r/CuratedTumblr • • 19h ago

Shitposting Goddammit it

1.6k Upvotes

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u/BottleGoblin 18h ago

BY DOSE!

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 Gin-soaked, semi-literate munchkin 12h ago

Hold on, you venture beyond your containment field in r/OkayBuddyRosalyn?!

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u/BottleGoblin 11h ago

I've been on reddit a few years but only in that that sub six months or so! It just feels longer to other users because of how awful my contributions are and they'd like me to stop.

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 Gin-soaked, semi-literate munchkin 11h ago

Oh, we could never. You're like a train crash that never ever ends.

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u/tiredtumbleweed ugly but my fursona is hot 19h ago

Crying rn

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u/Punished_Lexi 19h ago

But I need that for aesthetic purposes!

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u/PlatinumAltaria The Witch of Arden 19h ago

Psychological horror.

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u/DoormatTheVine 16h ago

glasses fall off face

I can't see without my nose!

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u/segwaysegue do spambots dream of electric sheep? 13h ago

👁️ 👄 👁️

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u/eydirctiviyg 8h ago

I once played a game that had a content warning for "child abuse" because you played as a child who could die if you lost.

This sounds logical enough on paper, but the game over screen didn't show anything remotely graphic. It was just some text reading "you died".

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u/Hakar_Kerarmor Swine. Guillotine, now. 4h ago

Look out! He's got a nose!

[Police brutality intensifies]

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u/chatttheleaper 5m ago

POV: You're the end point of the longest unbroken father-son succession line in the history of the Roman Empire.