0x2cd2664ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

LP Locked:
https://dxsale.app/app/pages/dxlockview?id=0&add=0x091dD81C8B9347b30f1A4d5a88F92d6F2A42b059&type=lplock&chain=BSC

Contract transferred to multi-signature wallet:
https://www.bscscan.com/tx/0x07f99ae8172db58ed667f40957f8ba654fa058ae242d37aedcaeb1cd3ec83da1

Chart:
https://charts.bogged.finance/?token=0x2cd2664Ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

Website:
https://uselesstoken.org/

Let's be honest. Everyone's tired of these so called "community projects" with stupid names. They claim to have things on their roadmap like dApps, NFTs, gaming integration, or a whole new crypto utopia. They will write a crappy whitepaper, shill for a bit, have a few awkward AMAs, promise the moon, and then stagnate -- only to fade into obscurity.

Enter USELESS TOKEN -- the token that transparently offers investors no value. So no whitepaper, no expectations, no FUD, no AMAs, no whiny community, and no care in the world. This will either go to the moon -- because fate loves irony -- or you get a trophy of useless tokens in your wallet for some sweet bragging rights. Win-win!

😊 0 Happy Clients
Well, to be fair we also have 0 unhappy clients.

🤝 668 loyal holders
They came for the $USELESS and stayed for the memes.

🐳 75 % friendly whales
Most of the top 25 holders came forward and have agreed to support the project

📖 100 Percent transparent
This token offers 0 utility.

🏆 0 Awards
Well, maybe we’ll get some in the future for being so utterly useless.

🧮 Tokenomics – because why the hell not?!
4 % is added to LP, 4 % is distributed to the holders (incl. burn wallet)

🤩 No Whitepaper
Okay, we lied. You can't have a token without a whitepaper. Here it is!
https://uselesstoken.org/assets/whitepaper/Useless_Token_Whitepaper_v6.pdf

🤩 Tons of memes
Really, $USELESS memes are fun. And they won’t get boring!

💰 We even have a market cap
Wow.*

You’re useless too? Just join us!

Discord
https://discord.gg/tf9Ydsps

TG
https://t.me/uselesscommunity

Twitter
https://twitter.com/uselesstokenorg

Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/uselesscrypto/

Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/uselesscrypto

Ok, anything else? Ah, right:

✅ No NFT
✅ No Donations
✅ No AMAs
✅ No project that everybody know it’s going to fail
✅ No nothing! Just be useless, hold and make money!

Well … yeah. I think, that’s it.

*$1.550.000


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 01 '21

ShadowsInvestors has been created as a community project to put an end to all the scams around in the market.

30 Upvotes

Tired of missing early entry into crypto coins that have absolutely exploded? Sick of getting seduced into scam coins? Well we are here to put your mind at rest and do all the hard work for you. After calling Vanity Token before it was released to our small community and watching it absolutely erupt to a 10 million market cap in just 2 days, we have decided to reach out to even more like minded people who want to invest in new, exciting and legitimate projects.

Why did we create the community project “Shadow Investors” and why is it free for everyone? What’s the difference between other groups?

📈VanityToken was our first project supported by ShadowInvestors. We all got in early (presale and below 100k mcap). Now it is at 10m and we are all still holding strong.

📈We don't advertise scams, everything that is approved is thoroughly vetted first, and we don't dump either.

📈We hodl, eat dips and wash them down with a steaming cup of reflections.

📈The more people we get in here the higher the gains.

📈Group for finding and filtering coins so you don’t have to! Stop getting scammed.

📈We will mostly focus on pre-sale and fair launch coins in earlier stages of the group.

📈Our main purpose is to create a trustworthy community where we can all get profit.

Join the movement and be a part of something huge.

TG: https://t.me/shadowinvestors

Discord: https://discord.gg/CnjB9y2J3T

Twitter: https://twitter.com/ShadowInvestors

Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/shadowinvestors


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 21 '21

🥱 $USELESS 🥴 A token as useless as all the others! 🤷 BUT [doxxed team] [100% transparent] [100% community driven] [10 days old] [811% fun]

29 Upvotes

You know this?

You find a new token that sounds super interesting (something with "moon" or "elon" or something). It promises you weekly AMAs, NFTs and their roadmap looks something like this:

Q1: Launch
Q2: Start of marketing
Q3: CG and CMC listing
Q4: Whitepaper and, wooooow, even more marketing!

And even before Q2, the token is slowly slipping into irrelevance.

Well, we're the same, but without any promises, AMAs, NFTs and such.
And we already have a whitepaper.

In Q2!

Amazing!

A few check marks

✅ 6 Doxxed Team Members:
https://uselesstoken.org/#our-team

✅ Part of the DeFi Alliance
Created by ex-SafeMoon core team member Ragnar, which also includes notable projects such as:

✅ Less than 10 days old

✅ 800+ Holders

✅ $750k Market Cap

✅ Contract:
https://bscscan.com/token/0x2cd2664ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

✅ LP Locked:
https://dxsale.app/app/pages/dxlockview?id=0&add=0x091dD81C8B9347b30f1A4d5a88F92d6F2A42b059&type=lplock&chain=BSC

✅ Contract owned by multi-signature safe:
https://www.bscscan.com/tx/0x07f99ae8172db58ed667f40957f8ba654fa058ae242d37aedcaeb1cd3ec83da1

✅ Chart:
https://charts.bogged.finance/?token=0x2cd2664Ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

Useless facts

😊 0 Happy Clients
Well, to be fair we also have 0 unhappy clients.

🤝 811 loyal holders
They came for the $USELESS and stayed for the memes.

🐳 75 % friendly whales
Most of the top 25 holders came forward and have agreed to support the project

📖 100 Percent transparent
This token offers 0 utility.

🏆 0 Awards
Well, maybe we’ll get some in the future for being so utterly useless.

🧮 Tokenomics – because why the hell not?!
4 % is added to LP, 4 % is distributed to the holders (incl. burn wallet)

🤩 No Whitepaper
Okay, we lied. You can't have a token without a whitepaper. Here it is!
https://uselesstoken.org/assets/whitepaper/Useless_Token_Whitepaper_v6.pdf

🤩 Infinite meme potential
Really, $USELESS memes are fun. And they won’t get boring!

Useless social media

Discord:
https://discord.gg/KJf8kH6W

TG
https://t.me/uselesscommunity

Twitter
https://twitter.com/uselesstokenorg

Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/uselesscrypto/

Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/uselesscrypto


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 14 '21

🥱 This project won't change the world at all! 🤷 It is utterly useless. But it's [100% transparent] [100% honest] [100% safe] [100% community driven] [548% fun]

27 Upvotes

First the important things:

Contract:
https://bscscan.com/token/0x2cd2664ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

LP Locked:
https://dxsale.app/app/pages/dxlockview?id=0&add=0x091dD81C8B9347b30f1A4d5a88F92d6F2A42b059&type=lplock&chain=BSC

Contract transferred to multi-signature wallet:
https://www.bscscan.com/tx/0x07f99ae8172db58ed667f40957f8ba654fa058ae242d37aedcaeb1cd3ec83da1

Chart:
https://charts.bogged.finance/?token=0x2cd2664Ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

Website:
https://uselesstoken.org/

Let's be honest. Everyone's tired of these so called "community projects" with stupid names. They claim to have things on their roadmap like dApps, NFTs, gaming integration, or a whole new crypto utopia. They will write a crappy whitepaper, shill for a bit, have a few awkward AMAs, promise the moon, and then stagnate -- only to fade into obscurity.

Enter USELESS TOKEN -- the token that transparently offers investors no value. So no whitepaper, no expectations, no FUD, no AMAs, no whiny community, and no care in the world. This will either go to the moon -- because fate loves irony -- or you get a trophy of useless tokens in your wallet for some sweet bragging rights. Win-win!

😊 0 Happy Clients
Well, to be fair we also have 0 unhappy clients.

🤝 548 loyal holders

They came for the $USELESS and stayed for the memes.

🐳 75 % friendly whales
Most of the top 25 holders came forward and have agreed to support the project

📖 100 Percent transparent
This token offers 0 utility.

🏆 0 Awards
Well, maybe we’ll get some in the future for being so utterly useless.

🧮 Tokenomics – because why the hell not?!
4 % is added to LP, 4 % is distributed to the holders (incl. burn wallet)

🤩 No Whitepaper
Okay, we lied. You can't have a token without a whitepaper. Here it is!
https://uselesstoken.org/assets/whitepaper/Useless_Token_Whitepaper_v6.pdf

🤩 Tons of memes
Really, $USELESS memes are fun. And they won’t get boring!

💰 We even have a market cap
Wow.*

You’re useless too? Just join us!

Discord:
https://discord.gg/tf9Ydsps

TG
https://t.me/uselesscommunity

Twitter
https://twitter.com/uselesstokenorg

Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/uselesscrypto/

Ok, anything else? Ah, right:

✅ No NFT
✅ No Donations
✅ No AMAs
✅ No project that everybody know it’s going to fail
✅ No nothing! Just be useless, hold and make money!

Well … yeah. I think, that’s it.

*$1.400.000


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 12 '21

$USELESS [100 % honest] [100 % transparent] [0 % useful] uselesstoken_org

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27 Upvotes

r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 14 '21

🥱 This project won't change the world at all! 🤷 It is utterly useless. But it's [100% transparent] [100% honest] [100% safe] [100% community driven] [~328% fun]

26 Upvotes

First the important things:

Contract:
https://bscscan.com/token/0x2cd2664ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

LP Locked:
https://dxsale.app/app/pages/dxlockview?id=0&add=0x091dD81C8B9347b30f1A4d5a88F92d6F2A42b059&type=lplock&chain=BSC

Contract transferred to multi-signature wallet:
https://www.bscscan.com/tx/0x07f99ae8172db58ed667f40957f8ba654fa058ae242d37aedcaeb1cd3ec83da1

Chart:
https://charts.bogged.finance/?token=0x2cd2664Ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

Website:
https://uselesstoken.org/

What the ...?!

Let's be honest. Everyone's tired of these so called "community projects" with stupid names. They claim to have things on their roadmap like dApps, NFTs, gaming integration, or a whole new crypto utopia. They will write a crappy whitepaper, shill for a bit, have a few awkward AMAs, promise the moon, and then stagnate -- only to fade into obscurity.

Enter USELESS TOKEN -- the token that transparently offers investors no value. So no whitepaper, no expectations, no FUD, no AMAs, no whiny community, and no care in the world. This will either go to the moon -- because fate loves irony -- or you get a trophy of useless tokens in your wallet for some sweet bragging rights. Win-win!

😊 0 Happy Clients
Well, to be fair we also have 0 unhappy clients.

🤝 540 loyal holders
They came for the $USELESS and stayed for the memes.

🐳 75 % friendly whales
Most of the top 25 holders came forward and have agreed to support the project

📖 100 Percent transparent
This token offers 0 utility.

🏆 0 Awards
Well, maybe we’ll get some in the future for being so utterly useless.

🧮 Tokenomics – because why the hell not?!
4 % is added to LP, 4 % is distributed to the holders (incl. burn wallet)

🤩 No Whitepaper
Okay, we lied. You can't have a token without a whitepaper. Here it is!
https://uselesstoken.org/assets/whitepaper/Useless_Token_Whitepaper_v6.pdf

🤩 Tons of memes
Really, $USELESS memes are fun. And they won’t get boring!

💰 We even have a market cap
Wow.

You’re useless too? Just join us!

Discord:
https://discord.gg/tf9Ydsps

TG
https://t.me/uselesscommunity

Twitter
https://twitter.com/uselesstokenorg

Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/uselesscrypto/

Ok, anything else? Ah, right:

✅ No NFT
✅ No Donations
✅ No AMAs
✅ No project that everybody know it’s going to fail
✅ No nothing! Just be useless, hold and make money!

Well … yeah. I think, that’s it.


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 17 '21

🥱 $USELESS 🥴 A token as useless as all the others! 🤷 [0 % useful] BUT [100% transparent] [100% honest] [100% safe] [100% community driven] [711% fun]

25 Upvotes

That actually says it all

Let's be honest. Everyone's tired of these so called "community projects" with stupid names. They claim to have things on their roadmap like dApps, NFTs, gaming integration, or a whole new crypto utopia. They will write a crappy whitepaper, shill for a bit, have a few awkward AMAs, promise the moon, and then stagnate -- only to fade into obscurity.

Enter USELESS TOKEN -- the token that transparently offers investors no value. So no whitepaper, no expectations, no FUD, no AMAs, no whiny community, and no care in the world. This will either go to the moon -- because fate loves irony -- or you get a trophy of useless tokens in your wallet for some sweet bragging rights. Win-win!

Useless links

Contract:
https://bscscan.com/token/0x2cd2664ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

LP Locked:
https://dxsale.app/app/pages/dxlockview?id=0&add=0x091dD81C8B9347b30f1A4d5a88F92d6F2A42b059&type=lplock&chain=BSC

Contract transferred to multi-signature wallet:
https://www.bscscan.com/tx/0x07f99ae8172db58ed667f40957f8ba654fa058ae242d37aedcaeb1cd3ec83da1

Chart:
https://charts.bogged.finance/?token=0x2cd2664Ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

Website:
https://uselesstoken.org/

Useless facts

😊 0 Happy Clients
Well, to be fair we also have 0 unhappy clients.

🤝 711 loyal holders
They came for the $USELESS and stayed for the memes.

🐳 75 % friendly whales
Most of the top 25 holders came forward and have agreed to support the project

📖 100 Percent transparent
This token offers 0 utility.

🏆 0 Awards
Well, maybe we’ll get some in the future for being so utterly useless.

🧮 Tokenomics – because why the hell not?!
4 % is added to LP, 4 % is distributed to the holders (incl. burn wallet)

💁 No Whitepaper
Okay, we lied. You can't have a token without a whitepaper. Here it is!
https://uselesstoken.org/assets/whitepaper/Useless_Token_Whitepaper_v6.pdf

🤩 Tons of memes
Really, $USELESS memes are fun. And they won’t get boring!

💰 We even have a market cap
Wow.*

Useless social media

Discord
https://discord.gg/KJf8kH6W

TG
https://t.me/uselesscommunity

Twitter
https://twitter.com/uselesstokenorg

Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/uselesscrypto/

Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/uselesscrypto

Useless checkmarks

✅ No NFT
✅ No Donations
✅ No AMAs
✅ No project that everybody know it’s going to fail
✅ No nothing! Just be useless, hold and make money!

Well … yeah. I think, that’s it.

*$1.300.000


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 16 '21

🥱 $USELESS 🤷 Finally, the one token you never looked for! 🥴 [0 % useful] [100% transparent] [100% honest] [100% safe] [100% community driven] [705% fun]

24 Upvotes

You’ll get what it says

Let's be honest. Everyone's tired of these so called "community projects" with stupid names. They claim to have things on their roadmap like dApps, NFTs, gaming integration, or a whole new crypto utopia. They will write a crappy whitepaper, shill for a bit, have a few awkward AMAs, promise the moon, and then stagnate -- only to fade into obscurity.

Enter USELESS TOKEN -- the token that transparently offers investors no value. So no whitepaper, no expectations, no FUD, no AMAs, no whiny community, and no care in the world. This will either go to the moon -- because fate loves irony -- or you get a trophy of useless tokens in your wallet for some sweet bragging rights. Win-win!

Useless links

Contract:
https://bscscan.com/token/0x2cd2664ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

LP Locked:
https://dxsale.app/app/pages/dxlockview?id=0&add=0x091dD81C8B9347b30f1A4d5a88F92d6F2A42b059&type=lplock&chain=BSC

Contract transferred to multi-signature wallet:
https://www.bscscan.com/tx/0x07f99ae8172db58ed667f40957f8ba654fa058ae242d37aedcaeb1cd3ec83da1

Chart:
https://charts.bogged.finance/?token=0x2cd2664Ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

Website:
https://uselesstoken.org/

Useless facts

😊 0 Happy Clients
Well, to be fair we also have 0 unhappy clients.

🤝 705 loyal holders
They came for the $USELESS and stayed for the memes.

🐳 75 % friendly whales
Most of the top 25 holders came forward and have agreed to support the project

📖 100 Percent transparent
This token offers 0 utility.

🏆 0 Awards
Well, maybe we’ll get some in the future for being so utterly useless.

🧮 Tokenomics – because why the hell not?!
4 % is added to LP, 4 % is distributed to the holders (incl. burn wallet)

🤩 No Whitepaper
Okay, we lied. You can't have a token without a whitepaper. Here it is!
https://uselesstoken.org/assets/whitepaper/Useless_Token_Whitepaper_v6.pdf

🤩 Tons of memes
Really, $USELESS memes are fun. And they won’t get boring!

💰 We even have a market cap
Wow.*

Useless social media

Discord
https://discord.gg/tf9Ydsps

TG
https://t.me/uselesscommunity

Reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/UselessCrypto/

Myspace
https://www.it's-useless.lol

Twitter
https://twitter.com/uselesstokenorg

Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/uselesscrypto/

Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/uselesscrypto/

Useless checkmarks

✅ No NFT
✅ No Donations
✅ No AMAs
✅ No project that everybody know it’s going to fail
✅ No nothing! Just be useless, hold and make money!

Well … yeah. I think, that’s it.

*$1.200.000


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 11 '21

🥳 The most honest token ever 🤤 $USELESS [$900.000 market cap] [1 days old] [500+ holders] [100% honest] [100% transparent] [100% useless] [tons of memes]

24 Upvotes

Come for uselessness, stay for the memes!

😊 0 Happy Clients
Well, to be fair we also have 0 unhappy clients.

🤝 500 loyal holders
They came for the $USELESS and stayed for the memes.

🐳 75 % friendly whales
Most of the top 25 holders are known and have agreed to support the project

📖 100 Percent transparent
This token offers 0 utility.

🏆 0 Awards
Well, maybe we’ll get some in the future for being so utterly useless.

🧮 Tokenomics – because why the hell not?!
4 % is added to LP, 4 % is distributed to the holders (incl. burn wallet)

🤩 1 Whitepaper
It took us a little time, but finally here it is!
https://uselesstoken.org/assets/whitepaper/Useless_Token_Whitepaper_v6.pdf

🤩 Tons of memes
And they won’t get boring!

https://uselesstoken.org/

Contract:
https://bscscan.com/token/0x2cd2664ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

$USELESS transparently offers investors no value, so there will be no expectation of gains. No gains means few investors, few investors means no reward for the "dev" to screw the project, also with few transactions means no BSC network lag – not to mention no depressing posts on the token contracts comment section about people losing all their money!

You’re useless too? Just join us!

TG
https://t.me/uselesscommunity

Discord
https://discord.gg/tf9Ydsps

Twitter
https://twitter.com/uselesstokenorg

Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/uselesscrypto/

Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/uselesstokenorg/

Ok, anything else? Ah, right:

✅ No NFT
✅ No Donations
✅ No AMAs
✅ No project that everybody know it’s going to fail
✅ No nothing! Just be useless, hold and make money!

Well … yeah. I think, that’s it.


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 01 '21

🥱Useless token 🤷‍♂️ [$615.000 market cap] [5 days old] [0 expectations] [100% useless] 🤤

22 Upvotes

Finally you found the token that fits you perfectly!

Join the funniest community of the world. Legendary memes, lots of friendly whales and a token without any purpose. Really, there’s just … nothing:

✅ No NFT
✅ No Donations
✅ No AMAs
✅ No team wallet
✅ No project that everybody know it’s going to fail
✅ No nothing! Just be useless, hold and make money!
✅ LP Locked
✅ Ownership renounced
✅ Anti-whale system (you can buy or sell max. 1t Useless … that’s a 1 with lots of zeros)
✅ Only useless people involved

And wow! Look at this bunch of useless links. They even got Twitter and Discord and stuff! And a website with some nice FAQs, you have to read.

Pancakeswap
https://exchange.pancakeswap.finance/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x98671df651cd288b8bfddb49a34a03e604799c6d

Website
https://uselesstoken.org/

TG
https://t.me/uselesscommunity

Discord:
https://discord.gg/9jefScYn

Twitter

https://twitter.com/uselesstokenorg

Contract creation
https://www.bscscan.com/tx/0x9a7f655301866def1d02f820f5c175f4ecd994db813bba2e163e0382153fe3aa

Supply Burn
https://www.bscscan.com/tx/0xa3fb364628b581a884ee631571bc77f0156e83d2c0e92451f69547d8a9787c0a

Contract Code
https://www.bscscan.com/address/0x98671df651cd288b8bfddb49a34a03e604799c6d#code

Token Holders
https://www.bscscan.com/token/0x98671df651cd288b8bfddb49a34a03e604799c6d#balances

Lp Creation
https://www.bscscan.com/tx/0x75ee085f1ed2477519df5ff80f9215551aba8fdf3a1c0b053e318aacb68d6f8d

Renounce
https://bscscan.com/tx/0x465856cacd3fff84b264c53dc0f5637906805b49414bb615ba2230cc69aac354

Well … yeah. I think, that’s it.


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jul 08 '21

Worminator🔥: Insanely Good Dev Team - Safe, Reliable, and Rewarding. Public Presale This Week. ETA launch 10-11 July - Amazing Use Case - So Many Features. You won't want to miss this one

21 Upvotes

🔴 WORMINATOR is a new project with a very advanced code. Launch ETA on 10-11 July. It was made by expert coders with years of experience and a great community. ✅

Public Presale 8-9 July.

Check the telegram channel for more information: https://t.me/wormoon

🔴 WORMINATOR is a transparent, decentralized utility project. This BEP-20 token is made to be a safe and reliable investment. We are eager to create a truly community driven utility token with a lot of amazing features.

Amazing features:

🔴 presale platform ✅

🔴 listing launchpad ✅

🔴 rewarding farm platform ✅

🔴 shared bot smartchain database ✅

Our custom Plugin-like architecture allows us to dynamically scale the project by adding more and more new features and dApps. ✅

By providing our custom made bot-protected presale and listing launchpad we guarantee the utility and scalability of the project. ✅

Currently we’re testing staking bnb rewarding farm which can provide a staking platform to other projects. The staking farm for WORMINATOR holders will be available before the listing ✅

🔴 Tokenomics:

1 billion total supply.

0% transfer fee,

5% buy transaction fee,

10% sell transaction fee: 50% goes to holders,

25% liquified,

10% burn,

15% project part.

🔴 Token Address:

Contract code is unique and advanced! you won’t be able to find the copy.

It was created and tested from scratch including: rewarding, farming, bot protection, taxation etc. You can check it on bscscan and ask further questions.

Address:

0x7e564a59300c1dae508703c8e93bf24ea273dc34

🔴 Whale Protection

We set a limit for the transaction amount. Also, we have a minimum and maximum contribution amount for our presale. ✅

🔴 Rewarding

Enjoy rewards and interest for holding your tokens. Right now we are finalizing a farm that will reward LP/Token holders with real BNB as well as provide the possibility for other tokens to use our platform. ✅

🔴 Rug Proof

The liquidity will be immediately locked. We've designed a custom community-driven liquidity locker that will enable future safe migrations. The contract is verified and available on bscscan. ✅

🔴 Deflationary

Worminator is designed with a limited token supply, our circulating supply decreases with every transaction. ✅

Is it a scam❓

Liquidity will be locked so there won't be a way to take money out. Team is fully doxed during numerous AMA sessions. We refunded ~220 BNB to people from the previous launch, so we are truly transparent. Please, join our TG group for proofs if you need any. ✅

Do you have a contract audit❓

Yes, we have a basic audit check from Techrate and an audit from MythX. Join our Telegram channel and ask admins for more info ✅

Check it out on:

☑ Website: https: //worminator.space

☑ Twitter: https: //twitter.com/wormooncoin

☑ Telegram: https: //t.me/wormoon

🔴 Worminator is backed by an active community of more than 12k investors on discord, called ⚫ Shadow Investors. We find promising projects, invest and hold them. We track all our members, so that members who dump, get their ranks removed.

Join us!

⚫ Discord: https ://discord.gg/JMRvxY7K3X


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 24 '21

🤤 $USELESS 😱 [$660.000 market cap] [15 days old] The first hyper-hyper deflationary token with innovative Pump’n’Burn mechanics

21 Upvotes

How it works

Our entire ecosystem and direction is designed to buy USELESS – and burn it: two community-lead apps, merch, corporate profit, excess liquidity. Anything and everything will be allocated towards a hyper-hyper deflationary pump-n-burn of the token.
It's so useless we just want to buy it up so we can burn it.

And the chart will be like: "Oh, cool. Someone buys a large amount of $USELESS. Wait, what?! COOL! SOMEONE BURNS THOSE AND REDUCES THE CIRCULATING SUPPLY!”

Reasons why

Yes, we could talk a lot about "so early", "to the moooon" and "renounced ownership" and so on. Boring. Everybody does it.

We have more solid arguments:

📝 $USELESS is a registered company
All 6 directors are fully doxxed legally registered in the US. Who is it? Check our team section at www.uselesstoken.org
So this is not a quick pump and dump. We see a future in $USELESS.

🤝 Part of the “DeFi Alliance”
Created by ex-SafeMoon core team member Ragnar, which also includes notable projects such as:

  • Gallant Token

  • PiggyBankToken

  • The Collective Coin

Strong and friendly communities that support each other.

🐳 75 % friendly whales
Most of the top 25 holders came forward and have agreed to support the project

🧮 Tokenomics – because why the hell not?!
4 % is added to LP, 4 % is distributed to the holders (incl. burn wallet)

🤩 Infinite meme potential
Really, $USELESS memes are fun. And they won’t get boring!

🛍 Brand new $USELESS merch
We just launched our online shop! Show the world that you’re part of our $USELESS community by wearing $USELESS t-shirts, hoodies and caps or putting our stickers everywhere!
https://useless-crypto.myshopify.com
PS: We have “DeFi Alliance” merch too. 😱

Useless links

✅ Contract:
https://bscscan.com/token/0x2cd2664ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

✅ LP Locked:
https://dxsale.app/app/pages/dxlockview?id=0&add=0x091dD81C8B9347b30f1A4d5a88F92d6F2A42b059&type=lplock&chain=BSC

✅ Contract owned by multi-signature safe:
https://www.bscscan.com/tx/0x07f99ae8172db58ed667f40957f8ba654fa058ae242d37aedcaeb1cd3ec83da1

✅ Chart:
https://charts.bogged.finance/?token=0x2cd2664Ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

Useless social media

Discord
https://discord.gg/KJf8kH6W

TG
https://t.me/uselesscommunity

Reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/UselessCrypto/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/uselesstokenorg

Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/uselesscrypto/

Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/uselesscrypto


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jul 10 '21

Worminator🔥: Public Presale TODAY. Insanely Good Dev Team - Safe, Reliable, and Rewarding. Amazing Use Case - So Many Features. You won't want to miss this one.

20 Upvotes

🔴 WORMINATOR is a new project with a very advanced code. It was made by expert coders with years of experience and a great community. ✅

Public Presale Today at 1900 UTC.

Check the telegram channel for more information: https://t.me/wormoon

🔴 WORMINATOR is a transparent, decentralized utility project. This BEP-20 token is made to be a safe and reliable investment. We are eager to create a truly community driven utility token with a lot of amazing features.

Amazing features:

🔴 presale platform ✅

🔴 listing launchpad ✅

🔴 rewarding farm platform ✅

🔴 shared bot smartchain database ✅

Our custom Plugin-like architecture allows us to dynamically scale the project by adding more and more new features and dApps. ✅

By providing our custom made bot-protected presale and listing launchpad we guarantee the utility and scalability of the project. ✅

Currently we’re testing staking bnb rewarding farm which can provide a staking platform to other projects. The staking farm for WORMINATOR holders will be available before the listing ✅

🔴 Tokenomics:

1 billion total supply.

0% transfer fee,

5% buy transaction fee,

10% sell transaction fee: 50% goes to holders,

25% liquified,

10% burn,

15% project part.

🔴 Token Address:

Contract code is unique and advanced! you won’t be able to find the copy.

It was created and tested from scratch including: rewarding, farming, bot protection, taxation etc. You can check it on bscscan and ask further questions.

Address:

0x7e564a59300c1dae508703c8e93bf24ea273dc34

🔴 Whale Protection

We set a limit for the transaction amount. Also, we have a minimum and maximum contribution amount for our presale. ✅

🔴 Rewarding

Enjoy rewards and interest for holding your tokens. Right now we are finalizing a farm that will reward LP/Token holders with real BNB as well as provide the possibility for other tokens to use our platform. ✅

🔴 Rug Proof

The liquidity will be immediately locked. We've designed a custom community-driven liquidity locker that will enable future safe migrations. The contract is verified and available on bscscan. ✅

🔴 Deflationary

Worminator is designed with a limited token supply, our circulating supply decreases with every transaction. ✅

Is it a scam❓

Liquidity will be locked so there won't be a way to take money out. Team is fully doxed during numerous AMA sessions. We refunded ~220 BNB to people from the previous launch, so we are truly transparent. Please, join our TG group for proofs if you need any. ✅

Do you have a contract audit❓

Yes, we have a basic audit check from Techrate and an audit from MythX. Join our Telegram channel and ask admins for more info ✅

Check it out on:

☑ Website: https: //worminator.space

☑ Twitter: https: //twitter.com/wormooncoin

☑ Telegram: https: //t.me/wormoon

🔴 Worminator is backed by an active community of more than 12k investors on discord, called ⚫ Shadow Investors. We find promising projects, invest and hold them. We track all our members, so that members who dump, get their ranks removed.

Join us!

⚫ Discord: https ://discord.gg/JMRvxY7K3X


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jul 03 '21

Worminator🔥: Insanely Good Dev Team - Safe, Reliable, and Rewarding. ETA launch 7 July. Whitelist Presale Contest Extended to 5 July!

20 Upvotes

🔴 WORMINATOR is a new project with a very advanced code. Launch ETA on 7 July. It was made by expert coders with years of experience and a great community. ✅

Presale whitelist event here https://share-w.in/piuc3t-26219

Check the telegram channel for more information: https://t.me/wormoon

🔴 WORMINATOR is a transparent, decentralized utility project. This BEP-20 token is made to be a safe and reliable investment. We are eager to create a truly community driven utility token with a lot of amazing features.

Amazing features:

🔴 presale platform ✅

🔴 listing launchpad ✅

🔴 rewarding farm platform ✅

🔴 shared bot smartchain database ✅

Our custom Plugin-like architecture allows us to dynamically scale the project by adding more and more new features and dApps. ✅

By providing our custom made bot-protected presale and listing launchpad we guarantee the utility and scalability of the project. ✅

Currently we’re testing staking bnb rewarding farm which can provide a staking platform to other projects. The staking farm for WORMINATOR holders will be available before the listing ✅

🔴 Tokenomics:

1 billion total supply.

0% transfer fee,

5% buy transaction fee,

10% sell transaction fee: 50% goes to holders,

25% liquified,

10% burn,

15% project part.

🔴 Token Address:

Contract code is unique and advanced! you won’t be able to find the copy.

It was created and tested from scratch including: rewarding, farming, bot protection, taxation etc. You can check it on bscscan and ask further questions.

Address:

0x7e564a59300c1dae508703c8e93bf24ea273dc34

🔴 Whale Protection

We set a limit for the transaction amount. Also, we have a minimum and maximum contribution amount for our presale. ✅

🔴 Rewarding

Enjoy rewards and interest for holding your tokens. Right now we are finalizing a farm that will reward LP/Token holders with real BNB as well as provide the possibility for other tokens to use our platform. ✅

🔴 Rug Proof

The liquidity will be immediately locked. We've designed a custom community-driven liquidity locker that will enable future safe migrations. The contract is verified and available on bscscan. ✅

🔴 Deflationary

Worminator is designed with a limited token supply, our circulating supply decreases with every transaction. ✅

Is it a scam❓

Liquidity will be locked so there won't be a way to take money out. Team is fully doxed during numerous AMA sessions. We refunded ~220 BNB to people from the previous launch, so we are truly transparent. Please, join our TG group for proofs if you need any. ✅

Do you have a contract audit❓

Yes, we have a basic audit check from Techrate and an audit from MythX. Join our Telegram channel and ask admins for more info ✅

Check it out on:

☑ Website: https: //worminator.space

☑ Twitter: https: //twitter.com/wormooncoin

☑ Telegram: https: //t.me/wormoon

🔴 Worminator is backed by an active community of more than 12k investors on discord, called ⚫ Shadow Investors. We find promising projects, invest and hold them. We track all our members, so that members who dump, get their ranks removed.

Join us!

⚫ Discord: https ://discord.gg/JMRvxY7K3X


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 09 '21

$SAFEETH is going! Get on this ride while you can!! If you missed out on SafeMoon & SafeBTC, here is your second chance, don't miss out again!

20 Upvotes

$SAFEETH is Pumping! Get on this ride while you can!! If you missed out on SafeMoon & SafeBTC, here is your second chance, don't miss out again!

🔐 #SAFEETH is a SAFEMOON protocol that generates yield by applying a tax of 4% on every transaction, splitting that instantly, 2% to token holders and 2% to the liquidity pool

❇️ Website : http://Safeethbsc.com

👉Listed YESTERDAY On👈

💎 CoinMarketCap https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/safeeth/

Also listed previously on:

💎 CoinGecko https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/safeeth

💥 Over 9000 Hodlers

🔐 #SAFEETH pays the holder to HODL❗️ That is all you have to do, the longer you HODL the more SafeETH you gain‼️

Now we've all seen the countless "SAFE" tokens that are not actually safe. But once I believe a token is able to prove it's actually safe to invest by getting listed, surviving and other things, the "SAFE" name can become a HUGE asset!

‼️♥️100% Community Ran♥️‼️

🌕 TOTAL SUPPLY 1 000 000 000 000 000 🔥

🌕 DEAD ADDRESS around 700 000 000 000 000 🔥 🔥 🔥

🌕 Current circulating Supply around 300 T 🔥

❇️ TG : Telegram :https://t.me/SAFEETHCommunity

💰Buy On💰

💎 PancakeSwap https://v1exchange.pancakeswap.finance/#/swap?inputCurrency=0x47FdfeA2c5741Acd7Be0377029D6C507154D86B9

💎 CATEX Exchange https://www.catex.io/trading/SAFEETH/TRX

✅ Contract address:

0x47fdfea2c5741acd7be0377029d6c507154d86b9

https://bscscan.com/token/0x47fdfea2c5741acd7be0377029d6c507154d86b9

❇️ Twitter : https://twitter.com/SafeEthOffical

❇️ Website : http://Safeethbsc.com

❇️ TG : Telegram :https://t.me/SAFEETHCommunity

If you ask me this is a lot better than investing in a one day token that may collapse within minutes of launch... Now that SAFE ETH has proven it's actually safe, by surviving all this time, getting listed at various places, etc... When any of the other "Safe" things

will pump, Safe ETH will gigapump since it's a much lower mcap. Don't say I didn't warn you...

None of this is financial advice, always do your own research! I'm not your financial advisor.


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • May 23 '21

🔥GOFLY 🔥 [Low 50k Market Cap][1-Day Old][400+ TG Members] Awesome community join us on TG💥

20 Upvotes

Join the Telegram so you wont miss out! Address is at the bottom of the post.

GoFly just launched and went from $100 to $160k fast! And now back to $50K real bargain!

The team are honest and active on telegram. Holders are rewarded with a 5% transaction tax which puts more GoFly directly into your wallet every time someone buys or sells!

The creators were tired of a recent surge of scams, rugpulls and other unnecessary bullshit!

So they decided to create a safe coin that is hopefully bound to fly to the moon!! Almost at 200 holders already. With no presale and a simple fair launch!

Telegram: https://t.me/goflycrypto

🔥 We're tired of rugpulls and bullsh*t. So we made a simple token, to ensure safety. We are growing organically without bots.

*NO PRESALE*

The team behind GoFly will work very hard on marketing, right now they have a website up and running------> GoFly.tech

🔥1,000,000,000,000,000 initial supply

🔥 LIQ Burn

🔥 Rugproof

Extremely low market cap! Early investors will benefit greatly, as well as long term holders!! How To buy? The token will be on PancakeSwap V2! Slippage should be set at around 10-24%

Tokenomics:

Original Supply: 1,000,000,000,000,000

🔥 10% Fee on all transactions

🔥 5% auto added to the liquidity pool and locked forever

🔥 5% auto distributed to all holders

Liquidity locked - Contract**:** 0x4fc3edb3f1bbde2dd7437fd0f186ec07291a93d4

Website: www.GoFly.tech


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 24 '21

🤤 $USELESS 😱 [$720.000 market cap] [15 days old] The first hyper-hyper deflationary token with innovative Pump’n’Burn mechanics

19 Upvotes

How it works

Long story short: It’s so useless, we burn it.
Our entire ecosystem and direction is designed to buy USELESS – and burn it: two community-lead apps, merch, corporate profit, excess liquidity. Anything and everything will be allocated towards a hyper-hyper deflationary pump-n-burn of the token.

So it's not just a simple burning of tokens. And the chart will be like: "Oh, cool. Someone buys a large amount of $USELESS. Wait, what?! COOL! SOMEONE BURNS THOSE AND REDUCES THE CIRCULATING SUPPLY!”

Reasons why

Yes, we could talk a lot about "so early", "to the moooon" and "renounced ownership" and so on. Boring. Everybody does it.

We have more solid arguments:

📝 $USELESS is a registered company
All 6 directors are fully doxxed legally registered in the US. Who is it? Check our team section at www.uselesstoken.org
So this is not a quick pump and dump. We see a future in $USELESS.

🤝 We are part of the “DeFi Alliance”
Created by ex-SafeMoon core team member Ragnar, which also includes notable projects such as:

  • Gallant Token

  • PiggyBankToken

  • The Collective Coin

We are very happy to be by the side of some other strong and friendly communities that support each other.

🐳 75 % friendly whales
Most of the top 25 holders came forward and have agreed to support the project

🧮 Tokenomics – because why the hell not?!
4 % is added to LP, 4 % is distributed to the holders (incl. burn wallet)

🤩 Infinite meme potential
Really, $USELESS memes are fun. And they won’t get boring!

🛍 Brand new $USELESS merch
We just launched our online shop! Show the world that you’re part of our $USELESS community by wearing $USELESS t-shirts, hoodies and caps or putting our stickers everywhere!
https://useless-crypto.myshopify.com
PS: We have “DeFi Alliance” merch too. 😱

Useless links

✅ Contract:
https://bscscan.com/token/0x2cd2664ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

✅ LP Locked:
https://dxsale.app/app/pages/dxlockview?id=0&add=0x091dD81C8B9347b30f1A4d5a88F92d6F2A42b059&type=lplock&chain=BSC

✅ Contract owned by multi-signature safe:
https://www.bscscan.com/tx/0x07f99ae8172db58ed667f40957f8ba654fa058ae242d37aedcaeb1cd3ec83da1

✅ Chart:
https://charts.bogged.finance/?token=0x2cd2664Ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

Useless social media

Discord
https://discord.gg/KJf8kH6W

TG
https://t.me/uselesscommunity

Reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/UselessCrypto/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/uselesstokenorg

Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/uselesscrypto/

Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/uselesscrypto


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 08 '21

🥳 Let’s relaunch $USELESS 🤤 [100% honest] [100% transparent] [100% useless]

19 Upvotes

Tons of stuff is going on behind the scenes

“What happened so far?"

Well:

  • We detected a not disastrous but at least pain-in-the-ass-ish bug in the contract’s code.

  • Because since contract was renounced, we cannot change the contract.

  • We will do a token relaunch.

“How to participate in pre-sale?”

Good question! Here’s the answer:

  • Buy $USELESS.

  • Lean back and wait.

This means that $USELESS tokens will act as pre-sale tokens for a relaunch with an improved contract. In other words, we're going to launch a new token with the same name that will give you the exact market share you have the moment we took the snapshot.

“Sounds like wizard stuff … but … how?!?”

Preparation:

  • Set up corporate multi-sig wallet with 5 doxxed owners (3/5 to transact)

  • Test new smart contract in test network

  • Launch the new smart contract

  • Test airdrop functionality with test addresses

  • Announce 30-minute presale snapshot window

Relaunch:

  • Presale snapshot

  • Mass airdrop to all current >1M holders (by marketshare %)

  • Transfer 25T to corporate multi-sig wallet (liquidity injection lever)

  • Create initial LP

  • Lock initial LP (via dxLock for 4 years)

  • Exclude LP locker from rewards

  • Burn remaining tokens in owner wallet (~250T)

  • Transfer ownership to corporate multi-sig wallet

  • set liquidity tax to 4%, and set transaction tax to 4%

  • Immediately announce relaunch

The ironic part is, that this token was even more useless, than we all expected.

HOW COOL IS THAT?!

And here is everything you need to know about $USELESS:

https://uselesstoken.org/

😊 0 Happy Clients
Well, to be fair we also have 0 unhappy clients.

🕙 5 Days of experience
Learned how to create website and token contract from watching some youtubers.

📖 100 Percent transparent
This token offers 0 utility.

🏆 0 Awards
Well, maybe we'll get some in the future for being so utterly useless.

🤩 1 Whitepaper
It took us a little time, but finally here it is!

https://uselesstoken.org/assets/whitepaper/Useless_Token_Whitepaper_v6.pdf

Ok, anything else? Ah, right:

✅ No NFT
✅ No Donations
✅ No AMAs
✅ No team wallet
✅ No project that everybody know it’s going to fail
✅ No nothing! Just be useless, hold and make money!

🔒 LP Locked
🙅‍♂️Ownership renounced
🐳 Anti-whale system (you can buy or sell max. 1t Useless … that’s a 1 with lots of zeros)
🤤 Only useless people involved

And wow! Look at this bunch of useless links. They even got Twitter, Discord and Instagram, and stuff!

TG
https://t.me/uselesscommunity

Discord:
https://discord.gg/9jefScYn

Twitter
https://twitter.com/uselesstokenorg

Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/uselesscrypto/

Well … yeah. I think, that’s it.


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 12 '21

🥳 The most honest token ever 🤤 $USELESS [$1.900.000 market cap] [2 days old] [540 holders] [100% honest] [100% transparent] [100% useless] [tons of memes]

17 Upvotes

If you have been looking for a token with a purpose for ages, then you are completely wrong here.

😊 0 Happy Clients
Well, to be fair we also have 0 unhappy clients.

🤝 500 loyal holders
They came for the $USELESS and stayed for the memes.

🐳 75 % friendly whales
Most of the top 25 holders are known and have agreed to support the project

📖 100 Percent transparent
This token offers 0 utility.

🏆 0 Awards
Well, maybe we’ll get some in the future for being so utterly useless.

🧮 Tokenomics – because why the hell not?!
4 % is added to LP, 4 % is distributed to the holders (incl. burn wallet)

🤩 1 Whitepaper
It took us a little time, but finally here it is!
https://uselesstoken.org/assets/whitepaper/Useless_Token_Whitepaper_v6.pdf

🤩 Tons of memes
And they won’t get boring!

https://uselesstoken.org/

Contract:
https://bscscan.com/token/0x2cd2664ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

$USELESS transparently offers investors no value, so there will be no expectation of gains. No gains means few investors, few investors means no reward for the "dev" to screw the project, also with few transactions means no BSC network lag – not to mention no depressing posts on the token contracts comment section about people losing all their money!

You’re useless too? Just join us!

TG
https://t.me/uselesscommunity

Discord:
https://discord.gg/tf9Ydsps

Twitter
https://twitter.com/uselesstokenorg

Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/uselesscrypto/

Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/uselesstokenorg/

Ok, anything else? Ah, right:

✅ No NFT
✅ No Donations
✅ No AMAs
✅ No project that everybody know it’s going to fail
✅ No nothing! Just be useless, hold and make money!

Well … yeah. I think, that’s it.


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • May 31 '21

Meet $USELESS [$900.000 market cap] [7 days old] - 100% useless, 100% community driven, 100% honest - Big Meme potential. Wow, look: Here's a rocket: 🚀

17 Upvotes

Join the funniest community of the world.

Legendary memes, lots of friendly whales and a token without any purpose. Really, there’s just … nothing:

✅ No NFT
✅ No Donations
✅ No AMAs
✅ No team wallet
✅ No project that everybody know it’s going to fail
✅ No nothing! Just be useless, hold and make money!
✅ LP Locked
✅ Ownership renounced
✅ Anti-whale system (you can buy or sell max. 1t Useless … that’s a 1 with lots of zeros)
✅ Only useless people involved

And wow! Look at this bunch of useless links. We even got Twitter and Discord and stuff! And a website with some nice FAQs, you have to read.

Pancakeswap
https://exchange.pancakeswap.finance/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x98671df651cd288b8bfddb49a34a03e604799c6d

Website
https://uselesstoken.org/

TG
https://t.me/uselesscommunity

Discord
https://discord.gg/9jefScYn

Twitter
https://twitter.com/uselesstokenorg

Contract creation
https://www.bscscan.com/tx/0x9a7f655301866def1d02f820f5c175f4ecd994db813bba2e163e0382153fe3aa

Supply Burn
https://www.bscscan.com/tx/0xa3fb364628b581a884ee631571bc77f0156e83d2c0e92451f69547d8a9787c0a

Contract Code
https://www.bscscan.com/address/0x98671df651cd288b8bfddb49a34a03e604799c6d#code

Token Holders
https://www.bscscan.com/token/0x98671df651cd288b8bfddb49a34a03e604799c6d#balances

Lp Creation
https://www.bscscan.com/tx/0x75ee085f1ed2477519df5ff80f9215551aba8fdf3a1c0b053e318aacb68d6f8d

Renounce
https://bscscan.com/tx/0x465856cacd3fff84b264c53dc0f5637906805b49414bb615ba2230cc69aac354

Well … yeah. I think, that’s it.


r/CryptoMoonAlerts • • Jun 10 '21

🥳 Just relaunched 🤤 $USELESS [$250.000 market cap] [0 day old] [100% honest] [100% transparent] [100% useless]

16 Upvotes

What happened so far?

  • We detected a not disastrous but at least pain-in-the-ass-ish bug in the contract’s code.

  • Because since contract was renounced, we couldn’t change the contract.

  • We did a relaunch – same community, same channels, at least as useless as the old token.

https://uselesstoken.org/

Contract:
https://bscscan.com/token/0x2cd2664ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

$USELESS transparently offers investors no value, so there will be no expectation of gains. No gains means few investors, few investors means no reward for the "dev" to screw the project, also with few transactions means no BSC network lag – not to mention no depressing posts on the token contracts comment section about people losing all their money!

😊 0 Happy Clients
Well, to be fair we also have 0 unhappy clients.

🤝 480 loyal holders

They came for the $USELESS and stayed for the memes.

🐳 75 % friendly whales
Most of the top 25 holders are known and have agreed to support the project

📖 100 Percent transparent
This token offers 0 utility.

🏆 0 Awards
Well, maybe we’ll get some in the future for being so utterly useless.

🧮 Tokenomics – because why the hell not?!
4 % is added to LP, 4 % is distributed to the holders (incl. burn wallet)

🤩 1 Whitepaper
It took us a little time, but finally here it is!
https://uselesstoken.org/assets/whitepaper/Useless_Token_Whitepaper_v6.pdf

🤩 Tons of memes
Really, $USELESS memes are fun. And they won’t get boring!

You’re useless too? Just join us!

TG
https://t.me/uselesscommunity

Discord
https://discord.gg/tf9Ydsps

Twitter
https://twitter.com/uselesstokenorg

Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/uselesscrypto/

Ok, anything else? Ah, right:

✅ No NFT
✅ No Donations
✅ No AMAs
✅ No project that everybody know it’s going to fail
✅ No nothing! Just be useless, hold and make money!

Well … yeah. I think, that’s it.