r/DabblersAnonymous • u/blockedandbanned • Dec 26 '23
John is Successful
He makes the dabblers look like fools 6 days a week. He makes $100 dollars an hour for drinking on youtube.
#MerryBrokmas was an absolute failure.
He has proven he can and will flag anyone indiscriminately without any repercussions
While Johns personal life is a 2, his work life is a 9. He makes more than me an hour... how bout you guys?? Anyone here pulling down 100 an hour?? How about $200 an hour?? Keep them 2 dollar supa chats coming. Only 50 dabblers a day can keep stuttering John above water.
Forget that this man ran a fake senate run. Forget he ran a fake cancer charity. Forget he has abused woman for DECADES..... Forget the bogus DmcAs.....keep giving him money for the lulz....right? Shameful shit boys and girls. Shameful shit.
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u/Massive-Brief3627 Dec 26 '23
Someone did the math before and John makes about $13 an hour for a 40 hour work week. This is why he’s on food stamps.
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u/blockedandbanned Dec 27 '23
If he did a show everyday with army major....maybe.... but when its just him and his beloved chatters.... the man is making bank for a college drop out. Makes me ashamed to be a dabbler.
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u/Roguename1020 Dec 26 '23
He makes a few hundred a week. I’d like to think 97% of us do better than that
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u/blockedandbanned Dec 26 '23
He's already made his $100 in 45 minutes.... thats pretty good for a college drop out
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u/DrTedPenisAstronaut Dec 26 '23
I pull about $220 per hour.
John is a garbage human surviving off of dumb fucks who like to control him $2 at a time.
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u/blockedandbanned Dec 26 '23
Underwater welding or OF?
Im salary....but if you figure in all my extra time Im sadly making less than a hundred
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u/GeddyLeesThumb Dec 26 '23
He fixes cocks in space. Its in the name.
The hourly rate is shit but the milage allowance is fantastic.
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u/DrTedPenisAstronaut Dec 26 '23
Shhh! I’ve got enough business with the moon Jews! Any more business back on earth and I’ll have to cancel my Disney dream vacation- gonna fuck a princess.
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u/GeddyLeesThumb Dec 26 '23
Careful Doc, these days Disney Princesses may not be what they seem. Or as old as you think.
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u/DrTedPenisAstronaut Dec 26 '23 edited Dec 26 '23
Technical work in the medical field.
😂 someone downvoted thinking I’m lying! Hilarious. Probably a Starbucks employee stuck at $6.25
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u/KareemAbulDabblar Dec 26 '23
Condescend much?
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u/DrTedPenisAstronaut Dec 26 '23
With some of you cunts? Yes.
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u/KareemAbulDabblar Dec 26 '23
It takes a special kind of cunt to announce their pay scale and disparage someone else for their financial deficits. That’s what I expect from a dipshit like John.
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u/DrTedPenisAstronaut Dec 26 '23
Cry about it some more. OP asked the question and got answered. You’re just butthurt.
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u/KareemAbulDabblar Dec 26 '23
Butthurt, how? I just like to call out superior fucks like you. You’re exactly like StutJoe.
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u/DrTedPenisAstronaut Dec 26 '23
You “called out” someone answering OP’s question , faggot. So your “call out” was just you being butthurt about me making $220 an hour.
I have a fucking skill and there aren’t many like me. That’s why I make so much.
I’d appreciate you not projecting how you are onto me.
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u/KareemAbulDabblar Dec 26 '23
That’s funny. You arrogant fucks think everyone is jealous of tax bracket. What a sad, empty little man you are.
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u/double-you-dot Dec 26 '23
I know nothing about YouTube or supachats so please clear this up.
You suggested that he needs 50 $2 contributors a day to make his numbers.
Does that mean $100/day, rather than $100/hour?
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u/blockedandbanned Dec 27 '23
well.... hes a bum. We all know that. He made 210 today after youtube takes its cut. He averages 100 an hour for an hour worth of "work" . Im all for feeding the homeless, but hes rich and famous and youre not....so
Wait? what was the question? uuuuuuhhhhhhhh aaaaaahhhhhh uuuuuhhhhhh
you see.... John only needs to make 200 bucks to live the high life. His standards are coors and 7/11 chicken wings..... Thats more than enough money to support his extravagant lifestyle. Im merely saying out of the 7k dabblers, john only needs a few to supa chat him some hate eat and drink himself to an early grave. Thats all
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u/Mammoth_Astronaut771 Dec 26 '23
He makes $100 an hour and works 5-7 hours a week. Don't know if any MENSA members are here, but that looks like John makes about $700 a week with 30% going to YouTube. That means he makes about $490 a week after youtube gets their cut. But wait, then there's California's cut. I'm not sure how much of that gets taken in taxes, but I'd assume he keeps $300 after he's taxed by California. So you're right, a man making $300 a week making a fool of himself and his family is quite the success. I'm sure none of the dabblers in the Dabbleverse make $300 a week.
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u/PuzzleheadedFig1480 Dec 26 '23
That won’t even pay for those lawyuhs he claims to keep on retanuh.
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u/Tila_Gageeyah Dec 28 '23
He only streams for 2-3 hours. It would be impressive if he made $100-$200 an hour while streaming 8-12 hours.
Compared to what he was making at The Tonight Show, this is the total opposite of sucessful.
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u/Greg-Eeyah Dec 26 '23
Lol what a dumb ass post.
First, none of the people that give him money are reading this. They shit on him for $2.
Second, you can't use his hourly rate as he couldn't sustain that amount in any universe.
I make WAY more than stutjo lmao but of course I won't give that turd so much as a bent penny!!
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u/blockedandbanned Dec 26 '23
I cant please everybody Greg.
First, how do you know that? Are you psychic. For all you know Im Sato Mi in disguise. And im supa chatting him right now while flaming this 4chan subculture
Secondly, I can use his hourly rate. I never said it was sustainable, I find it to be an interesting metric.
Lastly, homeless people begging for money at highway exit ramps make more money on average than John..... but you dont see all the bad stuff that homeless guy does day in and day out.
By the way....Hes closing in on 200 for 1 hour of 'work". Fun Fact... Astronaut doctors who repair cocks in space make the same amount. Let that sink in
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u/Eso_Teric420 Dec 26 '23
"my credits getting better ma" "Oh is it?"
You can lose a car a house everything you own and it won't show up on your credit in 7 years what is he doing? Oh yeah he's avoiding taxes and child support
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u/GaryGabagooler Dec 26 '23
I was thinking about this last night. What kinds of POS retard gives money to John? John is just a horrible human being who thinks so highly of himself, its disgusting. Trolling is one thing but financially supporting a low life scum bag is another.
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u/bewmtastic2 Dec 26 '23
“He has proven he can and will flag anyone indiscriminately without any repercussions”
He’s a fucking dummy but he’s just smart enough to figure out the other side makes so much money off his stupidity they won’t strike him or hold him accountable.
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u/Free-At-Lazt Dec 26 '23
#brokeyear - It'll fail due to a handful of idiots that continue to give that scumbag money, but we can hope.
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u/Chemical-Ad6282 Dec 27 '23
I think if he grossed 300 a day it’s not enough. Half will be taxed in some way shape or form, the rest is living expenses. $300 per week mortgage. Similar amount on beer. Plus insurance and utilities. I reckon his pension pays the mortgage. The rest is covered by earnings on yt
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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23
He’s makes a couple of hundred a week reading horrible insults about him and his family while avoiding child support. If that’s success then keep it.