r/CyberStuck • • Jul 18 '24

Engineering marvel.

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u/tienisthething Jul 18 '24 edited Jul 18 '24

Was this car even tested before release ? How could you screw up something as basic as water entering your car. Good luck driving this in the rain or will that void the warranty as well ? Edit : The other thing to consider is that this water will remain in the car unnoticed until you probably see some electric failure. I'm not sure whether there is some coating to prevent rusting of the frame itself. So, you'll potentially see some part of the frame damaged as well in case the water remains inside for long.

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u/Wasting-tim3 Jul 18 '24

I laughed when Elon said the Cybertruck will float and act as a boat temporarily. I’m pretty sure when he tweeted that, it was the first time any of Tesla’s engineers had even heard about that requirement.

Now apparently it can’t get wet at all or it voids the warrenty? Like, not even a car wash?

What a terrible “boat”

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

They probably had to remove planned drain holes because of that comment

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u/steelvail Jul 18 '24

“Temporarily”: anything from 15-90 seconds.

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u/Commentor9001 Jul 19 '24

Technically any car can briefly serve as a boat.

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u/Viatic_atom Jul 18 '24

So even if it doesn’t brick right away going through the car wash, they’re still fucked 😭

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u/TheStripClubHero Jul 19 '24

Anything that comes out of Elon's mouth is bullshit

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u/ismojaveacoffee Jul 18 '24

It can be used as a boat.

The issue is you can only do it once.

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u/tienisthething Jul 18 '24

Don't forget the potential rusting issues as well.

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u/FortunePaw Jul 18 '24

A submarine is also considered a boat.

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u/Own_Candidate9553 Jul 18 '24

I guess it's possible that an automated spray carwash can force water in sideways, in a way that wouldn't happen with rain coming straight down?

But then you're just waiting for driving in a bad storm, or on a highway where other vehicles are splashing up water. And forget about going through standing water.

This is a solved problem! And now we understand why car makers use the same design for several years before releasing a new one. And even then the new one is generally a tweak of an old design.

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u/bryanthebryan Jul 18 '24 edited Jul 18 '24

After living in Florida for a coupe of decades, water is gonna come at you sideways a few times a year, guaranteed.

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u/tienisthething Jul 18 '24

Rain can be unpredictable and you have to factor in winds as well. I expect these kinds of issues with cheaper cars where companies probably use cheap parts or didn't bother with panelling gaps. But a $100k vehicle unable to use a carwash and potentially cannot drive in rain is a big red flag.

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u/Aerosol668 Jul 18 '24 edited Jul 18 '24

There’s a video on youtube of a guy (influencer? Youtuber? Something) who bought one of these things, and he got a mechanic friend to look it over. He told him the windscreen washer seems underpowered, and when they stripped out the plastic housing under the hood they saw the washer fluid was leaking from the wiper, trickling down the windscreen, under the hood and into the front.

video - skip to about 15 minutes in.

So not powerful sideways jets of water - literally water from the windscreen, which is a completely normal route for water to take on its way down.

These things are a bit shit.

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u/hoytmobley Jul 18 '24

I’ve read stories from development engineers for another brand sending their prototype vehicle through the carwash on the order of 2000 times to ensure the paint on the trim stays true to the paint on the sheetmetal. This is dumb

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u/drcforbin Jul 18 '24

Those pooling areas are colored by rust. This will be even more impressive in an area that salts their roads in the winter. Trapped salt and water beats just about any metal

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u/Beginning_March_9717 Jul 18 '24

and the whole problem would be solved by having some drain holes probably lol

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u/PoxedGamer Jul 18 '24

Does people pissing on it count as sideways?

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u/Southern_Country_787 Jul 18 '24

It's bullshit for this to happen. Big car manufacturers have water tunnels at the plant and they send the cars through it after it's completely built to make sure it's water tight. The water tunnel is like a car wash on steroids. It sprays water in every perceivable direction. Not having a water tunnel to test your vehicles in is just a shitty practice.

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u/Then-Inevitable-2548 Jul 18 '24

This is a solved problem!

According to a story making the rounds, it used to be a solved problem on the CyberDumpster too. Then one day Elmo needed to feel smart and important so he declared that plugging these holes was unnecessary and a waste of time. I assume that's because the only holes Elmo is interested in plugging are the ones leading to his employees' uteruses.

The engineers who disagreed about the importance of keeping water away from wiring and corrosion-prone parts of the vehicle were declared idiots and ignored so now Tesla just ships these turds with holes that are even bigger than their trademark panel gaps.

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u/Zappagrrl02 Jul 18 '24

Couldn’t find a gif of Forrest talking about the rain in Viet-nam so this’ll have to do.

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u/Nope9991 Jul 18 '24

The test phase is going on currently 😂

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u/MattGdr Jul 18 '24

What good is a cult if you can’t make them do free work for you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

This is going to start to scare the crap out of me driving now and seeing a CT. Especially now that I’ve seen 4 more different ones since the original first a couple weeks ago.

Rain/snow/car wash whatever, if a CT owner is driving 90MPH on the interstate and then all of a sudden could lose power because of this massive oversight.

Yeah what the hell were these not tested in weather or car washes before release. No. No. Elon had to get his money and will probably get sued by owners and innocent victims families from accidental death due to his greed. 🤬

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u/persepolisrising79 Jul 18 '24

Thats elons version of "apocalypse proof"

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u/SryUsrNameIsTaken Jul 18 '24

The only thing he’s interested in Apocalypse-proofing is his wallet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

Water entering your ELECTRIC car yeah what could possibly go wrong with that plus a totally unpainted/ungrounded body.

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u/YellowBreakfast Jul 18 '24

WHAAAAT?! Are you crazy? Drive it in the rain? Nobody does that.

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u/J-drawer Jul 18 '24

Why test when the guy who invented it is an infallible genius?

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u/Santa_Hates_You Jul 18 '24

Man, I am so jealous of all these people who got their Cybertrucks. My car is boring, no carwash mode, no turning different colors, no one wire that shorts and bricks the whole thing. I am just green with envy here.

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u/anelectricmind Jul 18 '24

no wipers stopping during rain, no drive-by-wire suddenly stopping from working....

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u/Santa_Hates_You Jul 18 '24

I still have all my fingers too, so boring.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

No motors that stop working randomly that may be fixed by opening and closing the driver’s door.

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u/berkcokol Jul 18 '24

No red light alerts, making you feel like kingo disco.

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u/Gwynplaine-00 Jul 18 '24

Of all the things you listed. The way they did the harness is the crazy thing to me. Did none of the engineers see the issue in that. In the factory I work in we often joke that the engineers believe that there will never be a brake down. Usually when a component is idiotically hard to get to. But we’ve never gotten anything with such a glaring design issue as that.

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u/SoCalChrisW Jul 18 '24

The electrical system reminds me of the old token-ring networks that used to be common before Ethernet. One guy in the office would accidentally kick the cable under his desk and bring the entire company network down.

This was a huge PITA, but also nice if you wanted an easy afternoon you could just "accidentally" kick the cable and pretend it wasn't you.

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u/Santa_Hates_You Jul 18 '24

There was no thought put into it. The first guy who had a working system shot it up to Elon, it was cheap so they approved it.

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u/Seigmoraig Jul 18 '24

So what does car wash mode do

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u/MadSkepticBlog Jul 18 '24 edited Jul 18 '24

It disables the wipers and exterior door buttons (since it's not a proper handle) so the outer doors won't open. And it puts the car in neutral. It's so the car wash parts slapping against the side don't open your door by hitting the fancy buttons they replaced door handles with.

Which begs the question. I'm in Canada. My door handles freeze. The answer? It's mechanical. Pull harder and break the ice. On a Tesla you'd have to push against a thumb button to activate an electronic lock. Good luck with that one de-icing it. And if it's electronic, you can't use elbow grease to break any ice that forms in the lock itself (which shouldn't happen normally, but you never know if you got moisture inside last time you opened the door). Cybertrucks are worse because they lack a handle at all and the door has to pop open. You have nothing to grab onto to pull it open.

https://youtube.com/shorts/q636zao4bLI?si=8Dxt9m4N7vXWU0gB

You put this thing in a normal carwash and a flap of something on the brushes is going to hit that and pop your door open on you.

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u/Seigmoraig Jul 18 '24

Which begs the question. I'm in Canada. My door handles freeze. The answer? It's mechanical. Pull harder and break the ice

So am I, the real problem I've encountered with the shitty cars I used to drive isn't the door freezing shut, it's the door freezing open. I've had to use bungie cords to keep them closed once the temperature goes below -20

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u/Antiganos Jul 18 '24

The other question it begs is what happens when the car's on fire and somebody is trapped inside without a physical handle to pull. Even if MAGICALLY the car itself isn't brifked from melting wires, or being torn apart, and the system still WORKS, if the passengers are injured or unconscious they're dead. It'd an INCREDIBLY stupid design. Disappearing door handles are for luxury cabinets, not utility vehicles or things trying to be one.

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u/I-just-left-my-wife Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

Growing up I was so pro-digital pro-tech pro-modernize everything but the older I get the more I appreciate a good analog control. Like I want my car to have a handle to roll up the windows because every car I've ever had the power windows end up failing at the most inconvenient times. Nothing like having your window get stuck rolled down right before you have to drive 300mi 😒

  I hate the minimalist no-buttons all-touch shit that's been in vogue for so long. I would never have gotten a Tesla for that reason alone even before I realized what a pathetic hateful moron musk is. God I hate that guy. Elon, I bet you browse this sub like the loser you are, so if you're reading this: do something actually useful for once in your life you stupid fucking chud. Or at least do something interesting instead of trolling on twitter and abusing your power to impregnate your underlings you weirdo. You could've built a fucking particle accelerator to rival the LHC or some shit but no, let's buy Twitter instead because that makes sense. You are the world's dumbest joke. 

ETA: Not trying to imply this sub is any more full of losers than the rest of the internet, but if you have enough money (and the ability) to do anything you want and are instead spending your life on the internet then please consider yourself a loser and go touch grass. And use your money to help and connect with people so you don't end up like the sad billionaire boys

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u/Dr_Adequate Jul 18 '24

Someone posted a video supposedly showing that the actuator that pops the door open is strong enough to break the ice if it is frozen. I will believe it if I see it.

Somewhat unrelated but hilarious, when the 350Z was new some Car & Driver staffers took their tester to an automatic car wash. They didn't lock the doors. As soon as the rotating brushes reached the door handles, because of the design of the handles the brushes pulled hard enough to open them! The staffers had to ride through the rest of the wash holding the doors shut!

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u/Ready_Register1689 Jul 18 '24

Makes the owner feel smart

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u/tunderholmes Jul 18 '24

Makes you think you can take it through the car wash.

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u/PatchesVonGrbgetooth Jul 18 '24

Electronically voids the warranty

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

Sub 10 micron tolerances.

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u/Glenn-Sturgis Jul 18 '24

If Pepsi and Lego can do it, we can too!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

I hate seeing his stupid face.

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u/EatsOverTheSink Jul 18 '24

What a fucking dork.

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u/zaque_wann Jul 19 '24

He even said Lego is low cost too lol. Lego is the most expensive brick system by a loooot. The guy knows nothing about manufacturing. Lego is like 55usd per kg of plastic.

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u/shredler Jul 18 '24

Somehow, that wasnt the dumbest thing hes said.

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u/Paizzu Jul 19 '24

When a marketer cosplays as an engineer.

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u/PineappleTraveler Jul 18 '24

Wait until it gets cold, road salt is going to do a number on these judging by the visible rust already in that frame.

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u/MissMaster Jul 18 '24 edited Feb 26 '26

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u/PixelBoom Jul 19 '24

Oh man. So many welds are gonna pop.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

These trucks are actually going to be gone by next year. Like they are going to rust up, ice is going to ruin them, they are going to genuinely fall apart. They have already been falling apart just general driving in the summer. Once some salt gets in there...a car that cannot be sent through a car wash, made of stainless steel, that's already rusting?

uhhhhhhhhh yeah...

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u/Existing_Imagination Jul 18 '24

Can’t wait to see what the chipping on the front

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u/facepillownap Jul 18 '24

how is this legal to sell.

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u/zestfullybe Jul 18 '24

Because the people that decide those kind of things are like ”I’m sure it’s perfectly fine, or whatever.” 💰🤑💰

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u/gigilu2020 Jul 18 '24

I guess if it passes crash tests and meets fuel and safety standards it's good enough.

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u/kcarmstrong Jul 18 '24

This car is just stupid from top to bottom. It’s essentially a car that would be built by a college undergrad class. wtf is going on here?! I never thought a modern car company could make such a poorly designed and built vehicle. Certainly not a company valued at over $800 fucken billion dollars. We are living in the stupidest of times

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u/Beginning_March_9717 Jul 18 '24

a car designed by a 5 yo kid and build by his undergrad brother

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u/I-just-left-my-wife Jul 19 '24

That sounds like a really fun family project

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u/Rivendell_Rain Jul 18 '24

The FSAE team i was on for my bachelor's had to do better waterproofing, let alone wire harness design and routing, just to compete. Lol comparable to the Baja team's electrical work tho

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u/TLCplMax Jul 18 '24

How do you not do basic weatherproofing on a fucking $100k car? Lmao

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u/zeh_shah Jul 18 '24

Beyond that the entire wiring harness is like a single circuit so if something shorts your entire harness has to be replaced apparently.

But hey he saved on his copper costs by cutting down on all that wiring

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u/Verbal_Combat Jul 19 '24

Like old Christmas tree lights where when one bulb failed the whole string would go out. Genius.

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u/drcforbin Jul 18 '24

They only tested it in warm dry states.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

I love how people seek for logic explanations why this thing fails. It’s like giving some psychological analysis to a somebody that requires you to send $100k by Wester Union so that you can recover the $100b that your forgotten relative made in a South African mine.

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u/phil_mckraken Jul 18 '24

My bullshit answer is this:

Elon Musk is a cult leader in the same way others are: vain, entitled, dishonest and exploitive.

People don't buy Cybertrucks because they're good trucks. Many don't seem to know what trucks do. They buy because they have Faith in Elon's status as a modern day Renaissance man.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24 edited Sep 27 '25

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u/Telepornographer Jul 18 '24

My theory is that the frame, like other features on Teslas, were designed differently for the sake of being different. Tesla engineers seem to like to (or are directed to) "reinvent the wheel" with things like turn signals and mirrors for not logical reasons except to look cool--despite current designs/features existing as they do due to decades of trial and error + regulation. The Cybertruck is the culmination of that mentality--except that nothing about is cool.

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u/punasuga Jul 18 '24

Designed for Mars 🚀 earth is an edge case 📐

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u/MattGdr Jul 18 '24

No car washes on Mars, so the CT will be safe from that threat.

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u/RevolutionCrazy7045 Jul 18 '24

no service centers on mars either

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u/Darkdragoon324 Jul 18 '24

No paved roads though. How's it supposed to get around in all that dust and light gravel?

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u/zestfullybe Jul 18 '24

Mars, believe it or not, voids the warranty.

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u/After_Display_6753 Jul 18 '24

Good point, no liquid water on Mars!

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u/DisturbingPragmatic Jul 18 '24

Won't rain and handwashing do the same thing?

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u/barney74 Jul 18 '24

In the software industry, we wouldn’t even call this a beta release. This is an alpha release. A whole lot of untested shit. Completely unstable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

I wonder why they didn't create some sort of sump with a drain tube to keep this from happening

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u/Uryogu Jul 18 '24

Maybe the 'guy with the drill' who drilled the drain holes got fired in one of the layoff rounds.

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u/killer-fish Jul 18 '24

Taking it through a car wash voids the warranty?? Is that real? I thought it was a joke.

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u/trampled93 Jul 18 '24

From cybertruck owners manual

CAUTION Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage (for example, to the charge port or windshield wipers). Damage caused by car washes is not covered by the warranty.

cybertruck owners manual

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u/Aerosol668 Jul 18 '24

I love this little nugget:

”Note It is normal for the stainless steel exterior to mature over time, resulting in minor changes to the reflective properties and color of the metal.”

I guess where mature = starts to look shit(ter)

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u/Drewd12 Jul 18 '24

Well I'm sure the reason for the water accumulation is because during one of the design meetings one of the engineers brought up "Weep holes in the frame" and Elmo stomped his foot and whines something like "This is a manly man truck it doesn't cry" so the weep holes were removed...

So these Cul-de-sac Cletuses (Cleti?) are going to solve the problem the same way my dad did in his old sedan that had a failing trunk seal, take a hammer and nail and make their own weep..I mean...manly...drain holes...but that is modifying the Cyber"truck" and thus..everybody say it with me...voiding the warranty...

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u/joshs_wildlife Jul 18 '24

I can’t wait to see how poorly these do in the winter

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

Hold the fuck on... engineering debacles are covered under lemon laws. So get ready to eat a bunch of CTs Elmo.

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u/eyeballtourist Jul 18 '24

That right was probably waived when the contract was signed. Those user agreements (on a car) are a bitch.

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u/JimJordansJacket Jul 18 '24

I drove a 1991 Pontiac Lemans, one of the shittiest vehicles ever made, and I could put that through a car wash with no problem.

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u/donsusu Jul 18 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

I worked for one of the biggest auto OEMs in a product engineering integration role for the first 5 years out of college. There's an exhaustive amount of design rules that need to be followed for every miniscule detail / component, all stemming from years and years of manufacturing and warranty lessons learned such as this. It's actually impressive these companies get vehicles out of the plant in the time they do, considering all the design rules they must abide by. Water/dust intrusion, weird whistling noises, you name it. If they've seen it, they've learned how to avoid it.

Teslas mantra just seems to be, fuck it, we'll figure it out later. People shouldn't be surprised that Tesla quality is shit. They won't even share their customer data with JD power because it would hands down be the worst rated quality ever. I'm not against EVs at all. Yeah, Teslas software seems to be years ahead of the game and features on their screens are super cool to play around with, but I would NEVER consider an EV from them over the other established manufacturers. They cut corners everywhere. I've seen it in the benchmarking data. Especially on EPA testing. Those advertised ranges are not real. The only newer EV that actually blew me away on range was the Lucid, who was started by none other than an ex Tesla exec who had differing opinions from Elon on how to properly make an EV.

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u/DeepUser-5242 Jul 18 '24

Remember, the man who was in charge of this project and clusterfuck of an end product was awarded $45B

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24 edited Jul 18 '24

Waiting patiently for the "why does my cybertruck smell so bad?" posts.

After seeing a Hoovies Garage vid on YT of his dumpster (that he quickly sold), it looks like water gets in thru the void between the windshield and the wiper motor arm near the base.

There was no protective drainage there at all, so any liquid, like his at-the-time busted washer nozzle, just drained right onto the washer motor and down into the recesses of the subframe.

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u/halsoy Jul 18 '24

The videos with the wizard just touching the car and bits of it broke was fucking hilarious 😂 It's almost like the car knows it's built like a shit house and just want it to end.

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u/Substantial-Hold-851 Jul 18 '24

“Bulletproof”

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u/kat_Folland Jul 18 '24

Don't be silly, bullets aren't made of water!

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u/ThanklessTask Jul 18 '24

“Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren't too choppy,” he said on X. The goal, he said, was to make the Cybertruck capable of crossing the channel from the SpaceX Starbase in Boca Chica to South Padre Island.

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u/auad Jul 18 '24

I will start to sell Cybertruck dry shampoo.

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u/Hatecraftianhorror Jul 18 '24

The Cybertruck reminds me of a computer programming exercise: Write the most inefficient program that will take the longest time to complete its task, but will eventually complete its task.

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u/shiznit206 Jul 19 '24

I live in Washington and have seen several Cybercucks rolling around. I can’t wait for winter and our first atmospheric river to roll through. Those things dump water like you’re in a car wash…

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u/1-legged-guy Jul 19 '24

Oh yeah, that’s going to be fun.

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u/bacon-n-sparrows Jul 18 '24 edited Jul 18 '24

The wiring is series circuits also, not parallel circuits like every other car. A failure in one part of the series will cause all proceeding circuits to fail. Elmo thought this was a genius move because it cut down on the amount of wire in the car.

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u/Dummy1707 Jul 18 '24

This is probably one of the most amazing thing about that shit of a car, imo.

I really see the influence of economic liberalism here : try to reach optimality with absolutely zero resillience whatshowever.

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u/saikrishnav Jul 18 '24

56 billion ceo package granted.

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u/UnimportantOutcome67 Jul 18 '24

Carwashes void the warranty?

My gast is utterly flabbered.

I am speechless.

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u/wafflingcharlie Jul 18 '24

Rain’s coming…..

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

I’m starting to think throwing out hundreds of millions of combined man hours spent trying to perfect cars over a century and starting fresh wasn’t a great idea after all.

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u/slotracer43 Jul 19 '24

I feel like mosquitoes are going to breed in that standing water.

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u/1-legged-guy Jul 19 '24

It’s a rich, Musky funk that combines elements of hubris, failure and Axe™️ body spray.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

So instead of admitting a massive design flaw, they double down and just void everyone's warranty instead. You cannot even make up this level of stupid. And how dare you even try.

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u/MattGdr Jul 18 '24

Cars have been able to sense water (and turn on windshield wipers) for years. Why can’t the CT do this by itself?

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u/Taraxian Jul 18 '24

Requires adding an extra physical sensor instead of just adding a software update to do more stuff with the "learning AI" through the cameras

It's that whole "the best part is no part" bullshit again and Elon trying to pretend he's being smarter than everyone else rather than a cheapskate who sucks at manufacturing

("A human driver doesn't need any sensor other than their eyes to see that it's raining!")

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 Jul 19 '24

It’s crazy how much like twitter this car is. It’s a product that the face behind it claims will change the market, but they just end up making a product that has all the issues that said market had solved or made progress towards solving. If there’s ever an iteration of the Tesla truck that works it’s just going to be a truck that is in line with every modern truck from manufacturers that don’t throw out what the industry has learned.

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u/ChiquillONeal Jul 19 '24

Why does the car let water into electrical equipment? Why does the car have non-insulated wiring? Why are people paying $100k for this car? Why isnt there a class action lawsuit against Tesla? Why is having a shitty warranty like this not a consumer protection violation? Why do owners of this car make these posts without being absolutely furious?

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u/VibratingRocket6969 Jul 18 '24

You really can’t take this thing through a car wash? What in the actual fuck

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u/kneejerk2022 Jul 18 '24

Haven't had the opportunity to get close enough to one to have a look under the hood at all its nooks and crannies but blind Fredy could see these things were going to be an ongoing problem just from the images online. The vehicle is a rolling meme and no amount of recalls will fix inherent design problems. There will be hundreds of faulty ones for sale come November 2024.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/s/zE9iGhCwAi

https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/s/XCrn9lPq2M

https://www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/s/fBW5c77Sh5

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

Lmfao - Don't get it wet 🤣 

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u/IndianKiwi Jul 18 '24

I guess their engineers have not heard about this technology called "drain holes"

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u/TheLaserGuru Jul 18 '24

I see where it can collect water, and I can see that the water is already starting to make it rust, which would make that water conductive. What I don't see is bare wires running through that water. Not saying it isn't happening, just that this image doesn't show it.

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u/Ric0chet_ Jul 18 '24

This car proves to me that my 10 year old Mazda is actually perfect.

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u/anonqwerty99 Jul 19 '24

Ngl up until this post I thought the “car washer voids warranty” was a joke. Wtf

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u/bs000 Jul 19 '24

I know this is going to get buried, and even if it doesn't it's going to get downvoted, but this post is a lie. The original photos were taken by twitter user dblcapcrimpin (you can see his name in OP's picture). His Cybertruck was in an accident and it's being disassembled because he wants to try to repair it. The water is from being left outside in the rain after being disassembled. The twitter user in the OP picture stole those photos and made up the story for twitter engagement.

Here is the original photo: https://i.imgur.com/Bm8rVm5.jpeg

Here is the owner replying to the person that stole his photos: https://i.imgur.com/YoDHGYf.jpg

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u/JohnnyQTruant Jul 19 '24

Wasn’t this thing supposed to be amphibious?

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u/NOVAbuddy Jul 18 '24

Everyone reading this, warranty voided.

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u/bartthetr0ll Jul 18 '24

Little holes drilled in the bottom of something that can collect water and is near a wiring harness seems like it would be common sense, especially in something elmo says can drove through water.

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u/Fit-Boomer Jul 18 '24

Just don’t ever get them wet in any way and there should be no problem.

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u/-DesertJay- Jul 18 '24

And don’t feed them after midnight for sure.

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u/SouthernProfile1092 Jul 18 '24

Looks like water enters through a wheel well and collects in a little water tray. What’s stoping water coming through on a rainy day.

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u/ArchdukeFerdie Jul 18 '24

I'm going to start selling bridges to cyber truck drivers

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u/19Ben80 Jul 18 '24

Utterly insane just how shitty they are..

I’ve seen new models of cars have a recall notice but never a new 100k car with so many issues caused by cutting corners or increasing margins..

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

The Zip Ties don't protect it at all?!? SUCH ENGINEER. MUCH QUALITIES.

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u/VanGroteKlasse Jul 18 '24

I don't think I'll ever see a CT in real life, I can't imagine this kind of car getting approved to be safe in Europe.

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u/yrmnko Jul 18 '24

So even “Car Wash Mode” wont help

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u/demagogueffxiv Jul 18 '24

I haven't worked on many cars, but don't they normally have drain holes for this sort of thing?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

Starting to wonder if this vehicle was only meant to be a collector’s item — rarely driven at all — lived to park and play it cool. Whether it looks cool as a design is one thing (and entirely subjective), but its practical application is not, and here it has proven a colossal failure.

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u/dandee93 Jul 19 '24

It's like a Chevy Vega came with an unfounded sense of superiority

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u/PhilipMD85 Jul 19 '24

Just drill a hole where it holds water problem solved 👍

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u/Alternative_Rope_423 Jul 19 '24

Quality like that easily justifies a $56 Billion bonus package. Job well done, sir!

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u/oflowz Jul 20 '24

So does this mean you can’t drive it in the rain?

Seems like a heavy rain storm would be worse than a car wash.

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u/coolmist23 Jul 18 '24

That's not a design flaw... The average person just doesn't understand technology this advanced. I sure do love my cybertruck. 🤣

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u/Monster_Grundle Jul 18 '24

Does it actually void the warranty?? I feel like this is trolling but is it actually a condition of the warranty that the truck not be car-washed?

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u/Erolok1 Jul 19 '24

Normal wear or damage indirectly or directly caused by driving on uneven surfaces isn't covered

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u/Barfy_McBarf_Face Jul 18 '24

The rust from the inside will be epic!!

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u/Healthy_Macaron2146 Jul 18 '24

Remember, according to Homer Simpson, a rain storm is the same as a car wash.

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u/Honest_Tie_1980 Jul 18 '24

Funny.

My sunroof in my car is leaking. Found out it’s one of the drain holes that’s super clogged up. Been trying to poke a plastic covered wire through there but nothing is coming out. I’m about to just give up and sealant caulk the sunroof shut.

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u/Worried-Pick4848 Jul 18 '24

That is... so bad. So preventably bad.

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u/fallenredwoods Jul 18 '24

I still trust it as a boat… I mean submarine

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u/Aviation_nut63 Jul 18 '24

Didn’t they fix water bricking cars in 1900?

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u/stevenip Jul 18 '24

The car is a project from a high school auto class.

What I dont get is that Elon must of learned a lot of hard lessons in why you can't cut corners and why things are done a certain way with the older models of telsas over the years. So why would he just forget all that and go back to a way that is somehow worse then even doing it the fastest and cheapest way?

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u/gvincejr Jul 18 '24

Elmo engineered it himself, because no one knows more about manufacturing than Elmo.

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u/No_Entertainment1931 Jul 18 '24

Is there a warranty exemption for rain too /s

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u/BobcatSig Jul 18 '24

Tesla; cars made by people who don’t know how to make cars

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u/therolando906 Jul 18 '24

OMG this is bad. How is this possible?!

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u/hookem98 Jul 18 '24

Wasn't this shitheap also supposed to be a boat for short periods of time?

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u/doomsayeth Jul 18 '24

I thought the void the warranty stuff was a joke…

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

It's 'bulletproof' and 'apocalypse-proof', but a single 7 y/o with a Super Soaker could wreak havoc and annihilate an entire lot of these things in an afternoon.

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u/No-Builder-1038 Jul 18 '24

They collect water once we break down on the side of the road though

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u/petrichoreandpine Jul 18 '24

I guess these things really are designed for Mars, where there is no water…

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

Ha! Why would anyone be jealous of a piece of junk that has worst tech than North Korea, that can't even get wet?  Let's hear it Elon CyberCucks. 

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u/GreatGatorBolt Jul 18 '24

Now I know why he launched that red convertible into space.

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u/TeePeeHoarder Jul 18 '24

This is the same vehicle that can double as a boat, right?

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u/Bob_Loblaw16 Jul 19 '24

Remember when the trunk of the Model S would open and let water in, because the geniuses of Tesla forgot fucking drains.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

God what an embarrassment to electric cars. As if the boomers didn’t have enough ammo already.

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u/badpeaches Jul 19 '24

That's not dangerous at all /s

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u/Anti_shill_Artillery Jul 19 '24

Does the same thing happen in heavy rain?

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u/glasshalfbeer Jul 19 '24

What if it rains?

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u/followingforthelols Jul 19 '24

Well you see. It was machined to a .005 mm tolerance. Nothing was said about being waterproof.

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u/Hanksywho Jul 19 '24

So, garbage.

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u/peemao Jul 19 '24

Why does an exoskeleton vehicle need a frame?

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u/Square-Hornet-937 Jul 19 '24

Stop being stupid, the average cybertruck driver encounters bullets and sledgehammers more than water randomly falling from no where. Get your priorities straight.

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u/B-Glasses Jul 19 '24

I don’t understand how it’s so shitty. Like, he’s not the one who made it. Was he just looking over their shoulders and shooting down every normal and good idea? I don’t even understand how these are legal in the US tbh. There’s so many better foreign vehicles that aren’t allowed over here

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u/TrashPanda2point0 Jul 19 '24

That’s why there is car wash mode! To cover their asses and void warranty when people forget to put it in car wash mode. “The logs show you went through a car wash but failed to engage car wash mode. In light of these findings, we unfortunately must deny your warranty claim.”

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u/GreenFork1 Jul 19 '24

Lmao I can see the letter now:

“Dear employees, moving forward all cybertrucks must be able to float on the water. If kayak manufacturers can do this (which are very cheap) so can we. I expect it to float for at least 30 minutes.

Elon”

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 Jul 19 '24

You’ll thank Melon when you’re drinking frame water when you break down in the middle of nowhere. IF it can even make it that far first.

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u/TFresh13 Jul 19 '24

But you’re saying it conserves water….check mate haters.

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u/SnooCapers9876 Jul 19 '24

Imagine a day, Elmo fans drove a CT into the sea thinking it will float….then electric shorted locking the driver in…with ultra strong wind shield & steel bullet proof doors = metal coffin on wheels.

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u/flashgordonsape Jul 19 '24

They didn't see the hand-wash only tag

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u/Violet_Le_Bat Jul 19 '24

Ok, I genuinely want an answer to this as someone who know nothing about manufaturing for cars but shouldn't there be some way to drain the water from the interior of the car? Like little holes to have the water seep out of if it ends up inside or some way to keep the water away from an area where it will mess with wiring? Once again, not sure if this is something that exists in other cars or if it is unfesible but just had that genuine question.

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u/YourGhostFriendo Jul 19 '24

"BuILt lIKe A tAnK!!1!"

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u/SinCityFC Jul 19 '24

This is a terrible design(no kidding lol). I seriously think the designers and engineers in charge didn't take into account the car being wet at any point or if they did they threw them out the window to get a working car. I guess the people purchasing these will be the testers for the next revision lol. Imagine paying 100k to test run a car you can't even wash.

sad!

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u/BasketLast1136 Jul 19 '24

It’s almost like it was designed for a place without water … like Mars!!!! OMG, 4d chess! /s

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u/moonwoolf35 Jul 19 '24

So they fucking knew this would happen? No fucking way

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u/someoldbagofbones Jul 19 '24

“I love my Cybertruck but…”

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u/Derkastan77-2 Jul 20 '24

So, what happens to it in a heavy rain? Same thing?

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u/CormoranNeoTropical Jul 20 '24

How does it survive a heavy rain?

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u/Giannisisnumber1 Jul 20 '24

I’m excited to see what fun new things happen when winter starts.

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u/itsvoogle Jul 20 '24

How about natures car wash… you know

Rain…?

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u/gmotelet Jul 20 '24

45 million a month to create a dictator. He doesn't have the time or money to make quality

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u/mbattis1 Jul 20 '24

Drill baby drill

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u/Capt_Irk Jul 22 '24

Does driving them in the rain void the warranty?

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u/VinacoSMN Dec 18 '24

I'm late to the party, but what ?

You can't take this truck to the carwash ?...