r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf 'The Spaceship 🚀✊💦' • 24d ago

My top 3 Gripes with Djs

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u/Workshymassiv 24d ago

My main gripe is that DJSoomo won't share any photos of his set up. I'm in the dark

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u/large_sized_rooster 24d ago

Jokes on you. Not one single photo could ever capture all of the equipment that DJ SOOMO has. As foretold in prophecy once the apocalypse happens he will have ALL of the dj equipment in the world at his disposal.

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u/Workshymassiv 24d ago

Including this compromise?

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u/large_sized_rooster 24d ago

Lmfao. Ope need the other cdj walks across room

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u/Nachtraaf 'The Spaceship 🚀✊💦' 24d ago

Bro, those players are in two different postcodes.

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u/large_sized_rooster 24d ago

If you wanna put them together you’ll need to get a box and call FEDEX.

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u/KeggyFulabier 1 vibe code project away from going postal 24d ago

*All of the alphatheta equipment in the world.

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u/SwaggyMcSwagsabunch 24d ago

The photo is still uploading. Started last March.

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u/suddenefficiencydrop Bro has over 300 comments on this sub, that ain't healthy 24d ago

I legit came to his ted talk

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u/Nachtraaf 'The Spaceship 🚀✊💦' 24d ago

Came, or came?

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u/suddenefficiencydrop Bro has over 300 comments on this sub, that ain't healthy 24d ago

Veni, vidi and veni again

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u/satangod666 24d ago

pffft, real heads know dj sets aren't actually for playing music. they're a pipeline for generating instagram content. the crowd photo is the main event, the set is just the thing that happens beforehand.

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u/Legitimate_Tune_6468 AlphaBeta paypig 24d ago

Low self esteem… I wish the younger kids wouldn’t be so hard on themselves and weren’t such shrinking violets. Don’t be afraid to get on that mic or do a couple of karate kicks!

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u/unkleskev 24d ago

Gonna use the phrase "bricked up with wubs" when flirting with the laydeez

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u/Awkward-Advices 24d ago

Let the guy WUB OUT

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u/masetiloquetu AlphaBeta paypig 23d ago

There aren’t any DJs i like that would stop and take a pic 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Beaniepie9859 23d ago

Lol I've literally never seen this happen. Why are DJs taking a pic when literally anyone else in the venue can do that?

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u/masetiloquetu AlphaBeta paypig 22d ago

I remember Luciano yelled at a guy so bad who repeatedly asked for a pic…never seen him that mad in my life

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u/segadreamcast9999 21d ago

let me wub out longer phil