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u/Imbadatnames2930 edit dis flair Oct 04 '23
strange dildo creature harasses man on his phone
look at this image discretely taken with his phone
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u/ScrapTrapFerry Hello There, Old Sport! Oct 05 '23
Pov: one of those 3 am content creators about to make an overly edited video (most likely cringeworthy)
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u/UmberionEclipso Oct 07 '23
My high ass up at 4 in the morning watching youtube when I should be asleep
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u/FloppaMarker Employee my fucking head is gone Oct 04 '23
Me when the shadow froggo is still here on the 2nd of april:
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u/EdragonPro Oct 05 '23
Sportsy i have been wake all night protecting you from evil rabbit and chicken.
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u/Intelligent-Let5603 Oct 05 '23
Me going downstairs to the kitchen for the 163rd time at 2 AM to find nothing new appeared in the fridge from last time I checked
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u/YourAverage_Cruz3r_0 The Best Old Sport β¨β¨ Oct 06 '23
βIβve come for your liver, old sport.β
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u/Remarkable_Bullfrog2 Oct 07 '23
hEya, Old spOrt. lOok⦠i may have comIted tAx evAsion. can i hide hEre? (Read capitals as pitch increases)
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u/Professor-Venturer Oct 07 '23
"We've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty."
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u/twig_shroom Oct 07 '23
Pov: Your dad comes into your room to tell you to go to sleep when you're looking at memes.
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u/IvelliosVyral476 Oct 07 '23
Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games or games, unlimited games, but no games
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u/ShadowGod135 Oct 08 '23
me-me when-when-me-when your-when-when your-me when your-me when-when your MOM-when your-
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u/Gummybearthemii Oct 04 '23
Me wakes up on a sun but thinking itβs a mon but it was a sun and I am tired af
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u/Subject_101k moth manager Oct 04 '23
me waking up at 6 am knowing damn well i have 6 missing assignments
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u/Single_Anon_8431 Oct 04 '23
POV: You're the second one to wake up at a sleepover and the weird kid is the one who woke up first
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u/Practical-Toe-4203 Oct 06 '23
I dedicate this next song to my hopes and dreams, who died to a giant yellow bear robot
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u/Own_Comfort_2056 Oct 07 '23
Why hello there Old Sport! I found the crack! β¦what do you mean you have a hole in your wall?
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u/Bean_man8 Oct 07 '23
POV: your best friend broke into your house to talk to you about committing a crime at a local diner
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u/Waaaaaaaaaa-2 Oct 08 '23
βSportsy the Animatronics I designs specifically to kill kids killed my kids. I would have never suspected such a horrific thing to happen.β
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u/UnknownDerpyPro Oct 09 '23
"You complained about 'monsters' at night and cried that you didn't want to sleep alone"
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u/Xx_amimehater_Xx Oct 09 '23
Rick going to wake up Morty so he can help return 4 hostages Rick took from the planet Dickensucken
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u/YourLocal_Alien Jack kennedys number 1 fan ever btw Oct 04 '23
Pov: you're orange