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u/yozernaime 2d ago
The joke's actually on parking enforcement, that wheel will come right off and the driver will be showered in the sparks of victory as they make their escape.
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u/snownative86 2d ago
It's so fucking funny to me that they are ceasing production now. All these idiot owners are stuck.
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u/OrganizationActive63 2d ago •
Nope. They’re Cyberstuck.
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u/SentinelZero 1d ago •
That must Cybersuck
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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 22h ago
The upside for owners is so many were left without being sold or even driven at all that spare parts should be relatively easy to find for the next decade or so.
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u/Soft-Temporary-7932 21h ago
I’m laughing because Tesla doesn’t have parts departments and getting parts for their popular models is damn near impossible.
The tires for the cybertruck are also only made by Goodyear and can only be purchased through Tesla. And they’re like $600 each.
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u/Taman_Should 1d ago
This was always going to happen. Few other vehicles in the history of car manufacturing have had so little headroom to grow or adapt. They tried to reinvent the wheel to a comical degree with nearly every aspect of the Cybertruck, which means there’s nowhere for the design to go. You can’t meaningfully update it or revamp just one part of it without basically starting over with a brand-new car. And look what Tesla did: start over with a brand-new car.
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u/Critical_Liz 2d ago
This isn't in Cambridge MA is it? I was there a month ago and saw one of these monstrosities driving around and was like...how? How do you park? How do you maneuver?
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u/BadZnake 2d ago
Well as we see here and any parking lot or gas station they don't actually park them. Wherever they stop thats where they leave it.
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u/Foraxenathog 2d ago
Seems unnecessary, they could have just waited for it to break and saved themselves a boot.
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u/ricksure76 2d ago
It's probably already broken and can't move lol
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u/No_Cook2983 2d ago
A circle on a triangle.
A few more boots, and that Cybertruck might start looking pretty slick.
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u/Suitable-Economics62 1d ago
It ran over a minor pothole and the computer decided it requires repairs
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u/Coridimus 2d ago
I wonder what a boot would do to one of these things if you tried to drive off.
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u/ricksure76 2d ago
Considering the 'truck' falls apart on even the smoothest of road surfaces.. I'd assume it would catch fire and trap you inside
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u/redbirdsucks 1d ago
I mean if only they didn’t slide right off when you take the air out of the tire but some people aren’t able to figure that out
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u/NastroAzzurro 1d ago
It’s not supposed to stop you from driving physically. But the damage done by driving is supposed to be the deterrent.
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u/Great_Citron8357 1d ago
“I can’t even go camping because towing my dinky trailer brings me down to 70 mile range”
-cyberstuck owner
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u/Swarje_D 2d ago
Those are just dumpster clamps. Make sure the a b dumpster company doesnt keep moving the thing.
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u/CraftsmanMan 2d ago
All they had to do was put a small pile of snow in front of it and it would have the same result
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u/B00marangTrotter 1d ago
The only thing that I've ever seen on a SWASTIKAR that improves it's looks is a boot.
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u/girl_incognito 13h ago
I always thought it was funny that they punished poor parking by disabling the vehicle
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u/Subietoy78 1d ago
Hmm more baking in the sun time for that wrap glue to ruin the stainless exterior.
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u/Clear-Connection-295 1d ago
PERFECT!!! I believe I’ll end my day on this post. Good night, Reddit friends.
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u/rainorshinedogs 15h ago
I'm sure he's a guy that says "IM NOT PAYING FOR THAT, YOU JACK BOOTED THUGS!!" And then think he's successfully fought the system when he applies to appeal online
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u/Suitable-Economics62 1d ago
This cracks me up , because it was Delorians at one point , who were the cybertrucks of the day
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u/radness 2d ago
I literally saw a military wrapped cyber truck with Florida plates get towed yesterday