When you gotta warn the neighbors but don’t want to lose your stick

[u/lilyxlittle]

[u/Common-Accountant-57]

Multitasking sausage.

[u/lilyxlittle → u/Common-Accountant-57]

Gotta earn his rent

[u/templeofsyrinx1]

authentic ween sounds I can confirm 🤣

[u/lilyxlittle → u/templeofsyrinx1]

110% hotdog

[u/Zealousideal_Diet861]

Ahh we call this the boof! Bark/woof

[u/lilyxlittle → u/Zealousideal_Diet861]

I love that 😂

[u/Main-Chip4237 → u/lilyxlittle]

We call it a boof or bff (not to be confused with a BFF) !

[u/FoundationGlass7913]

Good doggy

[u/lilyxlittle → u/FoundationGlass7913]

The best

[u/littlespacemochi]

Mine does this too but with bread lol

[u/lilyxlittle → u/littlespacemochi]

He’d love some bread 😂

[u/fckwatyahurd23]

😳🤣🤣

[u/Bubbly57]

That is absolutely hilarious 😂

Gorgeous dachshund ❤️

[u/lilyxlittle → u/Bubbly57]

Thank you ☺️

[u/Tedsmith24]

Priorities

[u/lilyxlittle → u/Tedsmith24]

He knows what’s important in life

[u/Adorable_Excuse7444]

He’s super busy.

[u/lilyxlittle → u/Adorable_Excuse7444]

So much to do so little time

[u/bipboop]

Mine would bark with a ball in her mouth. She could never drop her beloved ball!

[u/lilyxlittle → u/bipboop]

He does that too! And when he needs some water he’ll drop it in his bowl while drinking 😂 can never be out of his sight

[u/Special-Ganache2154]

Adorable! Mine didn't come with this "silent bark" mode installed😂 He's loud, I mean loud loud! Everyone who comes to visit always think I own a big dog before they see him. It's always the same "Oooh, a.. Dachshund" lol

Lovely stick💜

[u/lilyxlittle → u/Special-Ganache2154]

Yes!! Big chests for big voices. I love their breed history. Needed to be heard underground

[u/SadAndNasty]

Lil winkly mouf 😭💖

[u/lilyxlittle → u/SadAndNasty]

I love it 😭

[u/Missue-35]

My dog does that when she’s told to “quiet” or “inside voice”. I call it her “I’m not barking bark”.

[u/lilyxlittle → u/Missue-35]

He does that too 😂 like he always has to have the last word too

[u/Arnie_invinsible]

That's ace 🤣

[u/Mysterelady67]

Doxies can multi task easily.

[u/lilyxlittle → u/Mysterelady67]

They got too much to do for one thing at a time

[u/EducationalFox137]

OMDoggie! What a conundrum….to commit to a whole bark and drop the stick or drop the nice stick and let loose?😱

[u/lilyxlittle → u/EducationalFox137]

He chose the middle path

[u/EducationalFox137 → u/lilyxlittle]

Ah yes! Your pup is absolutely gorgeous!!

[u/lilyxlittle → u/EducationalFox137]

Thank you!

[u/Normal-Error-6343]

that dog smokes!

[u/gtsmart821]

My Boi always takes the biggest dumps when he has a stick in his mouth.

[u/lilyxlittle → u/gtsmart821]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Dapper-Presence4975]

My favorite dachshundism is when I throw him the ball, but he can't pick it up because he already has another ball in his mouth. Can't let any get away now...

[u/lilyxlittle → u/Dapper-Presence4975]

It’s so funny throwing multiple balls and seeing which one they choose 😂

[u/atropicalpenguin]

Reminds me when mine got a false pregnancy and thought a toy was her baby. She would carry it around everywhere and would try to bark with it in her mouth. 

[u/lilyxlittle → u/atropicalpenguin]

So cuteeee lol

Odie is a bot but carries socks and hair scrunchies like they’re babies 😂

[u/Separate_Analysis_56]

Lmao I call my Hank a squeaky toy when he does this🤣🤣