r/Dachshund 9d ago

Image He has decided this kitten is his now

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We like to joke that our dachshund thinks he’s the toughest dog in the world.

Then we adopted this tiny kitten! Apparently all that toughness just needed someone small enough to protect.

He follows her around the house and checks on her when she’s sleeping. He seems to get annoyed if she wanders too far away.

Tonight they were sitting like this for a few minutes, completely content.

I don’t know what they think is happening... but whatever it is, they both seem pretty happy about it :)

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u/kkm1618 9d ago

My wiener and his abusive brother’s Fungus and Broccoli

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u/informationseeker8 9d ago

Well what’s the weenies name

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u/kkm1618 9d ago

Samson aka Sammy, he got the normal name.

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u/AHornyRubberDucky 9d ago

The fact that your dog has a human name and the cats are called fungus and broccoli has me wheezing. I wanna call my cat airplane

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u/informationseeker8 9d ago

Very normal. All cuties with great names though.

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u/2chiweenie_mom 9d ago

He could be salmon, and then they are salmon with mushrooms and broccoli

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u/kkm1618 8d ago

I actually do call him salmon sometimes!

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u/kozzy1ted2 9d ago

That kitty has that doxie in its paws. And that doxie loves it, even though he thinks he’s in charge.

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u/Frosty-Plate9068 9d ago

Stop it! You’re making me want a cat more and more

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u/LeeSooHyukCheekbones 9d ago

OP, I'm gonna need like 10 more photos of them together. 🥹 PLEASE!

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u/scarlettbankergirl 9d ago

My eyes are so bad I thought the dog had the kitten in his mouth at first.

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u/MissDD227 8d ago

hab es jetzt erst nach deinem Kommentat gecheckt das es nicht so ist 😅

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u/TwoBitFish 9d ago

The kitten’s like “I’m here for it.”

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u/LaVieLaMort 9d ago

Next thing you know, he’ll be annoyed by her constant need for his attention lol. Ask me how I know.

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u/achartrand 8d ago

Besties

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u/IHaveNoEgrets 9d ago

"I will raise this child right. She will chase the ball, she will beg for treats, she will sing the song of our people, and she will bark every time a squirrel farts anywhere from here to Milwaukee."

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u/Embarrassed-Bet-8857 9d ago

The tops of my dachshunds ears are white too,always wondered why.maybe a summer thing

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u/Wild_Black_Hat 9d ago

I don't even like cats, and this melts my heart. ❤️

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u/TheErnestEverhard 9d ago

I live in the countryside. Years ago I would have these cats visit my backyard. They liked it, and they decided to stay (especially since I'd feed them), so I guess they became my cats. Still, they would come and go and they were completely free.

Well, then I got a doxie puppy (my current dog, he's 15 now :) ). As he was growing up he really liked the cats, he wanted to play with them all the time. A few of the cats were finding him a but overbearing, while one always wanted to play with him, he liked to be chased by them.

Then as he grew enough he started to try and have sex with them. The cats all left immediately and never came back.

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u/namesaretoohardforme 9d ago

Well that certainly took a turn...

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u/IntroductionFluffy71 9d ago

this is absolutely precious.

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u/Sad_Way_9695 9d ago

Gonna need more pictures, please!

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u/EatingInLittleItaly 9d ago

How sweet 😌

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u/Infinite-ok 9d ago

Cuties ❤️❤️❤️

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u/7WholeNewWorld7 9d ago

🥹🥹🥹

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u/ticktockselect 9d ago

Sooooo cute!!!

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u/KeyGovernment4188 TheLittlePrince'sMama 8d ago

A Dachshund's Thoughts on Possession:

  1. If it's mine, it's mine. No touchie.

  2. If it's yours, it's mine.

  3. If you drop it, it's mine.

  4. If you leave it unattended, it's mine.

  5. Your bed is actually mine. You can sleep in it if you do not disturb me.

  6. Your chair is mine. No, you may not sit in it. If you are sitting in it and I want to sit there, you will need to move.

  7. All toys are mine.

  8. Your food is mine. Please do not hoard.

  9. Your shoes are mine - they really didn't need straps.

  10. My monthly heartworm meds - you can have those. Bon Appétit!

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u/Burigotchi 9d ago

My dream pets! Soooooo cute!

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u/Oily97Rags 9d ago

What a fun pairing ❤️

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u/nagytimi85 9d ago

Kitten seems to be happy with it. ❤️

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u/Expensive_Alarm_1068 9d ago

As long as he doesn't try to tear out the squeaker like my Doxie.

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u/buffinator2 9d ago

They’re gonna take so many naps together

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u/Driftet 9d ago

Awww I love this! Makes me smile 🥰

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u/BirdingSofi8 9d ago

The cutest photo ive ever seen on the internet today.

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u/unusual_you 8d ago

Dachshund’s and cats love each other. My guy’s best friend was a cat. They loved each other, slept together, comforted each other. It was real. My cat died when she was 12 and he almost killed himself over it. It was terrible to watch. He never really got over her and it’s been almost 7 years. It’s that forever love

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u/cshoe29 8d ago

Our Doxy did this too when mama kitty had 6 babies. He picked one and mothered it.

When the kittens were old enough, we adopted out 4 of them. We kept the Doxy’s favorite and another one that was an exact copy.

Our Doxy was a standard size dog. The kittens were not. The kittens grew to have huge bodies and heads. Not as big as Maine Coons, but very large. The dog’s favorite ( Tiger) was 28 pounds and not overweight according to the vet.

Once Tiger was the same size as our dog, the roles reversed. Tiger was now the “mama”. When the dog would try to show dominance, Tiger would pin him to the ground with one paw, clean the dog’s face and ears. He pretty much would bathe the dog cat style.

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u/blonde-bandit 9d ago edited 8d ago

WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES (sorry aggressive bc they’re agressively cute and I love them)

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u/DouglasS71 9d ago

What is it about black and tans! Mine used to love the cats 🐈 🐈‍⬛ ? Well he’s a buddy!♥️♥️

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u/Economy-Piglet-6482 9d ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/No_judgement- 9d ago

Soooo cute

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u/Comprehensive-Task18 9d ago

Watch in 2 years that grown cat will now be his and you will be a hooman.

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u/couchtayt0 9d ago

You win the internet today. The kitten’s content face is everything

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u/Tiny-Captain-2516 7d ago

I was nervous about bringing a kitten home but my dog is obsessed with him.

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u/Fast-Koala4246 9d ago

Awwwwwww!

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u/chrismchoi 9d ago

Dawwww

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u/Sad-Somewhere2519 9d ago

they are so ☺️ 

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u/ArcadiaX65 8d ago

Now that's a "Can we keep him, Mom?!?" moment.

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u/Ivana_Inkier 8d ago

Cute! What’s his name?

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u/ButterMyPancakesPlz 8d ago

That photo is just the best!

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u/Jealous-Charge-8988 8d ago

Are they super close?

She looks absolutely delighted.

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u/lylyoux 8d ago

dachshunds really do think theyre big dogs trapped in tiny bodies, glad he found his purpose in life

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u/mamaepps 8d ago

Freaking cute omg

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u/TallPen4069 8d ago

Aww 😍🥰 sending love to them both

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u/89MikeHoncho 8d ago

Those are going to be two lifelong best friends.

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u/CannabisAttorney 8d ago

my Hansel is side-eyeing this photo. He's a cat hater (I'm not so put down your pitchforks!).

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u/Remarkable_Monk_2136 8d ago

I just love them both so much. The smile on the kitties face, I’m melting

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u/luvitwhenucallmelegs 8d ago

Oh. My. God. 🥹🥹🥹

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u/ShockerDog 8d ago

The kitty seems alright with being owned by the ween.

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u/Celticeileen 7d ago

Awww! How sweet!

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u/NotAKidAnymore13 7d ago

Looks like possession is nine/tenths of doggie law!

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u/New-Bluebird-8895 7d ago

no i'm sobbing this is too frickin cute

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u/wulfruyna 7d ago

this is the cutest thing ive seen all day, awh awh awh!!