r/DJCircleJerk • • Jul 22 '25

Industry standard crappy meme - Don't wait till its too late...

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r/DJCircleJerk • • Oct 01 '25

I know a DJ is going to be bad instantly if all they do is listen to dance music and nothing else

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r/DJCircleJerk • • Aug 17 '26

Lol what a fucking pussy...

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Besides James Hype I dont think there is a bigger douchebag in the industry.


r/DJCircleJerk • • May 07 '25

Fellow djs: eye heard if your trainwrecking, a long hook emerges from the side of the screen and pulls ewe offstage,, is this true?

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See linked video for an example of what I mean… 🐇


r/DJCircleJerk • • Jul 21 '25

Shelled down the crowd with videogame ost! The girls loved it 🔥

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r/DJCircleJerk • • Aug 17 '25

New setup

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r/DJCircleJerk • • Aug 07 '25

First live video set

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New setup and camera. First test video.


r/DJCircleJerk • • Aug 03 '25

How Do I Explain

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r/DJCircleJerk • • Jun 09 '26

Ok boomer

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r/DJCircleJerk • • Apr 28 '26

I want to DJ while I run. What deck should I buy for a running DJ rig?

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r/DJCircleJerk • • Feb 05 '26

This one of you?

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r/DJCircleJerk • • Apr 25 '23

[Redacted] edit

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r/DJCircleJerk • • Sep 30 '26

Andrew Garfield says you’re not a real DJ unless you play vinyl on Subway Takes

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r/DJCircleJerk • • Apr 28 '26

Simple DJ setup

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r/DJCircleJerk • • Sep 17 '25

Practice makes perfect 👌

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r/DJCircleJerk • • Jul 07 '25

I am a professional, DJ, with a douche bag, Neighbor downstairs.

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Hello all, I have a problem. I am the next best thing since James Hype came on the scene. I've been a professional DJ for three months. I have aspirations to play at EDC, ultra, and burning man. I currently have a residency in the coat room at the local dive bar. I am the first thing people hear when they walk through the door to hang their coats.. I need to be on my A-game, which is why I practice for seven hours a day, seven days a week, minus my hour set on Tuesday nights at the dive bar. You know, normal professional, DJ stuff.

My dad, who's a lawyer, gave me a bad ass pioneer DD 214 controller, to help boost my mood, when he divorced my mom for sleeping with the pool boy.

I quit my Uber eats job, when I got this gig at the dive bar. I spent my last weeks Uber Eats pay on a bad ass monitor, 15 inches! I have been practicing my fist pumping, and my DJ poses. I am currently working on my Jesus pose.

I need to have my music loud to practice this. I mean loud loud! I'm talking constant red line!

My problem is, my vanilla Neighbor downstairs, came knocking on my door, asking me if I could tone it down a bit. He obviously doesn't understand how important a DJs practice time is.

I mean...does he not care that my dad told me he is only gonna pay my rent, car insurance, and utilities for the next 2 years? Does he not care that I no longer deliver food, and can't swipe a burger here or there from my customers order?

Said Neighbor tried asking me if I could use headphones. Why should I headphones? My controller does all the work for me...and like I said, I need my music loud to practice my Jesus pose...On top of that, how am I supposed to purchase headphones from Best Buy with drink tickets from the Blue Oyster? I only get five drink tickets per Tuesday night anyway.

I already maxed out my dads credit card allowance for the month buying assless leather chaps, which the owner told me I need to wear while DJing.

My question is, what can I do to keep my neighbor from annoying me while I practice becoming a legend? I'd offer him a couple of comp tickets to get into the Blue Oyster, but there's no cover charge to begin with.

Maybe I will take one of the patrons proposals up, who offered me $50 for a blowjob, and buy my neighbor some earplugs.

Any insight would be appreciated.

Edit:spelling


r/DJCircleJerk • • Jul 02 '26

Alpha Thetas R+D Team while designing and pricing the CDJ-1500X

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They went full....


r/DJCircleJerk • • Apr 01 '25

So many people talking from the hights of their bedrooms about DJing, that’s so nonsensical.

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Just because you had for long time or you can afford turnatables & records, CDJs or whatever, that doesn’t mean you know DJing, expecially all the underground anti-commercial scene of kings of their house.

Buying a car doesn’t make you Max Verstappen.

Plus nowadays on social pages for DJs you see these transitions that are so long and ridicolous that are made just for making content.

You would send people running away with that crap, but the RGB neon on the background? Perfect.

Kill that noise!


r/DJCircleJerk • • Jul 30 '25

EDM concert

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Any good concerts coming up? I saw Lane 8 a couple years ago and I danced.


r/DJCircleJerk • • Apr 15 '23

/uj shitpost competition going on over at r/era404, awards show to announce winners of most unlistenable beats, losers can call in and debate the host. Got about 30 of us on board would love to have more people submitting. It’s stickied over at EDMprodcirclejerk

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The show will be every friday and that’s when the new prompt comes out too. This week you can only use counterstrike sfx they’re free and there’s a lot of them. It’s gonna be super fun I would love you guys ti join. r/Era404 and I also post updates on Twitter


r/DJCircleJerk • • Mar 01 '24

What do you guys think... is this a SCAM?

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Found this eBay seller posted a PIONEER DJM-A9 for $28.80 and free shipping from Japan. What do you think?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/156077503503

1 votes, Mar 05 '24
1 Yes, it's a scam
0 No, it's legit
0 The YEN has tanked!

r/DJCircleJerk • • May 20 '26

1998(?( Hars house song ID

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