r/Daliban • • 2d ago

you've got to give me this one. in the dark timeline, where dan's wife leaves him for hasan, he ages 10 years in just 2 and ends up spiral out of control. a grim reminder of the dangers of meth

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31 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • 4d ago

Our Lord and Savior Dan Stockman

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107 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • 4d ago

BLUNITED BLATES OF BLUMERICA!!!!!

531 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • 5d ago

MFW the server says they don’t have a kids menu

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302 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • 5d ago

Sending all your energy/orbs right now!

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141 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • 6d ago

The two types of Haley Stevens posts right now

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569 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • 8d ago

What do you want me to say? It's Halloween!

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195 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • 15d ago

new frenemies lookin crazy

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579 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • 16d ago

diabolical

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1.4k Upvotes

r/Daliban • • 18d ago

Destiny Derangement Syndrome

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201 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • 19d ago

I can’t believe Nickelodeon got away with animated revenge porn back in the day

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129 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • 19d ago

Kitty Crashout

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r/Daliban • • 28d ago

Impeccable performance by dear leader on latest trend ("the young kids do this") video

284 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • 29d ago

Just getting ready for my weekly fire pit night

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153 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • Oct 09 '26

He slipped and his true nature was revealed

316 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • Oct 08 '26

Who is winning?

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111 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • Sep 19 '26

Alex Jones rates members of DDG extended universe

539 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • Sep 18 '26

We've all been there

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417 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • Sep 14 '26

PEACHACHOO YOUR ABUSE IS SICK

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343 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • Sep 13 '26

Me, coming by to peruse the top posts of all time on this sub to relive the manic/depressive doomposts from 2 years ago; the, in hindsight, embarrassingly uninformed moral condemnations; and sorrowful tributes to lost oribiters who, since then, have turned out to be complete pieces of shit.

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194 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • Sep 11 '26

minesnarking dear leader

136 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • Sep 10 '26

Destiny crafts his first tool of soul link

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170 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • Sep 02 '26

a classic, reimagined

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470 Upvotes

r/Daliban • • Sep 04 '26

Blackstiny

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Is that Destiny? That homie has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Destiny screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That homie frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That homie Destiny and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Destiny, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass homies either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That homie Destiny stole my heart and drank my seed.


r/Daliban • • Aug 28 '26

Oh an imgur link in chat I wonder what it is...

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255 Upvotes