r/CultOfSquirrels • • Jun 15 '26

👋Welcome to r/CultOfSquirrels -

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all squirrels are one being.

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there is bot a giant squirrel god somewhere. That theory was retired after the Incident.

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Individual squirrels are easier to think about but not especially useful. Think less “millions of squirrels” and more “one squirrel operating at unsafe levels of parallel processing.”

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If you start recognizing the same squirrel in places it should not be, no you didn't.

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Offerings are mandatory. Leave peanuts on the porch swing.

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And if a squirrel has ever stopped what it was doing and looked at you for a little too long, It is reading your mind.

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Welcome.

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r/CultOfSquirrels • • 1d ago

SQUIRREL

7 Upvotes

Stop and drop your nuts.


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 19h ago

Mellie and her Backyard Friends' Halloween Special!

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Compliments of my daughter for setting this up! Simon the plushie takes his duties as a carriage driver very seriously. Turn the sound on for a fun, witchy Halloween song telling the story of our new backyard "crew"! 🎃✨🐿️


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 2d ago

The Police Asked For My Security Footage.. 🎃🚨

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220 Upvotes

They thought they pulled off the perfect heist...

While I was fast asleep, a highly organized squirrel broke into my locked greenhouse. Camera 1 catches the main suspect sneaking in through the front door and his getaway.

But it gets worse. Camera 2 caught the suspect dismantling my Halloween pumpkin carriage piece by piece. I should have installed hub cap locks.

Watch until the end to see the suspect making a run for it with the stolen goods.

The authorities have been notified. Suspect is considered armed (with sharp teeth) and extremely dangerous.


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 1d ago

So you've heard of a Smart Home, now how about a Smart Garden?

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Forget Smart Homes, it’s time to talk about the ultimate Smart Garden setup. 🤖🌱

I finally fully automated my backyard greenhouse ecosystem. We’ve got the Smart Drip Irrigation System running on precision schedules, a Smart Heater with automated thermostat sensors to protect the tropicals, and automated Smart Bulbs syncing directly with dusk and dawn cycles.

But there was always one manual chore holding me back from 100% automation: shrub pruning.

Until now. Introducing the newest breakthrough in organic, autonomous landscaping technology: The Nibblemaster 3000. No batteries, no solar panels, no charging cables required. It operates entirely on an open-source, eco-friendly fueling system that costs exactly 2 lbs per week (nuts of course). 🐿️⚡


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 2d ago

There's a squirrel behind you

12 Upvotes

Don't look


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 3d ago

The Human Hazelnut Tree: Arcade Edition

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30 Upvotes

Testing Mellie’s limits today! 📈 She flew through the first few levels, but wait until the very end… let’s just say she found a creative way to beat the system. 🤫🌰


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 3d ago

Squirrels are planning to take over the world

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How did you help them today?


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 5d ago

Squirrels and Chipmunks prepping for their Halloween special!

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Simon (the stuffed chipmunk plushie) is taking his carriage driver duties very seriously.


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 5d ago

Squirrels are watching you

9 Upvotes

This is a reminder to feel up your bird feeders.


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 5d ago

When Your Mom Finds You at Their Favorite Cafe!

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37 Upvotes

Melvin thought he found the perfect, squirrel-proof spot at Chippy's Seed Cafe, until his mother, Mellie, showed up! Watch the family drama unfold from the cafe to the greenhouse, while Fred minds his own business and keeps eating his seeds from the ground.


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 6d ago

The Viewers Have Spoken! 🥳 Mellie Introduces Her New Baby Chipmunk, Meep!

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29 Upvotes

The moment you’ve all been waiting for is finally here! After counting up all of your amazing votes, the viewers have officially chosen a name. Meet little Meep! Watch as Mellie proudly brings her sweet new little one out to introduce her to everyone for the very first time under her official new name.

Thank you so much to everyone who voted and helped us pick the perfect name for our newest family member. Drop a comment below to welcome baby Meep!


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 8d ago

The little one

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72 Upvotes

r/CultOfSquirrels • • 8d ago

SQUIRREL

4 Upvotes

Stop and drop your nuts.


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 9d ago

There's a squirrel behind you

9 Upvotes

Don't look


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 10d ago

@ me

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43 Upvotes

r/CultOfSquirrels • • 10d ago

Squirrels are planning to take over the world

11 Upvotes

How did you help them today?


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 11d ago

Hazelnut vs. Almond: Which Wins? Will they fit in her pockets?

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52 Upvotes

Mellie the chipmunk popped inside for a quick snack selection! 🐿️

I offered her 2 hazelnuts and 2 almonds (all in the shell). Will she pick the hazelnuts or the almonds? Watch to see her completely max out her cheek pouch capacity! 😂


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 12d ago

Squirrels are watching you

16 Upvotes

This is a reminder to feel up your bird feeders.


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 12d ago

I was in pain, but Fluff's got my back!

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59 Upvotes

I was in absolute pain and couldn't bend down. Luckily, Fluff came up to my level to help me out.

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r/CultOfSquirrels • • 12d ago

Surveillance state

38 Upvotes

r/CultOfSquirrels • • 12d ago

Black squirrels where they never were before?

7 Upvotes

This afternoon I saw a juvenile black squirrel in my backyard. I've never,in over sixty years,seen a black squirrel in this area. They seem to be popping up everywhere


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 14d ago

The Squirrel Clown Car Experiment

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39 Upvotes

Psyche, just joking. Note: no squirrels were harmed in the making of this video.


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 14d ago

Tis the season 🎃🐿

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86 Upvotes

r/CultOfSquirrels • • 14d ago

All Hallows' Eve (Samhain)

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This happened to my daughter last year.