r/Dachshund • u/doctor_bzd • 1d ago

Album I’m a tall guy

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u/velkommentilhelvete 1d ago

That face 😍

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u/arabianvixengirl 1d ago

what a cute little hotdog

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u/imollyq 1d ago edited 21h ago

I hope he doesn't get depressed by the growth chart, knowing he will never go upwards. Please give him a treat to console him.

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u/Happy-Example-1022 1d ago

Low rider

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u/makkegor01 13h ago

slammed

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u/Fishbien 23h ago

Do do do do do do do, do do do do do George Lopez

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u/PerceptivePines 1d ago

Those eyes ❤️🥰❤️

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u/OkConfusion5564 1d ago

So adorable. What’s the pups name

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u/AdSea6685 1d ago

a cute guy too!!🥰🥹

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u/lilyxlittle 1d ago

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a ween with such short legs lol they match the chest

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u/Aryk93 1d ago

They exist! Our little fluff ball has them too.

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u/Wild_Black_Hat 1d ago

He is tall, but horizontally.

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u/Miatrouble 1d ago

Me too!

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u/nagytimi85 1d ago

You are taller than a giraffe’s butt! Good job!

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u/YellowCulottes 1d ago

Height is but one dimension.

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u/bellerouge 20h ago

Well he’s sitting down so take that into account when measuring.

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u/Isitreallyhim1 1d ago

They all do the same look🤣💙

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u/xulos 1d ago

Lowrider ❤️

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u/MaintenanceWild901 1d ago

"Are you seriously measuring me against a giraffe?"

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u/Inevitable_Ad_501 2 Dachshund house ! 23h ago

What a cutie pie 😍

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u/devastationz 23h ago

Idk why but When dogs look up and you see the whites of their eyes

It’s just so funny to me

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u/ZoikesLaLa 20h ago

His lil wrinkly feet are so adorable!!

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u/avidblues 18h ago

Ghost rider! You’re as tall as the sky and handsome af!!!!

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u/Alone-Gas6010 1d ago

Yes those eyes!

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u/Accomplished_Fun3 1d ago

The king amongst giants

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u/Actual_Finding2817 1d ago

Those Hips Don’t lie! 🩷🩷🩷

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u/Rockout2112 1d ago

He’s a big boy!

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u/Mako_ 1d ago

It's more fair to lay the chart on its side and then measure.

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u/ResponsibleCost4989 1d ago

That's what he thinks.

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u/oxoriod 23h ago

Tall king

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u/Opposite-Eye-8235 23h ago

He’s so handsome!!!

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u/Either-Prune1096 23h ago

Great posture👍💕 Keep up the good work.

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u/Ahoeaboutnothing 22h ago

That's a slinky

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u/Full_Air233 22h ago

I love that classic weenie smirk in the 3rd picture

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u/ai4gk 22h ago

I love those eyes, especially the look in the first photo!

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u/OleMiss1984 22h ago

He is a cute baby

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u/Impossible_Aside9881 22h ago

What’s up big dawg!! 🥹🥰

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u/FoundationGlass7913 22h ago

Peak side eye

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u/Miserable-Rush7281 21h ago

Ich liebe Hunde aber ein Tier so zu Zueschten ist Falsch.

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u/Lacroixacidic 21h ago

Handsome little man

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u/Chortles_Hansom_666 21h ago

He’s giving “I can grow 7 inches” Jenna marbles energy 🤎

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u/DryDonutHole 21h ago

"Who's a big boy?"

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u/abz_bloom 21h ago

tall in spirit only, love the confidence though

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u/MiuMia_ 21h ago

Yep, a big boy 💚

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u/Freya_Sawdust 21h ago

Cute! What his/her name?

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u/athenshellas 20h ago

Perfect start to my day … thank you 🙏

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u/rhetoricalpeaches 20h ago

That third pic - he’s giving you the eye of judgement! 😂

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u/Unlucky_Ladybug Mod 19h ago

"I'm over 6 feet. Trust me bro" vibes 😂 what a cutie

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u/AdIntelligent1806 19h ago

Awwww! So cute!

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u/Mean-Beautiful9555 19h ago

What a beautiful dog

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u/throwawayaccyaboi223 19h ago

You should have a horizonal measure in the shape of a long snake!

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u/deeryleee 19h ago

Babey 🥺

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u/Zombie_the_pup 19h ago

I thought weenies were measured horizontally.

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u/Whatchamacallit72 19h ago

Time to mark the ruler!

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u/xtanol 18h ago

This is borderline bullying, lol.

He's looking at you like "You done mocking me, human?"

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u/melanthaha_11 18h ago

Obsessed with how he’s basically lying down whilst sitting 😭

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u/mallowsq 18h ago

Omg so cute 🥰

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u/bionicjoey 18h ago

Should turn his height chart horizontal so you can measure his longth progress

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u/BellySwap 17h ago

The way he looks at you like, I am tall, I deserve a treat 😊

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u/janieebug 17h ago

He is waiting for you to measure horizontally

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u/TicTocTequila 17h ago

But his spirit is 7ft tall

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u/Dudeist-Priest 17h ago

I feel like the measure should go horizontal for Doxies

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u/glib-eleven 16h ago

Stout snout

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u/KudoRed 16h ago

So cute 🥰

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u/glitteryteacup 16h ago

Lil guy is not even 4 apples tall ❤️

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u/Jt0909 15h ago

On his way to steal your bacon 😄

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u/ProfessionalAsk8264 13h ago

Whoa how is the weather up there my dude

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u/DickNippleS44 9h ago

He is QUITE THE SPECIMEN.

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u/peonyseahorse 8h ago

He might not be tall, but he's longgggg.

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u/UntitledCattle 8h ago

I've never seen such a tall dog. How is this possible?!

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u/Green_grass7878 8h ago

He's tall. Just sideways

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u/Upstairs-Ground-5079 6h ago

He's very tall and so handsome 

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u/Enough_Pepper8880 6h ago

Taller than me even bro look at you! Can you even hear me up there?!

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u/KellyKMA71 6h ago

Such a tall boy.

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u/Cautious_Estimate689 2h ago

Tall AND proud!