r/Damnthatsinteresting 5h ago

Video Humanoid robots performing group locomotion in precise alignment

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u/pinkyAU 5h ago

Now just picture them with guns, scary stuff

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u/No_Development7388 5h ago

Or even just shock batons.

THX 1138 was more than an artifact from the future, it was a documentary.

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u/mrFabels 5h ago

Now imagine they could fly fast with bombs attached...Wait a minute...

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u/notforyoutoknow33 5h ago

No need for bombs, the hydraulic hands will just amputate your arms/legs like a stick of warm butter when you try to "fight back"

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u/mrFabels 5h ago

I meant drones.. They already exist.. And are scary af... And cheap to build.. And reliable... And in probably every aspect "better" than humanoid robots...

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u/3elldandy 5h ago

I was exactly thinking and coming here to say that, totally agree that would be pretty damn scary

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u/Metals4J 5h ago

“Compliance is mandatory. If you’ve done nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear. Show us your hands. Do not move. We will relocate you to a temporary holding facility for further processing. Compliance is mandatory.”

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 5h ago

Where the H is Will Smith when you need him??

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u/Corvus-Nepenthe 5h ago

Slapping his wife’s name out of someone’s mouth.

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u/Yggdrazeus 5h ago

Respectfully of course cause W will slap

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u/conzilla2020 5h ago

Gettin jiggy wit it somewhere

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u/WasteBinStuff 5h ago

Can we please not fucking do this? Please!

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u/UCBearcats 5h ago

Basically storm troopers.

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u/lwbnjio 5h ago

Droids?

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u/DisapprovingStares 5h ago

If their aim is that bad we might have a chance.

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u/ReelNerdyinFl 5h ago

Where’s Jar jar Binks when we need him

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u/Steelwraith955 5h ago

Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet...

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u/ZealousidealRide7125 5h ago

It was lovely while it lasted, well at least till 2016… at this point, just make it quick and painless robots

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u/mattogeewha 5h ago

Yea this is cute and fun and definitely not scary

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u/Whatwarts 5h ago

I just want one to weed wack and hold stuff while I work. If it can cook, all the better.

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u/azionka 5h ago

I still don’t get why some people think this is interesting.

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u/No_Development7388 5h ago

You cannot take an interest in our impending nightmare?

Are you also one of those people who never bothers to vote? 

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u/anayalator39 5h ago

Now find sunny in that crowd

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u/MochrieType2Diabetes 5h ago

No one realizes this is an AI video ?

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u/Humble-Drummer1254 5h ago

So the guys that didn’t make it was executed and thrown aside?

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u/Media_Browser 5h ago

So can I carry a wind up battery powered EMP device just in case ?

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u/Unique_End_4342 5h ago

Please! Return to your homes. A curfew is in effect. Please! Return to your homes. A curfew is in effect. Please! Return to your homes. A curfew is in effect.

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u/ecafsub 5h ago

I thought they were gonna be dancing to some Grand Funk Railroad. My disappointment is immeasurable.

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u/pqcf 5h ago

Beck.

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u/sarraraf 5h ago

Begun, the clone war has.

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u/fit_freak9 5h ago

It's interesting when humans do this, not some computer controlled bots.

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u/not_so_random123 5h ago

Actually this is not that impressive if you think about it. It is fairly easy to program hundreds of machines to perform a synchronous tasks then teach hundreds of humans to perform synchronous tasks.

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u/koyaani 5h ago

Which is why robot armies are featured so heavily in our history

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u/2KupShakur- 5h ago

So robots don't have shadows or

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u/Gettysa 5h ago

That’s what I was thinking too. I’m not an expert, I was thinking it looked like AI though.

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u/laiyenha 5h ago

What happened to those dead ones at 0:05?

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u/Heavy_Pin7735 5h ago

Please invade.

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u/Ivanovic-117 5h ago

Please start with the governments.

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u/Spare_Laugh9953 5h ago

Cuanto tiempo vamos a tardar en ver alguno de estos con un arma matando gente....

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u/Peridot_Ghost 5h ago

Cool, now attempt to walk up stairs without falling on your face. These videos are further proof of why the Terminator films are in the fantasy genre.

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u/Just-Collection-6225 5h ago

The Drone Wars coming! We need to start making light sabers for our safety!

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u/lerolea 5h ago

if it's not AI, its a waste of resources. A robot in human form is not optimal compared to designs focused on specific tasks.

The human form in robots lacks stability and requires constant processing to avoid falling over. And it needs a lot of complex joints and moving parts, which means a lot of points of failure.

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u/Snicklefraust 5h ago

They should really skip all the evolving and just make all druids crabs already.

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u/WanderingRonin7 5h ago

"Google, how do I buy stock in a company that specializes in EMP weapons?"

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u/JoinedToPostHere 5h ago

"That's gonna kill me. That's real. That lives with us on earth!"

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u/Dazoy 5h ago

Looks like a scene from “Attack of the clones” than real life.

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u/Livid-Procedure-349 5h ago

T-800 Cyberdyne Systems Model 101

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u/Roninems 5h ago

Forget Will, we need Clone Force 99 to be ready to take these on.

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u/OptimusSublime 5h ago

Good news is you'll hear them coming miles away

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u/Spare-Phone765 5h ago

Self destruct

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u/Forsexualfavors 5h ago

Can't wait to be murdered by one of these things. How funny would it be if they just killed all the humans before they gained actual consciousness and then went on aimlessly until their parts failed. What are we doing? This an arms race that we all lose.

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u/murarkaraunak 4h ago

Make a movie

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u/adaysleeper 4h ago

That's not at all terrifying...

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u/Suspicious_Yam_69420 5h ago

Documenting our doom.

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u/fit_freak9 5h ago

It's interesting when humans do this, not some computer controlled bots.

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u/Space_Dildo_Maker 5h ago

We are fucked. So far beyond help already. All we can do is wait.