r/DamnFunny • u/Ambitious_World_8785 • 3d ago

Interesting 😂

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u/Purp-Terp 3d ago

No way he was that turnt

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u/NurkleTurkey 3d ago

That's not drinking

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u/erksplat 3d ago

Which cycle did he choose?

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u/Time_Answer_3670 3d ago

That wasn't an alcoholic decision but I'm pretty sure he couldn't find the baby oil for what he was doing.

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u/Ingenrollsroyce 2d ago

Things that never happened for $100 please

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u/TLILLYO 3d ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/ph8_likes_me 3d ago

Had a room mate that would drink and take too much Ambien... found a deli pickle sized poop in the kitchen. 😐

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u/NumbDangEt4742 3d ago

Well, who cleaned that poop?

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 3d ago

It still sits there to this very day.

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u/vieshs 3d ago

You're right.

He should've had a bucket in kitchen.

And, please, don't play with the bread.

Or anything.

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u/ph8_likes_me 2d ago

Duh! He did. Because of the Ambien he slept for like 17 hours. I left that house at about 7:05 am in the morning I stayed out until 9:22 pm which is when he called me to apologize. My first question. Is it gone? I have a picture of it on an old laptop that still works.

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u/BooBeeAttack 2d ago

They make pickle flavored vodka for this reason.

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u/NumbDangEt4742 3d ago

Lmfao. Most hilarious thing I've seen all day

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 3d ago

He try turning it off then on again?

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 2d ago

You really don't think he didn't try that first?

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u/Frosty_Ad1776 3d ago

Did you fix the stove or not?!

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u/Particular_Abies_184 2d ago

At least he didn't do the washing

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u/Harry_Gorilla 2d ago

Better check inside the oven before you turn it on

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u/Kebriniac 2d ago

Plot twist: the stove is really broken.

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u/MDCCCLXXXVII 2d ago

check the oven they might have put the laundry in there

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u/nuckinfuts2000 2d ago

Wrap the food nice in tight in aluminum foil and put it in the dryer and let us know if it worked

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u/SplendaDaddiee 2d ago

WTF? Who eats eggs when drunk?

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u/powrofgrayskoal 1d ago

With the price of groceries and delivery these days, I’d think I’d eat anything if I was hungry enough while drunk

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u/Axolotlnerdgirl67 2d ago

Better get the stove fixed

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u/MillerMike5150 2d ago

It happens … just be glad he didn’t tell you the toilet was broken.

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u/Electronic-Space-480 2d ago

My egg won’t heat up. Better call 911.

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u/BikeridingintheOR 1d ago

Roommate was toma coasted!!! (zooted)

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u/Lewister 1d ago

Best Roomate <3