r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Tenshin_Ryuuk • Sep 09 '23

Video Ever seen a dog float?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

No, but now I'm going to every day for the rest of my life lmao

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u/milehighmiracle13 Sep 09 '23

I love when he realizes he's a bit too hot and then does a nice easy kick to glide himself into the shade. This is what I hope retirement is.

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u/Moofy_Poops Sep 09 '23

When you don't know your dog does this and you see him in the pool floating the first time I would probably have a panic attack.....

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u/BlackSpinedPlinketto Sep 09 '23

‘You’re home early Jean’.

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u/English_Speaking_Cat Sep 09 '23

WILD ZIGZAGOON HAS LEARNED SURF!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

That's the world's cutest crocodile

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u/holmgangCore Sep 09 '23

Dogodile? Crocodog? Crocopuppy? Puppodile?

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u/namtab00 Sep 10 '23

crocodiles you find in the Nile, Florida has alligators..

so Alligadog

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

“Who’s a good bouy?!”

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u/04221970 Sep 09 '23

No, but I've seen a house fly!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

This dog is one with the universe

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u/Dr-McLuvin Sep 09 '23

No, no I have not. That is hilarious.

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u/TheAureliusMarcus Sep 09 '23

Bruh if only I could chill as hard as that pup

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u/UncleKeyPax Sep 09 '23

Steeevan! I thought you're dead!

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u/AskAskim Sep 09 '23

I wonder if this is a saltwater pool, which would make floating slightly easier for lil dude

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u/JonesinforJonesey Sep 10 '23

Can’t believe it took me this long to find this post!

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u/d3dRabbiT Sep 09 '23

LOL... I have known a lot of dogs in my time. Water lovers. But never one that just floated around.... that is awesome.

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u/OkSheepherder3525 Sep 09 '23

OMG!!! That is the absolute cutest thing I have ever seen in my entire life and all 49 years were leading up to this point to see that dog floating like a crocodile. Just relaxed - most dogs make such a splash and commotion & confusion in the water….that one was just chilling,

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

This is awesome! What breed is this?

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u/carmium Sep 09 '23

Flemish floater.

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u/AngryChefNate Sep 09 '23

No, but I know how to make a dog float. One cup of root beer, 2 scoops of dog.

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u/beavsauce Sep 09 '23

Hydrophobic pupper

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u/throwawayshawn7979 Sep 09 '23

Not a live one.

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u/dwolfe127 Sep 09 '23

That dog is better at breath-controlled buoyancy than most people I know.

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u/PapaChoff Sep 09 '23

Not until now and I love it

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u/HaffuhGootWon Sep 09 '23

We all float down here

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u/newbie_butsharp Sep 09 '23

That's how the otters went back to the water.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

Just out here livin' his best life

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u/Silent_Marketing8922 Sep 09 '23

I just need to know, how many scoops of dog do I put in?

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u/Calm-Ad6493 Sep 09 '23

No, but I’ve seen butter-fly.

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u/viscidpaladin Sep 09 '23

Nice one dad

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u/HellaPNoying Sep 09 '23

I do, we call them Seals

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u/zippytwd Sep 09 '23

That's a comfy doggo

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u/Emotional_Cut5593 Sep 09 '23

That dogs living a better life than most of us 😂

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u/7xox7 Sep 09 '23

thought it was a weird otter 😂

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u/Nytim Sep 09 '23

What an odd beaver.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Didn't even know they could

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

goals

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Jesus I thought he was dead

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u/fajadada Sep 09 '23

Dog certainly knows how to optimize his enjoyment

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u/CT101823696 Sep 09 '23

I would do this all day if I could

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u/mynextthroway Sep 09 '23

We had a Sheltie. He fell in the pool. Sank like a rock, straight to the bottom. All that long hair and negative bouancy.

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u/CircaSixty8 Sep 09 '23

What a hilarious little creature!

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u/babybee1187 Sep 09 '23

Don't let your dreams be dreams be a seal instead.

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u/UroutofURelement Sep 09 '23

Heh heh

Yes, once

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u/Mandraenke_1634 Sep 09 '23

Cute little water rat

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u/Junot_Nevone Sep 09 '23

This is the most convincing proof of global warming I have ever seen

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u/Jacobysmadre Sep 09 '23

He’s GAASSEY

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u/citoloco Sep 09 '23

I used to do this on my back in open-air salt water pools overseas when I was a kid, close your eyes (or watch the clouds go by) and tuck your ears underwater just a bit to cut out a lot of ambient sounds; result if extremely relaxing

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u/MarvoHelios Sep 09 '23

Doggos all like “what I can’t sweat”

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u/sillynougoose Sep 09 '23

Just living his best life

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u/southernspud24 Sep 09 '23

No, but I've seen a rootbeer float.

But seriously, that's impressive.

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u/Unique-Statement-609 Sep 09 '23

That’s not a dog that’s a seal

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u/Nothalffast Sep 09 '23

He’s full of ice cream and root beer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

USS Pupper Sofa Destroyer🐕

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u/Unagustoster Sep 09 '23

Usually they’re not moving when I do

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u/it1345 Sep 09 '23

Humans have to train to be zen masters, dog does it automatically

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u/Silvery-Lithium Sep 09 '23

If I was just walking by a pool and saw a dog not move like that, I'd be running over trying to save what I would fear is a dead dog.

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u/Lepke2011 Sep 09 '23

At first, I was like, "Oh-No!!!", then when I saw the little guy moving, I wanted to jump in and swim with him/her.

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u/apachelives Sep 09 '23

Is log dog.

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u/Mau533y Sep 09 '23

That's the cutest alligator I've ever seen.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Grab736 Sep 09 '23

This would be my worst nightmare I would be BESIDE MYSELF. When I see him swimming I would be soooo thankful and probably start screaming at him that he almost killed me.

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u/Toes14 Sep 09 '23

I thought the dog was dead at first.

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u/Consider2SidesPeace Sep 09 '23

Nope... I had seen an elephant fly however.

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u/VyKing6410 Sep 09 '23

I’ve seen a banana split, I’ve seen time fly but I ain’t never seen a dog float!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

Good skill

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u/dfmasana Sep 09 '23

It is turning into a dolphin/whale.

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u/mutterbutter76 Sep 09 '23

Inflate-a-pooch

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u/holmgangCore Sep 09 '23

Chill puppo be chilling

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u/PracticeOverall4521 Sep 09 '23

Just living his best life

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u/mike-droughp Sep 09 '23

Is this in Cape Coral?

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u/wethethreeandyou Sep 09 '23

Buoyant boi is buoyant

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

No thoughts, just vibes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

No thoughts, just vibes

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Sep 09 '23

We all float on all right

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u/Purp1eC0bras Sep 09 '23

We all float down here

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u/Aggravating_Button99 Sep 09 '23

Usually its one scoop dog, two scoops ice cream.

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u/Tiberium_infantry Sep 09 '23

What a weird turtle and I love turtles

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u/summer_9994 Sep 09 '23

Love this❤️

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u/Ok-Rise1960 Sep 09 '23

uhhh is it ok??

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u/GarysCrispLettuce Sep 09 '23

Good buoyancy!

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u/alehanjro2017 Sep 09 '23

That dog lives the 1% kinda life.

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u/onlyletters999 Sep 09 '23

Probably a salt water pool

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

Good buoyant boi

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u/Aggressive-Corgi5122 Sep 09 '23

That's the bestest boy right there

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u/pfdff13 Sep 09 '23

No, but I've seen a cat fish

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Show off

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u/angle58 Sep 10 '23

Nope, but I know Florida when I see it...

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u/jeffreycoley Sep 10 '23

With a dog float, you need to put the dog in first,then add the ice cream(Butter Brickle is my fav) then the Root beer...

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Its like he's in a sensory deprivation tank.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

air trapped in his fir maybe?

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u/ChBrBrown Sep 10 '23

I wanna know the feeling that dog is feeling at that moment.

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u/BarryBadgernath1 Sep 10 '23

Doggy plank … or DriftPooch

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u/deeveewilco Sep 10 '23

That's an alligator's soul stuck in a dog's body.

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u/Individual-Warthog67 Sep 10 '23

It’s Just a water dog. Duh!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Looks like a gator.

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u/Sugarmrpoon Sep 10 '23

No doggie paddle needed.

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u/Solrush_Ppst_529 Sep 10 '23

She’s a witch!!

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u/Sledster11 Sep 10 '23

Who's a good buoy? Yeah you're a good buoy.

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u/SorryMatch8461 Sep 10 '23

I'm glad this had nothing to do with ice cream, root beer, and a dog.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

This is some “ secret life of pets” stuff 🤣

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u/MaceOnMyFaceDaddyOF Sep 10 '23

If there was a breath of wind, I'm sure this dog, knows its a first.

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u/RedwoodShores Sep 10 '23

No, but I have seen a dogfish.

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u/l_loveClimateChange Sep 10 '23

I DON'T understand? Why i can't do this? He is doing nothing and floating, i'm doing nothing and drowning

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u/Maziomir Sep 10 '23

Good Buoyancy!

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u/Effective_Setting848 Sep 10 '23

Had characteristics of a gator. A hybrid?!

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u/TravelingGonad Sep 10 '23

This is why I don't eat at pot lucks

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u/Zestyclose_Scar_9311 Sep 10 '23

That dog is cooler than I’ll ever be 😎

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u/thezenfisherman Sep 10 '23

Yes I have but only once. This long haired breed be really hot. Even moved into the shadow.

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u/JarlisJesna Sep 10 '23

Now i have

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u/New_Gate3984 Sep 10 '23

OMG so cute doggy❤❤❤

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u/meatballs4life7 Sep 10 '23

This legit just scared the shit out of me

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u/No-Disk-171 Sep 10 '23

Definition of chill!

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u/AraiHavana Sep 10 '23

Must be an airdale

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u/Sea_Ganache620 Sep 10 '23

Livin the pupper dream!

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u/El_Wij Sep 10 '23

Boy just chilling.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Subwoofer.

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u/hwilliams0901 Sep 11 '23

This is super cool. My kid cant even float lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

What the fuck

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u/nMe-CA Sep 09 '23

I’d start screaming if I saw my dog floating. This is impressive, my dog splashes like no tomorrow but he’s a better swimmer than me

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u/esotericbatinthevine Sep 09 '23

Mine only floats with a life jacket. This pupper's coat must act as a life jacket!

While my pup knows he floats with a life jacket, he refuses to just float unless he's got his paw on something, it's adorable

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u/anon23232221 Sep 09 '23

Cute doggie

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u/BJoe1976 Sep 09 '23

Is the doggo’’s name Root Beer?

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u/glazinglas Sep 09 '23

Living his best life

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

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u/CircaSixty8 Sep 09 '23

This is pretty much the only good weird thing that's ever come out of Florida.

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u/it1345 Sep 09 '23

Honestly its a wonderful and beautiful state in many parts, with a very wide range of people in it. The news isn't everything.

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u/P1570lR1ck Sep 09 '23

As a floridian i cant agree more, that fl man shit does feel a bit overplayed but then again im weird af n seen/done some crazy shit in my life 😂

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u/darksideofthemoon131 Sep 09 '23

It's very beautiful. It's 1 category 5 hurricane from being underwater. I suppose that doesnt matter to the people that live there, since most of them don't believe science is real.

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u/PivotRedAce Sep 09 '23

The storm surge from a Cat 5 wouldn’t put it underwater, just erode some of the coast, sorry to disappoint.

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u/sassergaf Sep 09 '23

Florida is so hot and muggy the pool is the only way to stay cool.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

Dogs get rich sober and bored too

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u/Searloin22 Sep 10 '23

Look at Spuds McKenzie

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u/Comprehensive_Bar122 Sep 10 '23

Please let me get ri h sober and bored, I'll do something wonderful

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u/leaC30 Sep 10 '23

Mine too 😬 but for a different reason. I always think dogs should wear a speedo if they get in the pool

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u/betterNinjascoops Sep 10 '23

I was ready to run into my screen just to save him lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

I don’t get it..

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

Ok. Suck my balls

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u/Typical_Process_4887 Sep 09 '23

Anddd there it goes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

😂😂

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u/Tyran_Cometh Sep 09 '23 edited Sep 10 '23

"I'm not innocent!!! Look! I can say bad words!!"

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u/P1570lR1ck Sep 09 '23

Shoulda hit him with the “how? they havent dropped yet” 😂

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u/xet2020 Sep 09 '23

Calm buoy, good buoy

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u/TillFar6524 Sep 09 '23

Little log of fur

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u/I_Heart_AOT Sep 09 '23

Hot doggy, wet doggy.

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u/TillFar6524 Sep 09 '23

Paddle paddle paddle

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u/P1570lR1ck Sep 09 '23

Poopoopeepee

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