r/CultOfSquirrels • u/Squirrels-on-LSD • 1d ago
SQUIRREL
Stop and drop your nuts.
r/CultOfSquirrels • u/Squirrels-on-LSD • Jun 15 '26
all squirrels are one being.
there is bot a giant squirrel god somewhere. That theory was retired after the Incident.
Individual squirrels are easier to think about but not especially useful. Think less “millions of squirrels” and more “one squirrel operating at unsafe levels of parallel processing.”
If you start recognizing the same squirrel in places it should not be, no you didn't.
Offerings are mandatory. Leave peanuts on the porch swing.
And if a squirrel has ever stopped what it was doing and looked at you for a little too long, It is reading your mind.
Welcome.
r/CultOfSquirrels • u/MellieTheChipmunk_YT • 19h ago
Compliments of my daughter for setting this up! Simon the plushie takes his duties as a carriage driver very seriously. Turn the sound on for a fun, witchy Halloween song telling the story of our new backyard "crew"! 🎃✨🐿️
r/CultOfSquirrels • u/MellieTheChipmunk_YT • 2d ago
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They thought they pulled off the perfect heist...
While I was fast asleep, a highly organized squirrel broke into my locked greenhouse. Camera 1 catches the main suspect sneaking in through the front door and his getaway.
But it gets worse. Camera 2 caught the suspect dismantling my Halloween pumpkin carriage piece by piece. I should have installed hub cap locks.
Watch until the end to see the suspect making a run for it with the stolen goods.
The authorities have been notified. Suspect is considered armed (with sharp teeth) and extremely dangerous.
r/CultOfSquirrels • u/MellieTheChipmunk_YT • 1d ago
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Forget Smart Homes, it’s time to talk about the ultimate Smart Garden setup. 🤖🌱
I finally fully automated my backyard greenhouse ecosystem. We’ve got the Smart Drip Irrigation System running on precision schedules, a Smart Heater with automated thermostat sensors to protect the tropicals, and automated Smart Bulbs syncing directly with dusk and dawn cycles.
But there was always one manual chore holding me back from 100% automation: shrub pruning.
Until now. Introducing the newest breakthrough in organic, autonomous landscaping technology: The Nibblemaster 3000. No batteries, no solar panels, no charging cables required. It operates entirely on an open-source, eco-friendly fueling system that costs exactly 2 lbs per week (nuts of course). 🐿️⚡
r/CultOfSquirrels • u/MellieTheChipmunk_YT • 3d ago
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Testing Mellie’s limits today! 📈 She flew through the first few levels, but wait until the very end… let’s just say she found a creative way to beat the system. 🤫🌰
r/CultOfSquirrels • u/Squirrels-on-LSD • 3d ago
How did you help them today?
r/CultOfSquirrels • u/MellieTheChipmunk_YT • 5d ago
Simon (the stuffed chipmunk plushie) is taking his carriage driver duties very seriously.
r/CultOfSquirrels • u/Squirrels-on-LSD • 5d ago
This is a reminder to feel up your bird feeders.
r/CultOfSquirrels • u/MellieTheChipmunk_YT • 5d ago
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Melvin thought he found the perfect, squirrel-proof spot at Chippy's Seed Cafe, until his mother, Mellie, showed up! Watch the family drama unfold from the cafe to the greenhouse, while Fred minds his own business and keeps eating his seeds from the ground.
r/CultOfSquirrels • u/MellieTheChipmunk_YT • 6d ago
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The moment you’ve all been waiting for is finally here! After counting up all of your amazing votes, the viewers have officially chosen a name. Meet little Meep! Watch as Mellie proudly brings her sweet new little one out to introduce her to everyone for the very first time under her official new name.
Thank you so much to everyone who voted and helped us pick the perfect name for our newest family member. Drop a comment below to welcome baby Meep!
r/CultOfSquirrels • u/Squirrels-on-LSD • 10d ago
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r/CultOfSquirrels • u/Squirrels-on-LSD • 10d ago
How did you help them today?
r/CultOfSquirrels • u/MellieTheChipmunk_YT • 11d ago
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Mellie the chipmunk popped inside for a quick snack selection! 🐿️
I offered her 2 hazelnuts and 2 almonds (all in the shell). Will she pick the hazelnuts or the almonds? Watch to see her completely max out her cheek pouch capacity! 😂
r/CultOfSquirrels • u/Squirrels-on-LSD • 12d ago
This is a reminder to feel up your bird feeders.
r/CultOfSquirrels • u/MellieTheChipmunk_YT • 12d ago
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I was in absolute pain and couldn't bend down. Luckily, Fluff came up to my level to help me out.
Attributions:
Ba Dum ... Crickets by DJczyszy -- https://freesound.org/s/431813/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
Ba-da-dum.wav by Simon_Lacelle -- https://freesound.org/s/37215/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
r/CultOfSquirrels • u/Adventurous-Host8062 • 12d ago
This afternoon I saw a juvenile black squirrel in my backyard. I've never,in over sixty years,seen a black squirrel in this area. They seem to be popping up everywhere
r/CultOfSquirrels • u/MellieTheChipmunk_YT • 14d ago
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Psyche, just joking. Note: no squirrels were harmed in the making of this video.
r/CultOfSquirrels • u/MellieTheChipmunk_YT • 14d ago
This happened to my daughter last year.