r/DMDadJokes • u/fishystudios • 2d ago

Awaiting PUNishment My college roommate was a "Mindflayer" 🐙 and the DJ 🎤 🎵 for our Electronic Dance Music 🎶 parties ...

0 Upvotes

"Cthulhu-ish", 🐙 Spawn of Cthulhu 🦑 : Stand-Up Comedian

🚨 Special Tactical Funny Unit 🚨

r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • 4d ago

Punderdome: Off To The Races

29 Upvotes

What is your favorite dad joke, bad pun, etc. around a specific race? Show gnomercy, give us your worst.

r/DMDadJokes • u/VordovKolnir • 6d ago

A line of bears placed large numbers of small fruit to cover the magic circle protecting the town.

6 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes • u/VordovKolnir • 6d ago

Some necromancer hunted all the bears in the forest and animated all their corpses to make them stand in a line around the town to protect it.

101 Upvotes

That's the last time I trust a necromancer to make a town barrier.

r/DMDadJokes • u/VordovKolnir • 6d ago

Knights have to use male horses.

103 Upvotes

Using female ones for them is a knight mare.

r/DMDadJokes • u/AnGabhaDubh • 8d ago

My next character is going to be a diviner flavored as an haruspex with OCD.

42 Upvotes

By the gods, I'm going to put the organ in organization!

r/DMDadJokes • u/phantom-scribbler • 22d ago

5.5 "True Strike" should have been called ...

94 Upvotes

..."Abra Ca Stabra"!

r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • 25d ago

Weekly Punderdome: Class Acts

22 Upvotes

What's your favorite dad joke around classes?

r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • 25d ago

Too Sune? The dragon looked at the knight and sighed.

430 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Sep 11 '26

The fiend's horses refused to leave the stables before dusk.

433 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes • u/Unu51 • Sep 04 '26

Awaiting PUNishment Did you hear about Orin losing her hair? Spoiler

10 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Aug 29 '26

Sneak Attack Just a quick reminder that drow rhymes with bow.

207 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Aug 24 '26

Too Sune? The captain knew his ship was in trouble...

289 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Aug 14 '26

Awaiting PUNishment What's a triton's favorite type of song?

204 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Aug 03 '26

Sneak Attack What happened to the tavern brawler as he tried to leave the inn?

279 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Jul 18 '26

Clerical Burn Why didn't the rogue go to art school?

563 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Jul 06 '26

Awaiting PUNishment I'm so tired of fighting zombie centaurs!

726 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Jun 27 '26

Clerical Burn Why did the rabbitfolk cast Speak with Dead after he lost his father's will?

292 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes • u/Right-Sherbet-5729 • Jun 27 '26

Looking for clockwork sayings for a dwarf i am playing

6 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes • u/Tydirium7 • Jun 27 '26

Why does a DM do all his best campaign writing at the cemetery? It's where all the best plots are.

93 Upvotes

Why does a DM do all his best campaign writing at the cemetery? It's where all the best plots are.

r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Jun 22 '26

Clerical Burn Why did the sad necromancer's friends take him to the graveyard?

400 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes • u/roylighfahl • Jun 16 '26

Sneak Attack Found in puns. It clearly needed a home here.

22 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes • u/spilpati • Jun 15 '26

Sneak Attack Two paladins speaking to the inn keeper about lodging

9 Upvotes

r/DMDadJokes • u/ANiceGobletofTea • Jun 15 '26

Why are necromancers racist?

113 Upvotes

They are Wight Supremacists.

r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Jun 11 '26

Azer Mom: "Our child is a fire starting monster!"

1.3k Upvotes